If you can't OHP your gf you are not a real man

If you can't OHP your gf you are not a real man

I do that every day.
It's called handstand pushups

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I'm 100 lbs it wouldn't be too hard but then again my bf is a hungry skeletor

I c-could be your bf t-tonight... haha...

>gf

>having a gf

If you can't OHP the combined weight of you wife and children, you are not a real man

>TFW still 20kg ahead.

I can OHP my right hand

>OHPing 0kg

No problem, bro.

How heavy is your spawn?

I didn't realize there are so many losers on this website...Where do all the fitness chads post?

It's mostly a meme, also
>Chad

>Try to OHP female friend at pool party
>It's impossible to get a good grip on her
>Hand slips and grabs her pussy
>She gets mad and makes a scene

LONDON

>gf is 196lbs

It ain't happening lads

Why is literally everything women do a means to getting themselves attention. I honestly feel sorry for you seeking attention on an anime website from fatties who are actually trying to better themselves. Is your boyfriend tired of eating roast beef every night?

My girlfriend is five plates i would barely be able to deadlift her let alone ohp.

That's not a press grip. That's more like a jerk.

He couldn't press her for 5 clean reps if his life depended on it.

Have you thought of restricting her diet?

My girlfriend is six plates i would barely be able to deadlift her let alone ohp.

Boy, you're mad. Who hurt you? What's her name?

>pretending to be a girl for replies
Real sad man

Ahahahaha

Jokes on you mother fucker! I don't even have a girlfriend Ahahaha ha ha.. ha..

> cheap parlor trick at some new wave trend gym

>real man

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Some day I hope to ohp 160 lbs. I can't even into 1pl8...

I love to randomly clean and press my gf when she's lazin around. She always rages

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i was at a party once and there was this pale little cutie i liked so i did a turkish get up with her. everyone cheered me on