Aesthetic lifestyle

You now have Jeff Seid's body, what is your lifestyle like?

>Fuck random sluts
>lift a few times every week
>go to festivals shirtless

I'm not gonna go to edm shows and try getting laid in better places

>be me
>be 7
>at friends house for a play date
>he has to go poop
>I follow him into bathroom and help him construct a bridge of toilet paper spanning the toilet bowl
>he poops and it lands on the toilet paper bridge
>mom walks in
>sends me to gay conversion camp

>go to festivals shirtless
Good choice my man

man it's been a while since i've kissed someone

> you will never be her

tfw this will never be you

fuck off jeff we know it's you

>Heffer
>pls
>go