Be me

>be me
>read about swole left on Veeky Forums
>decide that I want to join them
>go to 24 hour gym that is empty
>listening to some metal music getting pumped up
>about to squat 1 plate and a 25 lb plate
>yell "FUCK TRUMP!" at the top of my lungs for the increase in test and adrenaline
>owner of gym is in the back
>he heard me and asks me to leave, cancels my membership
What do I do Veeky Forums? How do I find a gym that isn't owned by intolerant bigots?

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*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

I use my gym as a place of peace where i don't need to think about anything outside that building.

Please dont bring politics into the only safe space i have

bait.

Eleni be mine ;_;

You can't be lefty and listen to metal, sorry

Das bait

Also, metal is trash

*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg user, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg user, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRAP

Don't know why she quit to be a hipster photographer

You kill yourself

In commie heaven there are the gyms you seek