You get to decide the rules of your gym. Other than the obvious (rerack your weights etc), what do you pick?

You get to decide the rules of your gym. Other than the obvious (rerack your weights etc), what do you pick?

I'll start
>No retarded circuits
>If you're offered to work in, and say no, or don't ask at all, you forfeit the right to get salty when the user takes a while
>Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path

>Don't fucking workout inside someone's bar path
fucking this

assholes keep doing this to me during heavy squats to take weights from the back of the rack. those are my plates reeeeee

For every pl8 you have to lose an item of lower clothing

>anyone who browses Veeky Forums automatically not allowed
that's it, that's the one rule

whats wrong with circuits faggot

> no deadlifts
Don't want people coming to sue my gym for spine degeneration
> no speaker music
Headphone music is preferable to top 40
> Free chalk, squat pads and all handle accessories
> A good on site cafe

>no old people
>only qt3.14s

This unironically, i would have a one for one sort policy where if you want to sign up you need to find a girl to sign up too. Makes the gym dynamic a lot nicer.

>squat pads

You spelled pussy pads wrong

>no manlets
>nobody under the age of 21
>no roid faggots
>anybody who wears stringer tops is banned
>nude optional
>no women