>gym guards take away my dagger
Gym guards take away my dagger
Leo Sanchez
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Aaron Thompson
>I used to be a lifter like you, until I took a barbell to the knee
Kevin Robinson
XD
Oliver Perry
>accidentally went lifting with the plague
>half of gym hasn't showed up this month
Sebastian Adams
>gym wizard gives me protein dust
>turns out to just be protein powder
Kayden Lopez
>accidentally attain enlightenment during heavy OHP
>realize that we are all one and I don't even need to lift the barbell because the barbell is actually me and is lifting itself
>let go and drop 200 lbs on my head
>wake up a month later, no longer enlightened
Shitty
Brody Gray
>gym wizard wants to give me protein powder
>forgot to toss my protein powder bag into the fairy fountain to increase its capacity
>have to decline
Christopher Miller
*shin
Oliver Foster
>Forgot to tip the front desk warlock
>locker is full of gremlins since then
Evil aligned gyms are the worst
Parker Foster
>gym wizard gave me a protein injection
>couldn't walk straight the next day