Tinder General

Who else misses tinder moments?

Fuck no, I wanna gouge out my eyes now, thanks

Life forms like these are why we have hands user.
So we can make the right decision.

>Likes manatees

Because she is one

My bio said "K-selected in the streets, r-selected in the sheets"

More of the conversation.

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Kekd

Quite pungent my dear

is she retarded?

Fuck, I wish I was younger.

What the fuck does "shucky-darn" mean?

Threads like this make you realize that fitness doesn't cure autism.

Pure autism

Wow pretty neat Veeky Forums moment when your OC gets posted

Have I finally made it?

>music leader at a pokemon church

This is why aliens won't visit us

Dont worry, you will do

>This long of a response for a five word question with no punctuation

Bit of a dry spell or somethin bud?

virgin

This is fucking hilarious holy shit

>mfw hey

>Manatees

Trying to figure out how she can make money by getting people to pay to swim with her

topkek

Nah, just wanted to see how well I could explain the concept.

How old are you?

How old are the guys in here with these tinder games?

>make new facebook
>lie about age
>use tinder
Daily reminder that women wear makeup, a product literally designed to fool you. There is nothing wrong with lying back to them.

Lie about your age. If you don't look super old it's fine.
It's a fucking hookup app not a dating one. You take them back to your place, fuck them, and say goodbye.

I would swipe so fast

I'm 42. Only match with mid-30s and up. Youngest was 28.

I'd date you user, no homo

I have grey hair LOL

You can dye that.
At least you HAVE hair.

THICCCCC

Your height if you're over 6'

Oh.

>mfw look real good but tinder not avalabile in my shit hole

What if I am 5'10?

Lie?

True, I have a full head of hair despite all the /frauding/ I do.

How the fuck is this humorous... Is everyone else that replied trolling or am I the real autist here

Need some honest answers.
The chance to meet a man that wants something serious off of tinder is minimal right?
Where can i otherwise find men?
Im too autistic to talk with my gymcrush. And i dont go out partying.

Wheres all the men at

It's funny because even though he's being absolutely autistic she keeps initiating conversation.

Super like plz respond

There are plenty of people that have gotten LTRs off of Tinder. Most of the girls I meet want to at least go on a few dates before bumping uglies.

"too" in this context means "also", you subhuman.

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He's probably sexy af.

Post pics of the profile to see who can get away with that.

Dumb bitch

If i make a throwaway facebook can chicks see the fact that its a new acc with 0 friends added?

no it doesn't you fucking retard
it would be "his allegiance is to the jews"
go back to middle school

is there more of an alarm than this

no

Yeah.

I actually did make a separate account at one point, but I went too far, I said I was 32 I think when i was like 39 or something. Maybe 33 vs 40. I definitely got more matches, and at least one girl called me out for being older IRL.

It's a losing game to lie, better to just stay truthful and get what the world gives me.

Though I am tempted to dye my hair and pass for younger, but IRL I can flirt with girls in their 20s, it's funny how much they look up to a patrician older guy.

What do you mean?
Alarm of what?

Is that Ivanka Trump?

That definitely is.

Is Tinder worth trying? I go to a smallish college (~13,000 students) and there are plenty of qts around but from what I've heard of Tinder you need to be a 6'5" male model to get a decent match.

I know tinder is to find someone to fuck or a date but posting on a story pics of herself barely naked to me shows she has probably been around the block a few times. It also shows shes easy, no fun there

>tfw even Ivanka Trump is a tinder slut
I thought Trump raised her right. Sigh...

Is height shaming a female mean?

There are some guys looking for ltrs on tinder but most of them are losers. The majority of the hot guys on tinder just wanna smash.

POF is a little better but not by much.

Really pretty much every dude only wants to smash unless you have a "hook" like if you enjoy the same things and have a sense of humor. If you are vapid and a note to be around or if you have a shady history then no dude will be interested in anything besides fucking.

Take pictures with a high quality camera and you'll be golden.

No, but are you seriously looking for someone to reproduce with on tinder?

Do you really not like women under 5' 7''?
That's about my cut off for "too big."

Of course a horse girl would have a bio like that.

So she's into watersports?
If not, please explain.

Some of us want tall kids.

Is Samantha /ourgirl/?

womanlets, when will they learn

>brap
>"marry me"

>Some of us want kids.
k have fun.

My issue is not that i'm old i just use IG not facebook, thanks tho

Lots of people make a separate throwaway FB account for Tinder. Go for it.

what did she say?
"You do realize the is"

microbio kek

i tried tinder out and crashed n burned, only girl that responded to me stopped replying after i sent her a selfie.

i am going to focus on liftan for a while before trying again. question is will using pics of me posing my muscles be viewed poorly by sluts?