Who /gymbully/ here?

Say nothing and just stare at his calves. Chuckle softly.

Come back? It wouldnt even happen. Anyway is this normal in USA or wherever it was filmed? Because if somebody did that in my gym (eastern europe) he would probably get right hooked or worse....

> when you call a 3pl8 bench a 6pl8 bench because you're a fucking tard

You dumb motherfucker, 315lb is 3pl8. Should have asked your mama for extra brain not femur.

Wow! Rude much?

3 plates on each side. 3+3 = 6

how can that skinny korean even lift a dumbell...

you put 3 plates on. each side. of course you're going to load it evenly. It's a 3 plate lift. Stop being bad.

Foussrytube is hated by everyone. Fuck that faggot.

>6 plate = 315 lb

jesus christ

This will still be a Veeky Forums issue 10 years from now.

Pathetic forearms. Sure would suck to do some actual exercise and not just curl/bench

im confused, aren't there six plates on the bar for a 315 lb lift?

Baited WAAAYYY too easily

No you're right, I DL 6 pl8s 315lbs

>i was merely pretending to be retarded

>6pl8 bench (315 lb)

A pl8 weighs 45lbs. 6 times 45 is 270lbs, retard.

What an asshole, I hope his boyfriend really tears his ass up tonight.

Nobody could care less about the asian guy but we're all making fun of that idiot curlbro. I hope it taught him a lesson

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No, you're the retard, you forgot to subtract the 5lbs from when they drill the hole. 6 x 40 is 240lbs.

>6
pls no buli

I don't think you took into account the time of day, temperature, or the location in relation to the equator.

Thats actually pathetic...

LMAO i only squat and that guy doesn't look like he could use my weight without crippling himself

>shitty physique
>shitty form
>looks like a guido from 2006
this is just sad

>his calves
Cannot be unseen

what a prick

fuck, anyone have the screenshot?

>cannot be seen
ftfy

America. That guy got knocked out by tiny nigger for taking a bite of his pizza.

I don't bully anyone at the gym directly, but now and then I'll switch up my exercise order to fuck with someone doing the same thing.
>guy OHPing with gf
>lol 0.75plate
>supposed to FS and OHP today
>was gonna FS first
>fuck it, OHP first for fun
>190 working sets
Good times were had by... me, alone, with no friends

>shit form
>no calves
>weak chin
>butt ugly
Jesus, who's the real loser here?

>You will never be asian

> counting all the 6 plates

Cmon now

What a fucking loser lmfao

I bet that asian kid makes 10x his salary. Fucking chicken leg dumbass

nobody gives a shit. I went to the gym on Saturday and another regular was there benching 275. I bench 185 and you know what went through my head?

>nothing

it's the gym, it's not a competitive event. Nobody gives a single shit unless they are a)a child b)an immature adult

nobody likes Palestinians, they are a cancer upon the human race.

Actually Moroccans and Slavs are worse, but that's a given.

include me in the screencap

that's not how it works you little shit

Wow you guys are new.

Gym bully reporting in.

Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

Haven't seen him since.

I cant take that guy seriously with those chicken legs.

>calves

I found the (((them)))

>Who /gymbully/ here?
Not you, obviously, you're clearly the DYEL asian faggot on the left.

>has to cheat curl 20's

Accidentally did today. Went to rent foam roller and couple of manlets were there with my bag on the ground and clips still on the weight. Have a back injury so probably was 10x a dick then I needed to be

>see 5'2 Manlet I graduated high school with at my gym
>know he has a history of mental health issues
>he's swole as fuck now
>has a 5 foot girlfriend that lifts with him
>she's kind of hot
>that feel when you could steal his girlfriend from him if you wanted to
>I could ruin his life

I chose not to act on my impulse. But I could have...

On one hand you did the morally right thing on the other you've left her open for someone else to steal

>Yousef "there hasn't been a single moment in my life that wasn't staged" Erakat

>that guy's calves
Speaking of bully

Game theory

>when some asian skelly has bigger calves than you
Calvecucked

*calf

Dont worry, it won't catch on anyways.

>rekt

this never happened

holy shit I've seen this clip several times and never noticed that
his legs are fucking awful

we /ostrichmode/ now?

...this literally happened to me the other day

I don't usually advocate making fun of calves because it really is kind of tough to get big calves, but holy shit

>see dyel poo in loo on my bench lifting bitch weight
>walk over to him and stand over him during his set
>tell him that the cute desk girl asked me to tell him to come talk to her
>DYEL faggot believes me and walks up to the desk after some encouragement and spills his spaghetti all over the place
>unrack his bitch weight and start warming up chuckling at him attempting to interact with a female
>he comes back over and says he wasn't done with his set, pretend I don't hear him because of headphones
>after he waves at me I pause music and ask "what?, I have a few sets left then you can have it"
>as he walks away sulking his head I say in my best indian accent "Thank you come again!"

yep I'm sure she'd want to leave him for you user

So I go to LA fitness for the sole purpose it is walking distance from my work. I've trained there for about 2 years now. Roughly 3 months ago I was doing squats in the squat rack and made eye contact with this guy. Didnt think anything of it, until he is right in front of me while I am finishing my set. Mind you I still have the bar on my back and he asks loudly "If I have a fucking problem". I say "Ughh no" He then asks what the fuck am I looking at then. I just laughed and said "What" he continued to get in my face, and I got upset and told him to fuck off and get out of my face. Quickly a employee of the gym stops the confrontation and thats the end of it. People at the gym were like wtf is that guys problem yada yada. One of his buddies later on comes up to me and sort of apologies for how his friend acted and said he has issues and that he is 16. Mind you he is about 5'8 and thick. Like probably around 225 pound a lot of muscle. I honestly thought he was around my age or maybe a few years younger. So I just told his friend dont worry about it, its not a big deal. Well today I went to the gym and he was there with his chronies. I noticed him staring at me multiple times, but just ignored him. On my way out of the locker room, he happened to pass by with his chronies, obviously was staring me down, I just smiled and as I passed by he says "bitch" and does one of those pro wrestling "Wooo's" Honestly I hate to say it, but he drives me nuts, in my younger days I would of done something, however I have a great job and a lot of other reasons why I dont smash his face with a brick. Any advice for this jobber?
>tldr some young punk at my gym is giving me a hard time, what do?

he is suffering from roid rage

it warms my heart to think that there are people who take these gymbully threads seriously

Be an adult and seduce his HS crush and pound her senseless. Then play him the video next time he gives you shit.

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>bragging about gay shit

Of course it's competitive, just because you try to believe that it's not doesnt mean it isnt. Its literally one of the most objectively competitive things to do because it's by nature objective and you can compare your strength to anyone else.
The other guy was 100 lb stronger so of course it wasnt a competition for him or you since you couldnt even do 2 pl8 and for him it's his 12 rep max or something.

Is this your first week on this board you fucking dyel cunts?

jesus christ when will this stop.

dammit Veeky Forums, this is always triggers me before i realize i'm getting bamboozled.

>be 18
>walking back from filling up water
>brush arms with older guy (~40's)
>think nothing of it, sit down at my bench to do dumbbell press
>fucker waits until I lay back with 80's in my hand to come over and ask "do we have a problem?"
>"who are you?"
>"do we have a problem?"
>stare at him confused, go to put down dumbbells
>"that's what I thought" and stomps over to the locker room
>guy beside me looks just as confused as I am
>laugh and continue doing my sets

Get with his mom or better yet, his dad

>MUSTN'T ROOK! DO NOT ROOK!

>those legs
How the fuck can he have such thin legs? Looks like he has bone and tendon there and nothing more. Someone force feed this cunt a sandwich.

Pick him up and start squatting

so i heard there is some dyels trying to act tough in this thread, try to match this

>me and the boys roll up to the boneyard to smoke ciggies and do squats
>this dyel asian is on our rack squatting like 1pl8
>he's wearing squatting shoes and a belt
>actually brought the SS book with him
>approach him and he starts taking the weights off the bar
>say "nah it's ok bud you can test your 1RM with us"
>4 pl8s to warm up with
>throw dyel under the bar
>my boy vinny takes an XL undertaker-class squat plug out of his mischief pouch
>put plug under the dyel's ass
>make him unrack it
>mumbles something about hip drive
>his legs are shaking
>vinny pulls his pants down
>tell him "hurry up this isn't the math club"
>he starts to descend
>say "wait you don't need this, that's for whites only"
>unclick his belt
>he falls
>his puckered dyel asshole kisses the plug
>tries to resist, but the valsalva can't save him now
>it enters his ass and slides all the way in
>dyel screams and blood leaks from his ass
>entire gym is losing it
>he collapses and the bar crashes down
>pick his dyel head off the ground by his hair
>say "you can't drop weights, there's a price to pay for that"
>drag him to the locker room
>bend him over a bench and say in his ear
>"choice 1: you can either be my cock ride, or -"
>"choice 2: I toss you off a skyscraper just like your cousin"
>he picks choice one
>vinny comes in with a horse outfit
>dress the dyel up in it
>take the squat plug from out of his ass
>replace it with my cock
>ride the dyel like a cowboy throughout the gym
>get on the interstate
>ride all the way to the nearest feminist rally
>vinny pulls out a MAGA hat and puts it on him
>blow my load so hard he goes flying into a crowd of purple-haired fat chicks
>they eat him alive and parade his dismembered corpse around on a live MSNBC newsfeed
>we all high-five, the boys have to be wheeled away by paramedics because their sides hurt so bad
>go back to resume our squat session
haven't seen him since

Haha, you the man Big P!

lmfao

>they eat him alive and parade his dismembered corpse around on a live MSNBC newsfeed

So it was a Korean BBQ?

XD

HOLY SHIT WHATS WRONG WITH HIS LEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking love big p posting

>6pl8 bench is 315 lb

>that feel when you could steal his girlfriend from him if you wanted to
keep telling yourself that, you'll get a gf

nice

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