>put loads cheap veg and shit in basket >put a big expensive steak of beef/salmon in basket >pay at self checkout and don't scan the expensive meat >when the machine says it is the wrong weight stand there confused >wait for the shop assistant to just override it cause they are busy/lazy/black >every now and then they check just act stupid like you thought it scanned >only spend a little bit of money on cheap veg and be eating top shelf serloin >get swole af and get all the grills.
No, but I get organic stuff and ring it up as normal produce.
Leo Walker
My Walmart doesn't have the weight stand thing at the self checkout, so sometimes I just scan one item and use my EBT card to "pay for all of it". Thanks white people, suck it.
Kevin Sullivan
I'm a white person and I'm outraged
Chase Baker
kys fucking loser get a job
Xavier Butler
I actually have a good job. Just like to save money when I can get away with it easy
Don't be hating just cause you don't have the stones to do it and live like a king
Charles Clark
My tip: scan things as cheaper versions For example, scan sweet potato as potato or scan avocados as potatoes. They aren't looking over your shoulder.
Wyatt Hall
I did used to do that. Put everything through as bananas. Only problem with that is if you get caught you can't claim ignorance
With not scanning I just act like an incompetent tard. Also have earphones in with loud music so I have an excuse to not hear the beep.
Not to mention I usually go straight after work so I'm wearing my suit and tie so they don't even check and just trust I'm being honest
Caleb Foster
what is "expensive meat" in your books here are you trying to make gains off of fatty walmart meat glue ribeyes here
Robert Garcia
In my store they literally are actually.
Mason Cook
so you're jewish?
Ethan Price
kek
Jayden Phillips
Usually go for a nice big organic steak that goes for about £15...so 20 to 30 bucks. Not bad when I only spend about 5 in total and have a nice dinner with all the furnishings. Fish is also good for you health cucks. Especially a big salmon steak
Isaac Myers
Jews wish I was a kike
David Foster
I remember this old store i used to go to didnt weigh the krispy kremes, just pile in 5-6 in the bag and ring it all out as the cheapest one they do
Jace James
I never considered this because I mostly shop at Costco and my local Costco doesn't have automated checkouts yet (not sure if any of them do, but mine doesn't). It's a pretty good idea though, I'll see if I can get away with it.
Lincoln Hall
Nice idea but it wouldn't work here They have two scales, one where you must place what you're buying before scanning it and one where to put your stuff after the scan. If the two weights don't match, you're fugged.
Joseph Morgan
Must be black
Anthony Cook
No black would be able to think up such a clever ruse
They're stuck on shit tier grab and run mode still.
Adam Peterson
Worse, he's English
Blake Phillips
I once filled a bag with cashew nuts and put it through as peanuts.
Felt devilish.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
The true master race reporting in
Jason Campbell
>Not just shoving a joint of meat into your handy dandy gym bag you just happened to bring with you and leaving without buying anything
scrublord
Adam Perez
I got too much to lose if I get caught doing that nigger-tier shit
Ryan Sanchez
>being a nigger
Juan Price
But in most cases some the food is still being payed for... a nigger would just steal everything
Luis Jones
...
Andrew Stewart
Kek, i had a shoplifting phase a few months ago. got caught once with like $80-$100 worth of merchandise in my bag and got let off with a "never come back to this store" warning (probably because i'm white, desu) and since then i've had no urge to do it.
took everything from protein bars to bison steaks to lego sets and iphone accessories. Mostly expensive health food stuffs that i wanted to try but didnt want to pay for
Chase Johnson
Exactly. You still need some basic money for it to work. It's not completely free food but I only end up paying about 25% of the total cost on average. Plus if you have money it's harder to pin premeditation on you.
Brayden Perry
friend of mine made a couple grand stealing batteries
Tyler Watson
>being a kike
Chase Reyes
I got plenty of money. But if I can out jew the Jews who own the big stores I'm gonna do it
Logan Clark
£15 is near enough $18 these days laddo. Thx Brexit.
Ethan Cruz
i never resold anything that i took. Towards the end of it i realized it was just an expression of some latent narcissism i wasn't addressing. I felt like i was really getting one over on the stores, like i was untouchable.
Getting caught definitely humbled me a bit in regards to this because i realized what i was doing and was incredibly embarrassed, i just said sorry and handed the stuff back and got the fuck out of there. im just glad i only got kicked out of a store i rarely frequented so it didn't put a huge kink in my daily life
Dominic Clark
You're all weak character fucks and won't make it. The same ethos that drives your inability to pay your way through life is what means you'll be average forever. Weak character begets physical weakness. It's also why you seek validation on the internet, no one in real life respects you.
Enjoy your 2 plate squat forever, sticky fingers.
Jack Diaz
OP that is immoral. By not respecting the rules of the business, you are treating the owners and workers of the store merely as a means and thus violating the principle of all morality: to treat persons as ends in themselves.
Angel White
Don't hate me cause you ain't me
>falls for morals = gains meme
Parker Garcia
> Memelord > Enjoy your 1 plate squat
Jack Diaz
Stealing is wrong tho
Lucas Foster
D-do what the corporations tell you. I-its the moral thing to do.
>Stealing >risk of going to jail What happens when guys go to jail? They get fucked in the ass (literally). user is probably trying to use stealing as a front to hide from the fact he wants to get anally penetrated.
Christian Cruz
Stores take inventory and account for their missing items ("shrinkage") and raise the prices of everything else to compensate.
Shoplifting is like welfare—everyone else (and not the big, bad company/store) just ends up subsidizing your life.
Austin Wilson
Do people get to jail just for stealing in the US?
I wish we had these strict laws, in my country nobody would even prosecute someone who stole some things ten times in a row.
Sebastian Perry
You won't go to jail the way I do it cause there's no way to prove I did it maliciously. It is the staff themselves who are authorising it. Im just an innocent guy qho made a mistake. Not to mention no one will go to jail for stealing a steak you fucking mong. Maybe in your shit heel country but not here
Oliver Davis
>there's no way to prove I did it maliciously well, nobody will believe your bullshit lies as soon as you made too many of those "mistakes"
Logan Bennett
Lel. Never been caught once. And if I was I'd stop doing it.
He who dares wins!
You dedicate so much time lifting weights so you can try and look like a bad boy but then all shit yourselves when someone suggests actually doing something bad.
Enjoy subsidising my free food with your 25 dollar steaks. Hahahaha
Oliver Thomas
I hate that you're a worthless nigger and paying for your food with my tax money but your scamming Walmart is not a terrible idea.
Isaiah Ward
You realize stores have cameras, right?
Isaiah Wilson
Nigger
Jacob Price
>scan sweet potato as potato >scan avocado as potato >avocado >potato >scan apple as potato >scan steak as potato I was expecting you to progress further away.
