Gentlemen, memes aside, how much will this thing fuck me if I drink it daily?

Gentlemen, memes aside, how much will this thing fuck me if I drink it daily?
Gives me a softer boost than coffee but lasts longer and has no crash, not even gonna compare it to flavored water (tea).

In on not so subtle /sips/ general

you're fine. it's not going to meaningfully affect you.

>Gentlemen, memes aside

2late

It's nice to get you going.

COME ON

It's just caffeine with taurine and other meme compounds. Nothing special about it so no, it won't fuck you up aside from caffeine addiction.

No calories either but it might spike insulin not sure

There is no reason to be alive if you don't drink sips.

I work brunch at a restaurant and on what days I think will be busy I have on of these on an empty stomach. I start prep/setup at 8, service starts at 11. One of those at 10AM gets me through service which ends at 3. Its way better than coffee. I always crash though but that's most likely due to the fact I drink in on an empty stomach, and the workload.

It's basically sugar and stimulants and in the case of ultra zero it's literally just aspartame and stimulants. Won't fuck you up if you have good tolerance. Experienced some people have crazy heart problems after excessively drinking them tho

for past 5 years i ve been drinking 4 monster a day on average and i dont have any problems
also my daily record is 16 so it wont fuck you up

>Nothing special about it so no
I have to disagree, it's the only thing that actually works for me and I have tried all energy drinks in the market. There's a reason the shelves in my market are empty from monster energy drinks, people buy them all the time because they work better than everything else out there.

>4 monster a day on average
Are you trying to ascend beyond the mortal realm?

>for past 5 years i ve been drinking 4 monster a day on average
you're a big guy

for you
i just like the taste, i dont drink water cause the one i have in my apartment isnt any good so i substitude it with monsters

do you at least buy it by the crate or something? that shit is like 2$ a bottle.

No one cared who I was until I took my first sip.

1,25 for one and yes i buy it in packs

If I take away your monster, will you die?

If I take your monster, will you die?

i would be extremely sleepy

can i get some sip boys meme up in this bitch?

>$1.25 in pack, NA
>0.99€ ($1.05) individual, EU
Do we eurofags actually get something cheaper for once?

if i go to makro its for 1$

The cheapest I've ever seen it is 1.30 per bottle at costco (in packs of 30~)

also im talking about eu, im slav

the red one is great, found a place that has it today

caffeine pills unless you like spending $2 a day on memes

thats a dank meme u got there bruv

I heard that the Olympics are gonna start testing for sips, as they are now being classified as performance enhancing drugs

Have you read about this guy?

>work normie 8-5 week
>friday evening going to a cabin with the #lads for a weekend of drinking
>afraid I'll pass out from working all week
>sip one of those bad boys all the way to the cabin around 8pm
>was perfectly fine/awake until 5am

Might be a placenta but it seems to work for me

>Have you read
reading is for fags

>Tragedy as ex-bodybuilder, 39, loses battle with liver cancer which he blamed on 10,000 calorie per day pizza and energy drink diet
>Previously he washed 10,000 calories a day down with 7 to 8 energy drinks

Now I have.

Thats one hell of a cutting program

I drink two of of the low carb ones a day. One with my breakfast pb and another around 1pm. I eat lunch at 2. I hate regular lunch time. I'm also working like 60 plus hours a week rn so fml but Monsters do help. I agree no crash.

>Experienced some people have crazy heart problems
hello master yoda

I envision a future where reading isn't just for fags.
Where you would care about who's ass it was, and why it was farting.

Can I get a quick rundown on this meme guys?

>RedBull bows to Monster
>Aliens drink it
>Gives psychic-like abilities
>Controls Veeky Forums with an iron but fair fist
>Owns gyms & supplement shops globally
>Made from the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first gyms on Mars (Sipsgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of protein editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood feed on it
>All flavors are said to give 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a sip that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have sips inside you right now
>Monster is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first sip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Monster bunker in Wilkes land?
>Makes you learn fluent Rippetoe in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the sips. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Monster Energy Drink Ultra
>The drink is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, it's a timeless beverage existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know its ultimate powers yet

At last I truly see...

I have taken the sipspill at last, now I truly see

>placenta

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

t. Monster rep

>Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
NEWFAG
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How fucking new are you?

I'm fresh off the boat from Reddit, kid

im a summerfag that forgot to leave in summer and even i know its not a new maymay

You need to go back

Anyone here ever tried this one ?
this is the only zero sugar sip I CANT find in my country, so please tell me am I missing out ?

>Ultra Black

It's okay. I drink it every once in a while when I feel like changing it up. Nothing beats the classic though.

classic being the blue zero sugar or white sip ?

The only sip that matters, my man.

Literally the most inescapable meme of 2017 so far

>*KRSCHC*
>*crack*
>*gulp gulp gulp*
>AAAAAHHHHHH

>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

>2017

sips have been around for way longer than that, familia

Fuck off, Daniel.

This really gets me going

> Taking a tonne of gear fucking with his endocrine system
> Junk carcinogenic food
> Extreme amounts of sugar

No surprise he got cancer, still sad though

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

>Jigglysip

>orange
>not charisip

I have never had an energy drink before what should i try?

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Either S I P S, Rockstar Pure Zero, or Pipeline Punch. Monster Rehab is really good but it's not carbonated so you won't get the nice *PSCHTTTT* sound.

the sip obviously if you cant already tell from the thread.

literally every single other energy drink is garbage. white sip the chosen one

Red is better.

idgi but I reworked the image a bit.

I know a guy who had a heart attack at 24~, he drank monster and red bull every day since he was like 16 or something.

Who would have guessed that consuming multiple energy drinks worth of caffeine a day would cause heart problems?

what the fuck, i'm 23 and drink one sip and 2L of coke zero everyday, and i also take some pre workout and my heart is 100% fine, just like my liver, kidnees and everything after my first cycle of test, tren and ana

you ever heard of water

lol right.

>2L of coke zero everyday

At last, I have seen the light. 2LOCZAD is the true solution.

boys, anyone found this one yet?

keep us posted if you find it

Summer is starting

>PURPLE SIPS

I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW.

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>mfw I tried red sippy for the first time today
>usually just get white sippy

that was some good sippy

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Coffee for me fags

>monster in Veeky Forums
>sips

What kind of meme did I miss

...

>""""meme""""

Have you been under a rock for the past year?

My buddy's wife found some at costco and shared on with me. I have transcended humanity

>The great SIPS brethren in arms

If I say yes will you think less of me?

legend has it that life was created after the first sip

>>The great SIPS brethren in arms

glad that you joined us, brother

Do you think Ripp would drink sips?

did the bear shit in the woods?

>2L of coke zero everyday
>test, tren and ana
>heart is 100% fine
>implying

Fair point

I have, they're alright

It's literally just water, vitamins, artifical, and sweeteners. Give 'em a try. Sips are god-tier

Wait sips or green monsters? Cause 4 regular monsters would fuck you up on sugar

Go back or lurk more faggot.