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>roastie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE BACK BOYS

>asking if you can eat her
>not telling her you're going to eat her

Confirmed never gonna make it

watch the bitch complain when you try to set her on fire like you planned.

ask her how feminine her penis is

Kek'd.

>squishy and small like a marshmallow
Bet you've got one of them "small fats" on your hands OP. Remember, in japan she would be called marshmallow girl and be considered extremely attractive.

>that line I gave you actually worked

Well fuck me senpai. Go smash it

i thought that i was dreaming when you said you loved me

>roasty toasty
Finally, an honest woman

>admits shes a roastie

Thanks user, I made this thread 4u

Good luck. Can't tell from the pic but it doesn't look like she's fat

Why do girls take so fucking long to respond on tinder? In op's pic it took her four fucking days to respond and she still was interested.

Got a date on Friday with a girl from tinder lads. Came very close to spaghetti and postponing but I just want to get it over and done with. What are the odds of me dropping my spaghetti on the date then?

Girls love cheesy shit like this because it makes them feel like less of a slut than "hey wanna fuck" even though they both know it's implied.

Because they have a queue of cock lined up

Based on your question... 95%?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

What's the pick up line?

>ever promising cunnilingus

fucking AMATEUR. You should've said 'LET ME FUCK YOUR PUSSY YOU DUMB RETARD'

Works every time.

Kek

>got my first tinderfuck last weekend
>dont use tinder when I'm at home in my uni, so was at my parents place at a different city
>she pretty much invited me to her place
>lives with her rich parents that are very often traveling abroad and not at home
>sauna, hottub, a fucking cellarbar
>fucked her pretty good, but had evening plans so I had to leave pretty early
>she begged me to tell me when I'm coming to the city next time, so we can spend the whole night

I literally have no idea how it was that easy. She is a young 8/10 with rich parents, and I'm a broke 7/10 (albeit charming) student.
Its pretty funny thinking how I was a virgin last summer, but now I got a abundance of women after I just stopped giving a fuck and started giving a fuck about myself

A 6/10 will get 10-20 matches per day.

Say this "Aye yo white gurl, lemmuh git summa dat butt, Nah'm Sayin"

dont even bother dating tinder girls, they will just ghost you. use it to hook up

> roasty toasty
With lines like this, you're gonna end up giving her the ol' lickeroo

Show her what a big guy you are

Ay yo
HOL UP
Why'd that sloot take 4 days to respond tho? Bitch betta be sayin please if she's gonna keep you waiting

Tell her you have a bone she needs to examine

>go back to college after dropping out with 1yr left
>small college town in the middle of nowhere
>live on Greek row tons of qts everywhere
>tell myself I'm gonna take advantage of this opportunity and put myself out there
>don't
>hook up with 2 girls only cause they fell into my lap
>both fizzled out after a month
>2 mo until I graduate
>feel like I've wasted all this time here

I should really start up a tinder
Problem is I dont have any recent pic of me, I don't really use fb and I think my profile pic is 3yrs old. I'm actually decently good looking but getting a picture of myself doing stuff even when with friends just never crosses my mind, and I'm kind of a homebody anyway so I'm not really tagged in other people's pics either.
Only having a selfie is a no-no I've heard so what else should I use bros?

>love cuddling & foreplay more than intercourse

what do

you were her vagabond pauper tramp user. like leo in the titanic or the tramp in lady and the tramp. rich bitches love hot poor dudes with good work ethic for a romp.

get in a relationship i think

Install Grindr

>after I just stopped giving a fuck and started giving a fuck about myself

fucking this...man I used to be so autistic around women and people in general. I just stopped caring about looking like an idiot or coming off a certain way and following the "bee urself" meme

>started 'being myself'
>stopped leaving my apartment outside of school/work/gym
>avoid all plans with people because I realize I don't really want to hang out with them
>become very lonely
>end up hating myself
welp

clearly being you isn't working, try being someone else then

If you're doing what you really want to do then why are you unhappy?

If being 'yourself' is dysfunctional, stop it.

Because he WANTS to be unhappy for whatever retarded reason, most likely due to poor self esteem stemming from the lack of a consistent father-figure while growing up.

have you tried nofap yet?

>you will never have a tinder account because of an unresolved SMS verification error
fuck life

do you not know how to save pictures sir?

Get dog

Is tinder still acceptable and do people still use it? I want to install it again but I would feel retarded if I'm the one of the only ones still looking for a fuck.

He doesn't want to deal with people but he does want some sort of company
Probably just has shit friends, or at least ones that don't fit with him

Not the guy you replied to but spot on for me.

What was the pickup line?

Thanks Veeky Forums for all the manlets never learn memes. It came true.

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It's a meme you dip

>grow grow grow

CHAD GET OUT GET OUT CHAD RIGHT NOW CHAD GET GET GET OUT

I actually cringed

underrated desu senpai

I am the opposite of a chad, started lifting month ago, 5'7, look really young for age

>5'7
>tall, dark, and handsome

You lyin to me dawg?

Manlets will never win

What should all of us 5'10 men do?

Im not the dude, but i think confidence might scare you. BE confident in how you look, you are the person you say you are "frame control"

>A confident manlet

Lel

I'm an okayish looking guy that simply never leaves the house. What are my best chances to get laid quickly. No hookers or whatever.
Bars? How should I do it?

>roasty toasty
Since when are women funny?

How the fuck do you do this

I talk to a lot of girls but it's always on my initiative, and 80% of the time i don't even spill spaghetti

>get roastie this weekend
Winning!

Living the life of CHAD is funnnn manlets BTFO just got matched with this manlet hater lol

Im not that guy who said hes talk dark or whatever, I am the OP

>I literally have no idea how it was that easy
dude I know, it's INSANE how easy girls on tinder are when you are even remotely attractive.
It was honestly quite shocking

Stop shittinf my thread you fucking nigger faggot

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> Anonymous 02/28/17(Tue)22:52:24 No.40544307▶
damn i had no idea short people could not have confidence. They never get over there insecurities. Tall people feel insecure all the time, they should conqer those isntead of finding confidence in being taller then the other guy.

>tfw normies will overlook abortion jokes to shame manlets
I want to fucking die

Make a believable CHAD tinder. That's what I did. I'm ugly manlet no way I got these many matches on my real profile. At least I get to live the life of CHAD through my phone at least.

holy shit mate, women truly are ruthless. I feel for any manlets itt, I really do.
But then again I guess one wouldn't want to commit to a girl like that

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first post best post

>CHAD profile
What? Do I need to pay people for group photos or what? I'm not having any friends.

Just post stuff like that about breast and weight.
>What do you call a woman with less than a c cup? A man.

ma nigga

>do this
>0 matches ever
ha ha showed them

Did you just become red pilled or something? If you're not a CHAD, life is suffering.

This

If you did that women would literally hate you. There's a double standard I know. But you can't go down that route

As a balding manlet myself you just have to suck it up and realize God gave you shit genetics for a reason. At least I get to live the life of CHAD on tinder tho

You'd be surprised if you actually talked to them.

>rich bitches love hot poor dudes with good work ethic for a romp

Holy shit truth, I've experienced this first hand. She was genuinely intrigued and impressed by my independence. Must have to be really sheltered to not realize that literally everyone has to work their ass off to afford to live but whatever, works for me

that's probably true actually

It's too fucking easy bros

CHADs live in heaven

nahh it ain't, he's full of shit

this is me. i got about 5 tinder matches and it went nowhere w all of them

am i doing sm wrong or just still too much of a skeleton

>tfw wish I could bang tinder sloots on the side
>tinder is connected to FB and gf would find it within days

pasty skin brah

im basically fucked then until the summer im not about to get a spray tan

post more chats this makes me want to kill myself

>faggot swooshy haircut
>still messy on sides
>same outfit that every numale queer in uni wears, down to a tee
>gross pale skin
>skinnyfat
>jewelry on a man
>childbearing hips
>dark hair on aforementioned nosferatu skin
>dirty white flatbottoms
Nah bro you're a catch

some fa tips coming free of charge.

Cut your hair, I can not imagine that it complements your facial features, stop wearing bracelets. In this pic your colour palette is off, those pants are ugly to be quite frank, if you would wear a light wash pair of jeans that would complement your sneakers much better.

Also the cuff is too low and the shirt doesn't complement your frame at all it makes you look pear shaped.

And fix your shoulder posture man, it's so easy, you are rounding them giving you a much weaker frame in this pic.

>tfw live in bizarro land
>no sloots on tinder
>"not looking for hookups"
Sucks to not live in a western society
If it ain't white, it ain't right

>"not looking for hookups"
They all say that

probably cause u dress like a cuck

Yet men allow it. Are men betas compared to girls?

That's a nice picture of some satellite dishes.

should i go around wearing athletic shorts and a tank top, which would make me look even more retarded because I'm not even big yet

lmao