Post your most autistic moments here.
>in the club
>8/10 comes to me
>"you are really handsome"
>"thanks y-you too"
>" i need to find my friends"
>i walk away
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Brody Smith
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Eli Gray
>Buying movie ticket
>"Enjoy the movie"
>"Thank's, You too...Oh, yeah"
Daniel Garcia
>in the gym squatting
>sitting down resting when a 9/10 blonde comes up to me
>"hi who is using this?" (Referring to a squat machine)
> i respond "Whom." then say idk
I think I meme too much
Mason Hall
Go to local italian resturant alone for birthday. Actually dress up with fitted button up shirt and dress pants. Looking big just got done at the gym a hour ago. Get a free desert for my birthday from 3 dif waitresses all claiming dont tell the others about it. Feeling awesome as shit. As I leave they say happy birthday I reply "you too". Go to my car and turn on radio.CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAAAAAWL.
I wish I was kidding. Havent gone back there since. The tiramisu was legit.
Jaxon Lewis
i posted this awhile ago in a shopping for condoms thread, still cringe about it.
>been chatting with this chick
>7/10, nice body
>she texts me, tells me to come over and fuck
>no condoms
>not gonna rawdog this bitch
>drive to nearby store
>walk in
>all the autism stories of buying condoms come flooding into my head
>shitting brix
>tell myself that all i need to do is act normal, and if i dont make it awkward it wont be awkward
>starting to calm down, i got this shit
>while doing this, i stopped paying attention to where i was walking
>walk right into a big pyramid made out of boxes of some shitty product
>i fall on my fucking face and boxes go everywhere
>sounds like a jet just carpet bombed the fucking street
>look around, everyone is staring
>start to pick myself up and whatever little bit of my dignity is left
>step on a box, slip and fall right on my ass
>guy who i assume is the manager comes running to cashier
>starts to ask what happened, then turns and sees me
>i try to get up again, dont fall over this time
>manager looks and me with a mix of confusion and disguist
>try to say something funny to relive the tension
>awkwardly say heh to myself twice
>"guess you guys found out about my two left feet haha"
>complete fucking silence
>people who werent even paying attention are now looking at me with disguist
>run the fuck out of there
>mfw
that store was where i bought most of my groceries, super convenient location. never going back there. as for the condoms, i picked them up, but by the time i got to the chicks house she was bored, and didnt wanna fuck.
Jason Reyes
forgot pic, mfw
Tyler Campbell
Out of everything here I believe this one the most
Isaiah Collins
>running errands with mother
>we go into a beauty shop so she can restock her endless cabinets at home
>cute girl my age working there
>mother buzzes around the store while I wait by the front
>cute worker comes up to me and starts a convo
>I say something like "m-mama needs me bye" and walk away
>as we go to purchase everything, she's the cashier
>she smiles and starts another conversation about how I look better than most guys she knows
>mother starts to get pissed because she's the one purchasing everything
>"Geez. Mothers are all the same, amirite?" from the cute cashier
>I just stare at her until we leave
What the fuck is wrong with me
Caleb Harris
>At club, dancing
>too autistic to care, just dancing, having fun
>9/10 girl comes up, starts touching my shoulders, dancing with me
>iwasntreadyforthis. jpg
>completely freeze up, can't even say anything
>she looks annoyed and walks away
>start dancing again
John Thomas
I don't get this, I dont talk to girls in the club.
"YOUR REALLY HANDSOME"
"WHAT"
YOOUURR RREEAALLYY HHAANDDSSOME"
"YYOOUU TTOOOO"
In what world do you you yell at chicks when courting, just dance and make gestures. Go outside to talk.