GET ME ANOTHER WIFE 'FORE I PISS MESELF

I've always wanted to fuck Lucy so hard

Also Henry unironically did nothing wrong

lucy is adorable

Why didn't he just get someone to assassinate his wife instead of divorcing her?

>the average englander

How do I make these red glowy eyes memes without paying $690 for photoshop

burn + supernova on gimp

King Henry is bad but Cromwell is the real villain.

>Cromwell is the real Hero
FTFY

I'm glad that Veeky Forums is developing some decent memes

>King Henry is great but Cromwell was the greatest man who ever lived
FTFY

I laughed my ass off, why is this funny

Cranmer > Cromwell

Kramer > Cranmer

Why were they all named fucking Tom?

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Why am I imagining him with Fat Bastard's voice? The Tudors weren't even Scottish.

Delet this

because you don't have enough Bobby B in your life

Are people unironically making fun of Bobby B with this meme or ironically? He was a douche but still one of may favorite characters...

those's close up.
kek

>if you only knew how bad things really were

Finno-korean hyperwar was funny for the first week of this board's life.

>implying he doesn't sound (and look) like the bloody Baron from Witcher 3

>tfw this is literally my diet

Real life isn't like Crusader Kings.

You go and kill your wife, cause she bares no son, son!

laughed very audibly at this

wow...get help user.
I hope you at least exercise.
regardless, I've heard of men with birth bulks who are pre-diabetic.

Heartily chuckled.

just think of the state of the their privies afterward

They were Welsh though

>Believing the low life expectancy myth
Nigga please

Is that why he was exhumed and decapitated for posterity's sake?

He is on that dreamer bulk for massive gains bro.

Except this is literally just bobbyposting

no, people like bobby b because he was a fun and hammy character.
If blackadder were made today, they would be hamming it up with Brian Blessed's character.

I OFFER 10 WIVES IN EXCHANGE FOR A BIGGER ARMY TO SACK THE GREEKLINGS WITH

I THIRST FOR MORE ARYAN BLOOD

that's king Henny V

You don't know much about Oswald, do you?

king Hennessy

BOW BEFORE YOUR KING

BOW YA CATHOLICS

It ain't a myth. It's just brainlets don't realize that just because life expectancy was 36 doesn't mean that people who avoided death as infants died at the age of fucking 36.

>whats the difference between average lifespan and life expectancy

Incorrect. Read/watch Wolf Hall

>700 cocks
In a row?!

theres only one thing you need to know about mosley

ARYAN BLOOD

how about the fact that he never needed to work a day in his life or grovel in filth like the peasants? Of course pampered royalty would have a longer lifespan regardless of their actual health situation

Do people actually believe people in the 16th century died at 35? Are normies that dumb?

stronk bulk

The absolute state...

>tfw named Thomas

why did autist pedophiles make anne frank the queen of Veeky Forums and not lucy worsley

yes

Can somebody explain this image to me? why is he purple?
>inb4 i get brainlet meme'd

Torn pec muscle

I heard a roach invented this meme

Mark Addy as Henry VIII movie when?

MARK ADDY?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WHAT A STUPID NAME

I'm more interested in how to make that red/yellow oil effect.