*starts working out right next to you*
*starts working out right next to you*
*Tries to finish whatever I'm doing as fast as possible and move to another exercise*
>constantly flexing from that point on
>posture better
>sneak looks at her when she's doing her sets
>walk past her during rest periods and sniff the air
>pretend to ignore her until she leaves
>tell everyone this chick at the gym wanted my dick
*teleports behind you and unzips my dick*
Hey you are very beautiful. How is your workout routine?
how did you get into my apartment?
am i the only one who does this as a way of asserting dominance and sending a message of "you are shit n i will leave at any point in time during the relationship because its only pussy"
India or Mexico?
*whips out dick*
You have to eat this.
Yeah man, I don't care about anyone especally women
fuck I love being a sociopath