Dat first cum of your life

> was 12
> looking at porn
> didn't even know what jerking off was
> just looking at it
> all of a sudden splooge in my pants with no physical stimulation
> quickly learned what jerking off was
> First Cum Best Cum
How do I do I get the magic back?

Was in the bath at 13 years old. Rubbed my dick between my things with soap. It felt good so I kept going. Then I came and I thought I was having a fucking seizure.

>this is how I die.

After I realized I wasn't dead I did it every day a few times a day. I always rubbed between my thighs. It took a couple year before I learned to do it up and down.

>in middle school
>playing outside after lunch
>friend talks about jerking off
>I don't know what that is
>he laughs and explains
>that night, I try to jerk off
>nothing happens
>try jerking off again on my day off
>cum
>it looks like oatmeal
>never been able to get cum to look like that ever again

I remember when I first started jacking off I didn't even shoot cum. Must of been 10 years old, fucking greatest thing ever cause there was no mess to clean up. The very first time I was just rubbing my dick all up against my bed and it felt good, next time used two fingers. God I had a little baby dick when I first started jerking it.

>be 11
>get boner one morning
>cat is doing that thing where it rubs face against standing object
>doing it to my cock
>something doesn't seem right about this
>cum all over my cats face out of nowhere
>mfw

>in shower
>trying to do whatever I could to make my penis feel good
>bending it against the walls of it
>just ramming it into the shower
>finally sit down in shower
>go up and down with my hand
>explode
>lay on my shower floor unable to move for over 5 minutes

>in bed one night
>wow rubbing against the sheets feels good
>rub x failure
>best orgasm I've had to date
God I was like 13 and I still remember how different that one felt. Never had one quite like it since

Alright guys, we're gonna assemble a Task Force to figure out how to cum with minimal or no physical stimulation. Like wet day dreams

Why would I want to do this?

When I first learned the fap, I was fappin like 10 times a day for a solid month. No lie, first day I learn of fap I fapped every 30 mins that day. Probably 20-30 faps total for that day. Came on every single o and dick didn't hurt. WHAT THE FUCK was I on? Every oooooohhhhh was amazing 2. Miss being 6

So you can cum in public without looking like a pervert you dim-witted nipple bleeding fuck

My first orgasms were shit. I thought I was just peeing and it felt kinda good

I don't wanna cum in my fucking underwear in public that sounds extremely uncomfortable.

first fap was with body soap in my room at night

I lost control of my hips when I came it was intense,just thrusting with my hips like an animal.

Only get those massive orgasisms now with thc and lots of foreplay

You're JERKING to hentai off while CHAD just THINKS about cumming and creams his PANTS

i didn't nut until 14 i think. up until 13 i thought you'd peed inside a girl to get her pregnant. so anytime i watched porn i didn't really know what i was doing and never came until finally i did. the video is still up on youporn, i still watch it every now and then

>up until 13 i thought you'd peed inside a girl to get her pregnant.

What?
Where did you go to school? That's way too late. Some kids are already having sex at that age

WOW Chad is so bold, confident, and strong. I hope I can one day reach that level.

>be 8
>Always going on newgrounds
>Playing games and watching shit
>One day decide to click on the 18+ section
>Play violent games and watching violent shit
>See some porn section
>Click "Zacks bitches 2"
>It was a dress up game with naked sloots
>I still remember the first naked girl I ever saw
>Blonde, fit, lying on a blanket in a field
>Pic was taken right above her
>Vag, boobs, full nude
>Just stare, can feel my heart beating fast
>Pinch my foreskin between thumb and pointer finger and roll it back and forth while staring at the woman
>Keep doing that
>Eventually it feels really good
>Have my first 8 year old orgasm
>This becomes my ritual for a good while
>Always the same girl
>One day some cum comes dribbling out
>Have no idea what cum is
>Thought I had cancer
>Wiped it on some printer paper then cried in my room

This actually happened

>be 14
>looking at kipi cosplay on PSP
>never looked at porn cause god said it's bad
>fully erect
>don't know how to actually jack off, but touch my penis and notice it feels good
>holy fuck what is this sensation?
>blows massive load in pants instantaniously
>used to having wet dreams, so know how to clean it up
>start sneaking to the bathroom to jack off every chance I get for the next few weeks


tfw you will never get experience the power of the first few cums every again

> can remember blasting a load to some futa wet dream
> one of the best loads and I'm not even gay no homo

>finish drinking water bottle
>in bed
>stare at bottle
>stick dick in bottom--er, bottle
>goodpain
>start jacking it to the most depraved shit on internet
>don't shoot semen until I'm 16, spent a month getting off to Mr. Hands

>be 12
>have a dream about Robin William's Genie in Aladdin
>feels really good for some reason
>wake up with a cold sticky patch in my pajama crotch
>was sleeping in the living room at my friend's house
>have to go to the breakfast table with sticky pajamas and pretend nothing happened

I'd call it a mildly bad start

ive never had a wet dream before because i jack off all the time

>tfw circumcized

>tfw circumcized

My first orgasm was an accident
>climbing rope in gym class
>some muscle is stimulated just right
>I feel an orgasm happening but I have no idea whats going on
>Halfway up rope
>can't hold on
>drop ~10 feet while ejaculating for first time
>nobody notices

>be me
>watched porn since 10
>one day in class in a group of kids
>fat white girl is talking about giving a guy a "crybaby"
>makes a jerking motion with hand
>I realize that she is talking about doing that to a guy's dick
>go home watch porn and do the same motion on myself
Not the most exciting story but I do think it is funny how girls these days know about jerking off a guy before guys know about fapping.

A feeling you could really fall for