Reminder Face, Frame, Height

>he fell for the lifting gets you girls meme
Well then why is Kate Upton fucking this guy?
His physique is absolutely shit.

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His ass is bigger than hers

Being rich and famous definitely had nothing to do with it you're right user why even work out you're so much smarter than the rest of the world OP

Chicks dig that. Dudes with big asses thrust harder.

>Well then why is Kate Upton fucking this guy?

Why does he looks like big booty pepe?

Or they just have shit fat distribution

Status is a wildcard. You could be a world renown scientist and wouldn't get shit, or make a rap music video in your garage and drown in pussy

Appeal to fame/status/wealth isn't based on primal sexual attraction, anyway. FFH doesn't deny that you can buy hookers, but instead argues that the primal desire for males is based on FACE, FRAME, HEIGHT (genetics)

thats upton?
i thought shes hot?

friendly reminder that kate upton is not particularly attractive

>hey love, let's take a sexy nude selfie together ;)
>alright baby here I come
>hmm darling this pose is cute and all but why don't you put your dick closer to my ass
>sure baby, like this? Is this close enough?
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>BBBBRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMPPPFFFFFF

>this is what 6 months SS does to your legs

all kidding aside, he is rumored to have a massive shlong so theres that

That guy has none of it

Because she can't do any better, obviously.

She looks like a goddamn fridge and her tits are getting saggy, so she's losing her only asset.

He has a really fucked up posture.

>Her physique is absolutely shit.
fixed

That's not a well-shaped, muscular squared manly ass bro...

$180,000,000 contract

Got an ass like that, how can I sort it out

>forgetting TAINT

KLEINY KLEINY FEMININE HEINY
LONG ARMED FAT FARM
I BET HIS DICK IS TINY

Dudes with muscular asses thrust harder, that's 100% fat though

this T B H

Lift

Isn't that the dude from American Dad?

she's fucking frumpy

does she even lift?

Kate Upton has nice tits, an all right face, and NOTHING ELSE going on for her. If not for tits, it'd be like fucking Plank from Ed, Edd & Eddy.

So if that's what being a dyel gets me then I'm just gonna keep lifting.

nah homie he looks like the antagonist of a certain bovine and fowl

Confirmed Virgin fag

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first picture should explain everything

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must have a tight vag to cum that much.

He out-asses her

>women go for men taller than them
No shit Sherlock.

post ass pls

toppest kek

>tfw expected the post to be about female lifters cause rack = tits but also rack = lifting equipment haha get it guize
glad i was wrong tho

>implying her physique is not equally shit

Honestly, her tits were her biggest sell. Now that they're on the internet and we've all had a good wank - we've moved on.

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and shes a fucking whale

his dick was also leaked and it's tiny 5,5 or something like that

>average is tiny

>His physique is absolutely shit.

>2.5 inches below ok is average

Rich as fuck