I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

Suck muh 6inch cock you euro faggot

How...how short are you?

How tall you little guy?

5'6

Move to Japan, Singapore, Mexico, Chile,...
You'll be a giant there.

Please shave

Would any of you trade in some dick length if it meant gaining some height?

Personally, I'd trade in my whole fucking dick if it meant I could be 6'4".

Just work on your posture dude.
I gained a whole inch just by correcting it, before this I felt small and little. There were some guys taller than me. Just one inch makes a big difference. I know your pain.
I went from 6'1 to 6'2. Ha get fucked you manlet. Ever since this board started making fun off you guys I laugh to myself whenever I see someone 5'10 or shorter. You are literally less of a man.

Im so sorry user

I'm 5'6" don't act like you have it so bad. I would love to be regular height.

wow what a twist

I'm 5'9" and literally don't see any problems with it. I don't think about it every day. Quit being a little bitch user.

Sage this thread because it's absolute garbage

Shit lads hes angry, watch your knees, manlets can headbutt pretty hard

BLOWN THE HECK OUT!!!

5'8
once had someone who was probably 6'2 try punch me, he miss. i felt sorry for the brain dead giant and went on my way.

size dont mean shit, and i prove that to everyone every day. can beat my mate who is 6'8 and 115kg in an arm wrestle, his sheer size should be enough to overpower me, but nope.

>TFW everyone mires my biceps and everyone though i was on roids in highschool
>TFW i only do body weight

I can cave your knees like the leg press did to that one girl.

you're definitely a manchild

Fuck...p-plz user...I like my knees...I need them....for stuff..

Ha! Leave it to a manlet to talk about fights.

>brah I knocked him cold!
>I'm quick and hit hard!

Us NORMAL people don't think about fighting. Like ever. We will always get the job. We will always get the girl. Manlets can fight over the scraps.

Hyenas learn to fight, so they can fight other hyenas over the lion's leftovers.

>>brah I knocked him cold!
>>I'm quick and hit hard!

i never even said that. i siad the other guy wanted to fight, and i walked away because he couldn't even hit me while im standing still.

>Manlets can fight over the scraps.
i don't do anything for women, i do it to be the best me i can be.

>he fell for the height meme

>posting old ass copy pastas

>Us NORMAL people
You're in a shitpost shitposting on Veeky Forums. You left your normal card behind long ago.

It's just an excuse for a manlet thread breh, no one is "falling" for anything. Plus it's a good pasta.

I'm 5'3. Suck a dick, you fucking pathetic pussy.

Did your parents cuck you?

t. Danny Devito

>5'6"
You should join a circus hahahaha

God I love to laugh at manlets. How's it going down there faggot

>i do it to be the best me i can be.
Pity the best you you can be will always be a midget

Rekt

6'1" master race reporting in

I seriously pity every male 5'10 and under

this is all very dramatic

The 6' and over life is amazing. 6'3" here. We got any 6'4" or 6'5" people here

>mfw manlets always act like they can destroy our knees
>implying we can't kick them away like a fucking football

>HE HAS A FUCKING NAPOLEON COMPLEX

I dont think you understand fully.
The manlet is a parasite; it exists only to consume, and produce more manlets. By headbutting a non-manlet in the knees, they reduce the non-manlet to a cripple, the only thing worse than a manlet, with equal or less chances of reproducing, thus improving the manlets statistical chance of finding a somewhat willing mate.

>tfw 6'5"

It's not all good OP, my gains are SHIT

also my dick is small to average and looks even smaller on account of my height

having a small to average dick is WAY WORSE than being short

if you've got a big dick, at least you can stick your dick in a glory hole (if your dick can reach the hole) and get it sucked and fucked. mine would probably be laughed at

Just gonna leave this right here.

> gloryhole
> implying its not another Veeky Forumsizen on the other side getting their free daily protein intake

I just go for girls under 5'6" its honestly not a big deal

>AND HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET
This is my favorite part.

iktfb

Undergoing a very long and painful procedure and relearning to walk for 2". No thanks I'll keep my gains

Yes but on the plus side you won't look like a child.

I can't tell if this shit is satire or genuine anymore, I'm 5'10" barefoot and have never really thought of my height unless I go on this board. Never been ridiculed, never felt short, never been rejected based on my height, taller than 99.99% of girls I see on a daily basis and most men are shorter or around the same. It's the perfect height, I fit into everything because everything is made for me, good proportions, make easy gains, still taller than most girls in heels ect ect...

6'3 reporting in

i already have so little confidence that if i were below 6' id probably end it

I would trade the other way

I'll trade you my dick for some of your height bro.

Pathetic

You know what

Suddenly I'm not sure I'd make that trade now that I'm on the spot.

trade you 2'' height for your hair (if your not bald)

haha, jokes on you user! Not only am I short, but i'm balding too!

What are approved methods to improve height for a child, like, if you happen to have a child in the future you'd want him to become tall.

you poor soul

Be tall , have kid with tall girl

t. 6'3"

>tfw literally 5'11.5"

>tfw 5'11.999..."

>tfw 5'10.5

t.5'11"

>implying women "opinions" matter

This, the real red pill is that the world is made for us the average guy aka 5'10"-5'11"

lou ferigno is actually 6'5" and baccianini is 4'10"

...

Guys its really isn't amazing being 6'0. most dudes are like 6'2 nowadays so 6'0 is relegated to supreme manlet overlord and you don't even get the advantage of manlet leverages

t. 5'9"

I'm trying to let you know the weather is still shitty up here and clear skies are a solid 2-3 inches higher

holy fucking shit dude, you need to go outside... and don't forget your platform shoes so everyone doesn't look down on you.

No really, I'm 5'9" and i couldn't care less. you need to calm down and worry about more important things.

you misunderstood. I am not 5'9". you are 5'9"

user do you have something to tell us?

fucking cool and all but its way too expensive for a poor uni student such as myself to get over 6'

lol this pathetic manlet

I almost didn't see you down there.

Also, 6'2 here, feelsgoodman.

holy shit, that twist ending, i lol'd my ass off hory shet..

And yet here you are, posting your(probably exaggerated) height on an image board to get that last bit of validation, anything to fight off the feelings you get when you walk by your reflection

Canadian here:
We were so, so close to using metric instead of imperial. We use kph on our speedometers and signs, and measure liquids in ml, but fuck if we can measure any distance in centimeters/meters.

I mean, at least the kg to lb conversion is loosely 1:2 (1:2.2 to be more accurate), but there is no metric measurement unit between a centimeter (2.5 cm = 1 inch) and a meter (a little over 3 feet). In that sense, metric is very cumbersome for everyday distance measurements.

But if you're from the U.K, do not even begin to come in here and shitpost about measurement units without remembering your unforgivable shame: Stone. Fucking... stone. Like, a rock. But one really specific rock. Surely, by coincidence, some wealthy aristocrat's rock, for reasons that are surely not to increase his reputation and wealth further.

You'll get over it, don't let it get to you

Irl it really does not matter

>Irl it really does not matter

LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=22gtSCJd9jA

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE

>tfw 5'7 sand nigger who looks like this
>5/10 average face
>stub beards make me 6/10
>having identical twins makes us 7/10
I'm a 7/10 here but probably be 4/10 in white countries.

JUST..

but 0.999... = 1
ergo 11.999... = 12

>5' 9" middle eastern
>had 6 girlfriends since last june
>white trash american girls would die for me
>girls on omegle always miring
all of my friends are taller, but im always the first one to walk into the club, first to initate, basically the group's alpha
w/e man

stop

I'd rather have my ability to lift than be 2 inches taller. I would also rather spend the money on jaw surgery. Not that I ever will have time to take off school/work

short girls care much more about height

Bad news fella.

It isn't your height (which in reality is a minor issue most girls don't care about) it's your autism.

Sorry man, but you're fucked.

looks = perceived personality

We got M. (anlet) Night Shamalan over here

>tfw 6'1
>tfw you will never be a 6'2 chad

kill me now

what language was this written in? are you a nigger? do you not understand basic grammar?

From the way he used both 'mate' and 'highschool', he must be an Aussie. Just ignore it, their vision is based on shitposting.

Reminder: Adie is 5'8