Why is it mostly cougars and whales who openly lust after Veeky Forumsizens?

Why is it mostly cougars and whales who openly lust after Veeky Forumsizens?

Because protein has the most energy per kg and they're large carnivorous animals

older women are usually more upfront with what they want, they have been around the block longer

As for whale, fuck if I know. Think they want to be with a big strong guy to make em feel small and like they aren't a fat sack of shit

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Here's my bit of pop psychology-
Regarding cougars, is right, but whales simply have lower inhibitions (which is why they let themselves become whales in the first place), so they have less qualms about simply saying what's on their mind.

Fuck off, manlet

theres absolutely nothing wrong with cougars

Another theory is that most Veeky Forumsizens are either ugly ish, or are obviously awkward and autistic, so they seem like easy targets to desperate women, who are willing to deal with the ugly face/autism in order to bang a guy with a nice body, because they know they can't get any better anyway.

any good place to meet cougars besides yoga class? they dont seem to use tinder

also dont tell me the grocery store. I am not cold approaching women in a grocery store that is just cringy

Online, catfood isle, wine tastings, old people bars

>protein most energy per unit
WRONG

>tfw no thicc cougars lusting after me

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More women probably lust over you but they're not open and up front about it. Cougars and fatties are both lower caste women who in order to fulfill their sexual needs have to hunt for dick instead of just waiting for it come to them. They go after Veeky Forumsizens because they can. A lot of men, even if they're younger and more attractive, will not pass up free uninitiated sex.

my sides.

>they dont seem to use tinder
Up the age range. There are also "cougar bars" but avoid those

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Originally gross

So you're saying they come into the picture knowing we're autistic?

Cougars know what they want and aren't afraid to show it. They know they're used goods, but they also know how to please a man.

Whales think they're entitled to whatever they want, which includes you and all of your food.

How com whales these days think they're so good? Is it because of all the beta attention they get online now and dating apps?

They need to be shamed into an hero status.

100% gay

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