Just got my first sips

Just got my first sips

Was charged $3.50
What happened to
>tfw 2 for $4
?

You guys lied to me

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>he fell for the monster meme
Red bull master race

I get the feeling sips are going to eventually give me a heart attack or some shit but I can't stop having one before every workout

Not buying them by the flat at Sams and paying $1.37/can.
BAKA

They don't actually have that much caffeine for an energy drink

>he thinks the caffeine amount matters to heart attacks

When you get to the counter you have to say

>that first sip of the day

user explain in detail what you think a heart attack is

and then provide a rationale for how caffeine will cause it.

note I will copy and paste your answer into google for plagarism check.

make your time.

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》not NOS

>he doesn't drink NOS

I'm the guy who asked the original question, and I know the caffeine isn't an issue

Fuck all of you Rockstar is master race, can't beat the price

These energy drink memes might be the dumbest shit I've seen on Veeky Forums in the 10+ years I've been occasionally popping my head in here.

tfw tried this just to sate my curiosity
tfw now wasting $2+ a day on this stupid shit when I was perfectly content with coffee and La Croix before
Fuck you guys.

>""meme""

Better than pre-workout though...

This is objectively wrong. You're literally retarded if you think this.

t. Your local GNC representative

>Anything but AMP

LMAO your life

Preworkout is cheaper, has more caffeine, BCAAs, and DMAA. You're literally retarded if you think a $2-3 energy drink is better.

SIP BOYS ASSEMBLE

> tfw 3 for $5 at all the local gas stations

I prefer the lo-carb and ultra sunrise myself though, got bored with the zero's

its not a meme its an advertising campaign

>not taking 5 hour energy for 5 hour arm day

DEGENERATE SIPS

Power rankings

If 200mg caffeine a day gave you a heart attack then anyone who drank 3+ cups of coffee a day would be at risk and that is a very high percentage of the working world

help me choose my sip of the day fit

>been laughing at the sips meme for awhile
>at the gas station before lifting
>buy one as a joke
>bench 2pl8 for the first time after

What the fuck

Save white sips for last

Iced tea sounds good

Iced tea tastes the best but it doesn't really have any caffeine

cod sip

I paid $5 for 4 at Wal-mart.

Drank my first one Saturday, had diarrhea all day. Drank my second one today, diarrhea again.

NEVER AGAIN.

>nonsipper detected

Welcome the sipboys crew

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>how to spot a newfag

>tfw 3 for $5

>only /sip/ call of duty products
tfw 2017

>tfw mix 24oz white monster with 2 scoops of c4

I was banned yesterday for starting a /SBG/ thread.

> Pic related
> nonsipper mods detected

That was a good sip thread while it lasted. Mods just don't get the sips.

S I P B O Y S

It's completely fitness related

>you drink it (diet)
>it's a great pre-workout
>has amazing effect on both mental and physical well being and satisfaction

the redbull cranberry is fucking delicious.

thanks guys, I needed comforting, I had no one to tell about my sips today until my unbanning 10 mins ago.

Yeah but you've got these morons who insist it's a """"viral""" """"marketing""" """""campaign"""". Like a multinational corporation is making these memes and planting them on this one tiny dead end of the internet called Veeky Forums, and has been doing so for five months, and has no regard for copyright laws or the fact that Veeky Forums is populated exclusively by a market segment that's the exact opposite of the one to which they were attempting to appeal when they started the zero-calorie "Ultra" line (women, if you hadn't guessed).

And this is how mods think too, apparently.

yeah seriously there are like 100 posters on this board total lol

plus corporations have no humor

SPEEDWAY
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highest quality oc

The local grocery store here sells them for $1/ea

Liquid usury.

Take your Jewish tricks elsewhere.

Saged

>ywn float in an isolation tank full of sips

Anyone who sips is a raging faggot.

Sip on some clorox.

TOO MANY SIPS IM SIPPIN OUT

UNSAGED

you can get energy drinks for a dollar at dollar stores.

do they have sips tho

Dude I used to drink Tiger in Iraq04-05, 06-07. That shit had nicotine in it. 10x better than sips.

you are all wasting your simoleons on top brand energy drinks. go to the dollar store.

what else do you get there

i don't want to go just for energy drinks

>hey guys can i be part of your sippy crew?

tp. the fluffy more expensive kind does a worse job of wiping and has little particles that get everywhere.

aluminum foil, wax paper, etc.

cups, glasses, plates. same shit different brands on the bottom.

cold foods if they have that stuff. like milk or eggs. 18 eggs for 2 dollars. a thing of frozen broccoli is a dollar.

wrapping paper, pens, folders, shit like that.

candy, gum, snacks, shit like that.

a loaf of sliced bread is a dollar.

i wouldn't trust a lot of stuff there though cause of quality. like razors, sandals, garbage bags, phone cases, etc.

there are many different kinds of "dollar stores" but you can save a lot of money getting certain items from there instead of like target or walmart.

And they are at a risk. You retarded?

saved. thanks user, will head to one and check it out. they have to profit somewhere, so it's good to know which items are actually a good deal.

>Nonargument detected

Thank you mods for banning then. I hope every person who starts a shit (sip) thread gets banned. Based mods

with this logic, everything is. must be why fit is b.