Tfw my looks make up for my autism

>all those threads without a response back

...

>I'll buy you a pizza and make you cum

That's how it is. Not OP but on tinder I have plenty of people I never replied too, plenty of females that probably just wanted validation so they curved me or I'm ugly, and just a handful of hookup.

> just the same screenshot

Stay salty dweeeb

inb4 bot

>all those threads
>threads

You're so fucking awkward, what is wrong with you? It's like you skipped your teenage years and fast forwarded to 35. Girls on tinder don't give a fuck about your life story, at least save your rehearsed material for your annual date

Am I in brehs? Haven't met up with her yet obv.

holy fuck OP I bet you stutter when you talk

No you're not bitches on tinder are flakey as hell

Charge your phone, faggot

But op is the one who sent them mate

I'd bet all my money that OP is white

P-pls respond

Jealousy the post

Did I do good?

dude. just find one pick up line that works and use it for everyone. I have an 80% reply rate with "is there something wrong with your left eye? cuz you're looking right :)"

kek

...also she looks frumpy as fark

you made me proud random Veeky Forums bro

you did good

Id suck your dick if you sent me this

no homo

why are the majority of women even mediocre looking ones stuck up boring cunts?
jesus do they know what funny is besides dane cook.
god damn, if they truly knew how boring they were

> Women can't be as pathetic as men

Do you ever seperate that line and wait for them to reply?

>is there something wrong with your left eye?
>fuck you asshole I was a premey baby and my left eye got screwed up in the womb
>...cause you're looking right.
>pls respond

Is it wrong I want to do nothing but stuff like this and never get laid?

>I'll buy you a pizza and make you cum
that's the most romantic thing i've ever read

Kek is this in Oregon?

>buy you a pizza and make you cum

Why gamble your food stamps Jamal?

>plsrespond

Kek

People are shitting on this but this but these lines work..especially if you are a chad, girls would rather see a cheesy corny pick up line that shows you dont really give a fuck, and that is a turn on for them, especially compared to the hordes of beta males that msg them with shit like " Hello how are you today"

>I'll buy you a pizza and make you cum

The phrase every guy wants to hear tee bee h

Nope. I got a tinder and have done nothing but shitpost on it. Women are so sensitive it's hilarious.

congrats bro you made it

Try sending
P L S
L
S

if she doesn't respond to that I don't know what else to say

>December 31, 2016

>I'll buy you pizza and make you cum

pls respond is universal and shatters the boundaries of time and space

Yesterday, not op

>girl likes to have sex
>nasty
stay virgin

>wanting to jam your hotdog in the same hot pocket as 50+ other hotdogs
There's a limit, stop going for roasties

Kek. You done good.
Bitch looks 4/10 anyways.
Am I the only one who finds the goddamn flower crown and dog filter annoying as fuck? Like EVERY SINGLE other tinder/twitter/instagram slut has it.
You're not clever, you're not cute, you're sure as hell not original, just makes you look like a braindead bandwagon sheep.
My favorite is when sluts use it to try to cover up their ugly noses because their 4.28638 metric assloads of makeup just couldnt fix everything.

Tinder in a nutshell

This. I usually just straight ask if they wanna swallow my kids and it works a solid 25% of the time

nah, sex is sex and nothing more, it doesn't mean love or whatever faggy shit you guys keep trying to believe

>swallow my kids

get the fuck out of here you degenerate

It's like picking "Easy" on the difficulty select.

Yeah, you can do it but you shouldn't feel good about it.

He's talking about his sperm you doofus

>cumming
>not feeling good
sorry but you're not gonna convince me of that one, sure don't tell your friends about it we've all had one like that but it doesn't make the sex feel any less great

wew

You can cum in your hand and it feels good amigo.

You should be ashamed of slamming that nasty sack of HPV

and how was that glorified 'threesome'? is it like in porn or awkward?

I've had HPV it's not that bad, get it frozen off a couple times and you're good to go.

I just shitpost on tinder desu
I don't even wanna get laid

No one ever said anything about anybody trying to believe in love.
Humping the 2/10 dorm dumpsterslut doesnt make you an alpha male because "lel sex is sex fuk love n shit" Especially when 100+ betas and her uncle have already hit it.
And if you are past highschool and college and still have this mentality you are even more pathetic.

This.

I'm 23, live in a city full of women, and look decent. Why the fuck would I NOT try to get laid as often as possible?

Yfw I used to post nationalistic shit from the "Heimat" and still got a massive amount of sloots. Tinder is 10/10 for keks and 7/10 for hook ups

>yfw GF and 2.5 years no tinder

The virus herpes is always with you that's disgusting. It never goes away. I hope you always use a condom.

HPV isn't herpes you idiot, and also is transmittable even with a condom because it is a skin disease not an STD. You must be American to be this stupid.

cringy as fuck, keep texting bots

GG

Pretty damn akward, desu. The girl was not as cute in person and the other guy couldn't get hard
so he was just rubbing her stomach and fondling her tits the entire time. I got my dick wet so I'm not complaining.

I didn't use a condom, but I'm pretty sure I didn't contract anything. Well at least I hope I didnt. It's been over a month and so far nothing has changed down under.

sounds awful

>other guy
lol, that's not threesome. That's gangbang and pretty gay. I was asking thinking it was 2f 1m

Must feel great to be you.

>STD ridden sluts calling others idiot
only on anonymous boards

>tfw hate taking pictures of myself
>tfw hate talking to girls online
I get compliments irl on my looks and I can keep a conversation going but online I just can't be bothered

HPV isn't an std jesus Christ, if you have ever had a wart anywhere on your body then you have had HPV, sorry your burgerland schools don't teach you proper sexual education.

arent' there different strands of that shit? I'm pretty sure there are and genital ones are different

...

they aren't different, I literally got it from getting a handjob from a barsloot. They shot my junk with liquid nitrogen(hurts like hell) then gave me some acidic cream to rub on for the next month and I'm cleared up completely.

You literally still have it

cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm
educate yourself you fucking mongloid

> I'll buy you a pizza and make you cum actually works

No, that's a threesome you fucking idiot

post gif pls

Feels good to live the life of CHAD, amirite my ugly and manlet bros?

Technology allows us uglies and manlets to augment reality and live the life of CHAD. A superior experience where the opposite sex actually wants you like nature intended.

I will be making dedicated posts often to show case this harsh truth. Stay strong my ugly or manlet bros. If you're Indian or Asian just forget it too. You're with us.

>have never considered height important at 5'11.5 (6' on the internet)
>apparently I've already lost

Calling all non-CHAD's, we encourage you to create realistic but fake CHAD profiles. Experience what it's like in 2017 where women have the power. Experience the basic feelings and love we were destined to go through. It may be the only way to live the life you've always wanted to live. There's no other way women would talk to you like this. Warning: you may cry yourself to sleep.

Literally slapped my knee

Back to /r9k/ you go

Women deal the cards now. Ask yourself this. Good or bad for society? Dating, business, social interaction, every day routines are now twisted to empower women. Do you find yourself on the outside looking in? Do something about it. Bend the rules. Start signing a petition to repeal the 19th. Do whatever it takes. Society was a well oiled machine pre 50's. Families. Jobs. White picket fence. No college debt. Less superficial women. Women cooked. Women cleaned. That's all gone. You are the oppression now.

What are you going to do, Veeky Forums?

Keep lifting.
Why do I give a shit about what sloots do?

Thank goodness I'm into trannies. A non CHAD straight white male is literally bottom of the barrel tier in modern tines

>Thank goodness I'm into trannies. A non CHAD straight white male is literally bottom of the barrel tier in modern times if you want to fuck used up western women
FTFY. I don't care white girls and every woman I've been with has cooked, cleaned, and taken dick daily. They can also be molded easily. I have a Mexican residential alien currently proudly wearing a "build that wall" shirt.

Tell her you'll buy her pizza