At McDonald's and they gave me a big breakfast with a hair in it

At McDonald's and they gave me a big breakfast with a hair in it.

Dubs tells me what I do

bitch at manager and stop eating mcdonalds

This is sick shit. No joke every worker here right now is a whale

Put it into your ass.

eat your food, hair included

Nut in it and give it back to them

Remove and eat your big breakfast

drink bleach

Eat it and grow stronger with the extra nutrients.

I'd just pull the hair out and then eat the food. It's not that big of a fucking deal.

This

politely ask for a new hair, as yours has egg on it

Lmfao

If the person behind the counter is less than 6', stand up, throw the entire breakfast while screaming FUCKING MANLETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DO IT

This is an optimal gainz scenario.

Eat all the egg around the hair, then take it up to the counter and ask for a re-make because of the hair.

Enjoy your fucked up arteries and butthole cancer.

Kys

Re rolling for this check um

Walk outside and bust out your cars windows

yas!

Kek

Take the hair out and move on with life. Jesus you people are something

winnar

>meekly eat the food instead of requesting a new order without hair

you beta fucking moron

throw it on the ground and shout at top of your lungs "I DEMAND REPLACEMENT FROM THE GODS"

Rolling for this

Eat your food, hair included, then quietly leave the store. If you meet any members of staff on the way out, tip him $100.

dude, its a fucking hair. get over yourself. unless the hair has anthrax on it, take it off and eat it. nothing at all is going to change in your life after you eat that.

people are such pussies these days. one bloody hair is enough for fussy eater faggots like you to dump the entire dish, pathetic

Why buys breakfast at McDonalds?

oh yeah? why don't you go eat some hair you FAG

Eat the hair, chuck the rest

Lol