>he fell for the lifting gets you girls meme
Well then why is Kate Upton fucking this guy?
His physique is absolutely shit.
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His ass is bigger than hers
Being rich and famous definitely had nothing to do with it you're right user why even work out you're so much smarter than the rest of the world OP
Chicks dig that. Dudes with big asses thrust harder.
>Well then why is Kate Upton fucking this guy?
Why does he looks like big booty pepe?
Or they just have shit fat distribution
Status is a wildcard. You could be a world renown scientist and wouldn't get shit, or make a rap music video in your garage and drown in pussy
Appeal to fame/status/wealth isn't based on primal sexual attraction, anyway. FFH doesn't deny that you can buy hookers, but instead argues that the primal desire for males is based on FACE, FRAME, HEIGHT (genetics)
thats upton?
i thought shes hot?
friendly reminder that kate upton is not particularly attractive
>hey love, let's take a sexy nude selfie together ;)
>alright baby here I come
>hmm darling this pose is cute and all but why don't you put your dick closer to my ass
>sure baby, like this? Is this close enough?
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>BBBBRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMPPPFFFFFF
>this is what 6 months SS does to your legs
all kidding aside, he is rumored to have a massive shlong so theres that
That guy has none of it
Because she can't do any better, obviously.
She looks like a goddamn fridge and her tits are getting saggy, so she's losing her only asset.
He has a really fucked up posture.
>Her physique is absolutely shit.
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That's not a well-shaped, muscular squared manly ass bro...
$180,000,000 contract
Got an ass like that, how can I sort it out
>forgetting TAINT
KLEINY KLEINY FEMININE HEINY
LONG ARMED FAT FARM
I BET HIS DICK IS TINY
Dudes with muscular asses thrust harder, that's 100% fat though
this T B H
Lift
Isn't that the dude from American Dad?
she's fucking frumpy
does she even lift?
Kate Upton has nice tits, an all right face, and NOTHING ELSE going on for her. If not for tits, it'd be like fucking Plank from Ed, Edd & Eddy.
So if that's what being a dyel gets me then I'm just gonna keep lifting.
nah homie he looks like the antagonist of a certain bovine and fowl
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first picture should explain everything
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must have a tight vag to cum that much.
He out-asses her
>women go for men taller than them
No shit Sherlock.
post ass pls
toppest kek
>tfw expected the post to be about female lifters cause rack = tits but also rack = lifting equipment haha get it guize
glad i was wrong tho
>implying her physique is not equally shit
Honestly, her tits were her biggest sell. Now that they're on the internet and we've all had a good wank - we've moved on.
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and shes a fucking whale
his dick was also leaked and it's tiny 5,5 or something like that
>average is tiny
>His physique is absolutely shit.
>2.5 inches below ok is average
Rich as fuck