Front desk girls

You do know its their job to say that. Right?

You too. Not even memeing.

Hitting on girls at the gym is taboo

What about hitting on the receptionist at the gym?

thanks, you too.
Was that so hard now?

"you too, love"
not in an autistic way. naturally. practice on your mother.

Then it's time to stop doing the rain dance because she's already wet for you

a bb u wnt sum fuk

You to

If you're ballsy, "I guess I'l have to now, how can I repay you?"

Thank me later

>nod wave and smile combo

that's way too much to do at once

what if I just walk out... am I retarded?

Haha, thanks babe. How about we catch some drinks tonight?

wtf why tip?

ayy

just say "whatever"
I bet she "have a good day"'d all the guys at the gym, that whore

>tfw no desk or reception at my gym

Just say thank you you too

16'th day of nofap i'm struggling here brahs

>he doesn't practice combo moves
>he has a problem talking to women
>he probably doesn't keep his hands at chin level during cardio

never going to make it, homosexual.

kek

holy shit

you literally say:
>y-you too

Reminder: don't hit on people when they're at work unless they are very obviously and almost explicitly craving your dick

Have you not been tipping the girl?? Not fucking around right now, you need to do something

...

>nodding smiling and waving is inherently autistic
lmao, kys loser. You're just too ugly to pull off such a smooth move

the truth is
>just say hi
works if you're not the ugliest piece of shit on the planet

>When you arrive at the gym
"Good evening"
>When you leave the gym
"Good night"

There, is it that hard
>tfw both front desk ladies are qt as fuck but you will never have them

...I drive.

>Only if you grab lunch with me!
>*finger guns out the door
>pray she says ok then get all awkward when she does and clarify if she's serious

Are people legit scared/suprised by that shit or is it some shitty meme ?

How about you shut your fucking mouth or I'll kick your teeth in and shut it for you

... most... autistic... board.. on Veeky Forums.

There must me an award presented to Veeky Forums after this one.

> you ask her "can I have your number" and she writes hers down
> You ask her why the office doesnt have cards
> she gasps and Finally realizes you wanted the offices number

talk about embarrassing

Did I hit a nerve, my fellow fedora tipper?

Spotted the american

>tfw nobody works at front desk when I come in

You too, go on with your day

just say thanks u fucking autismo

>that fake woman that you pretend loves you is somehow better than having sex and pretending a real woman loves you

y-you too

FUCK YOU FOR QUESTIONING WEEBLOGIC

>DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU STUPID BITCH

I just fucking hate it because it's a regression to the most autistic thing you can be instead of an attempt to better yourself and maybe become happy

Spotted the newfriend

But i feel like she only means it for me...

"Thanks, you too."
Wow, that was hard.

thanks darling, can i rent squat rack 3 for 1 hour pplease

This

Thanks, you too.

This is autistic and makes no sense. If you wanna get to the bone zone start a god damn conversation, you'll be surprised how many bored receptionists are just waiting for any opportunity to talk about literally anything

Work in consulting and can confirm in the office environment too. The administrative assistants always light up when you walk over to bs with them. They'll talk about ANYTHING, haha

>be flabby piece of shit just starting to go to the gym again
>walk through door
>either some cute desk girl or the manager is sitting there
>get some form of greeting
>always say "cheers mate" or something that's not retarded in response
>lift for an hour or so
>leave
>"have a good day"
>actually have to think of something to say other than "you too" because it's fucking meme'd about so much on Veeky Forums.

Other than that, even with being one of the people with the worst aesthetics in my gym, even I can manage a "nice day" or some shit like that, what the fuck.

Baby, if my day was any better, I'd have to be twins to handle it.

"hey, you too!"

Because I'm not actually autistic & I possess the ability to adequately respond to a human. Swear to God. If you all lift as much as you say you do, how the heck do you not have the confidence to respond to people

I find it hard to believe that most of you are this autistic

You guys are just pretending to be retarded, right?

i dont know

id default to you too but fit says thats autistic

>"hey, you too!"
>hey

The "hey" is completely unnecessary, just say "you too". You're clearly autistic.

/fit says you too is autism

>hey I think you're super cute but I've got a lot of work to do before I'm happy with my bod, how about when I reach _____ we go out for lunch?

then you continue talking to her after every workout until you find out she's not your type and you bail on your lunch date after setting a definite date thus furthering your chad status.

>be me, front desk girl at gym
>easy job, plenty of hot guys to look at
>except this one fat fuck
>trudges in once a week
>out of breath from the walk from the parking lot
>Internally disgusted but I smile and greet him as it's my job
>"ch-cheers mate"
>stifle laughter

Rekt and kekd

What? I don't want to fuck the woman, i'm saying that some of the retards in this thread can't be so autistic that even my spergy ass is considered a Chad compared to them.

You're not wrong, m8.

>be me leaving Gym last night and pass cutie receptionist
>"have a good day"
>"does it look like daytime out there to you"
>let out a "HAHA" then scurry out to my car

I thought she was into me but I may have blown it

Let the fat people hate flow through you user. Consume the fuel

Just start with something simple, say thanks you too, anything more and you're autistic. If you're a regular and see her all the time you can start saying more like looks quiet here today or something. Just be normal, don't think of it as a girl you want think of it as a girl you're making friends with, you've got to be friendly before you can go further. Trust me man

I used to be 6 foot and weighed 50kg, I was a fucking skeleton. You know what, I wished that I could put on weight back then.

I wish I could go back and slap myself in the face once I lost my job for the first time, after that I put on like 20kg in a few months and didn't stop.

Now I just go to the gym, say the bare minimum needed to the person at the front desk quietly do my routine and leave.

>Arrive at gym at dawn
>Tired gym receptionist there
>'How can you guys be here so early in the mornings...'
>'Somebody's got to do it'
>AAF response
>She laughs sweetly
>I wasn't the one that said that, I just smiled along and went to work out

kek top fukin bants m8

>chekd

The girl who works at my gym has an ass in the top 1% of all females. The kicker? SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER TOO

My ultimate goal in life is to date a hot girl and "accidentally" sleep with her twin sister.

Or have her twin sister seduce me without me realizing she's the twin.

I usually unzip my pants and show my dick as a sign of respect and affection towards her

Am I doing the right thing?
Not a joke

MAGA doggo

'All the better for seeing you m'lady'

Then I tip my tapout fedora

MAGA doggo

just hop on tinder and search 1 mile radius, if you don't match then you know

>yesterday
>"have a good workout sir"
>"fuck"
>hang head in shame while squatting

Sorry I've made other plans

>don't test me

MAGA Doggo

Alpha as fuck

It's her job to make you feel good you autist

wypierdalaj polska kurwo z mojego chana

Actual front desk employee here. All the girls hate being hit on, since it happens to them litterlly every 5 minutes. Most of the guys who do it are extremely creepy as well. I had to kick a guy out Nd revoked his membership because he kept demanding one of theirs Snapchat

>get to the gym at 11:30 am
>g-good evening he he

MAGA doggo

MAGA doggo

classic

haha, yes
Right guys?

>"Have a good day"

"Do I know you?"

>"Ummm....no?"

"Then don't fucking talk to me!!!!"

>the bone zone
>calling me autistic

See, you get to have a conversation and I find out if shes gonna go out or not. I literally do not want to "talk" it turns into nothing.

just say have a nice day back to her