Sit around all day

And you look like a fat fuck. You have no definition and the only thing that provides very little definition is the lighting. Smh "almost no fat" my ass

Nobody cares

Not to mention your stomach stick out more than your non existent chest

stomach sticks out further than your man tits and you barely have tricep definition. ????

>delusion: the thread

everyones arms look "big" in that pose. Also you have a shit chest and a little gut.
If you really only sit around and eat garbage you still have decent genetics tho.
also
>doesn't go to the gym
>has gymbros
9/10

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Hey now,calm down lads.

We can't all be strong. Some people are just genetically inferior.You don't have to be jealous.

You cannot be serious. Is that actually you?

>almost no fat
You don't like you lift anything other than your sock to wipe the semen from your dick tip.
Your dad is a weak beta bitch. The people around you are clearly out of shape. You definitely have beta genetics.
Never post on Veeky Forums, again.

Well,too bad,here's another picture of my "fat belly" and my "man tits"

True,you can't see much definition,but that's only because of the previously mentioned shit lighting.

Beta fit's insecurity at it's peak again I see.There's a difference between looking strong and being strong,lads.

Literally who cares. You look average as fuck.

>that chest
>that fat when "almost no fat"
That's pretty good b8 OP

>litteraly who cares
>replies

Mein negger

Thanks fellow frogposter.I try really hard

>being this delusional

Are you alright, user? You look like utter shit. Nothing beta about pointing that out.

You've posted pictures of your pathetic body in a dire attempt to prove you're not a genetic failure.

So tell me, are you sure you're not the beta?

You're a skinnyfat DYEL. And you dont look like you lift, stop lying to yourself

You got me with this b8 pretty good bro and I'm pretty hard to b8. You've earned my respect

for someone who never lifted anything you look very good
you probably have insanely high testosterone levels and might start balding soon

>almost no bodyfat

lmao you posted a picture with a shirt on and pressing you fatty arm against the body

Fight me irl fgt

So am I skinny or fat,faggot?

No problem m8.Anytime.

I'm sorry papa Putin

You have about as much muscle definition as a marshmallow. I'd hate to see what your father looks like or these apparently retarded people who ask if you lift.

Also
>There's a difference between looking strong and being strong,lads.

Go on, OP tell us your lifts. You are stronger than all the gymbros right?

You're skinnyfat, retard. Thats an actual term, if you knew anything about this board youd know that. Post more pics so we can keep laughing at you

S-SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT.I'M STRONK!

>replying means you care!
No, it means I'm fucking bored and have literally nothing else to do like you, stupid cunt. That's the entire point of this shithole.

Just wait until you hit 21-23. It's all going to come crashing down on you. Happened to everyone I know in high school who thought the same. Now they have no metabolism, weak as shit and rolls for days.

Thanks OP good troll

Now back to the bottom of your bridge you go

This has to be b8. Go back to plebbit with the rest of the pork orcs.

I could unironically probably kick your ass though.I am able to bend a coin with my fingers
Keep giving me those spicy (you)'s,friends.

>didn't expect to trigger this many betas with a joke to be honest

>I was only pretending to be retarded
lmao at your life

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You don't need to tell me your life story,user.

I am honored

>implying this shithole is any better than reddit

This shithole is better than reddit only due to being anonymous and having no upvote/downvote bullshit.

Nice 2016 meme newfriends.

If you really thought this was a serious post,you might need to check your autisn levels.

Pretty sure everyone thought you were just being a retard to begin with but you kept the act up anyway. Why even bother? Do you crave attention that much?

I am a very lonely man,user.

With too much free time on his hands.

Where do delusional retards like you come from holy shit
Kill yourself fatty

I would fight you IRL, you flabby piece of shit.
This, desu You're only making yourself look more pathetic.

ITT: Thermodynamics is bullshit.

>I was only pretending to be retarded Episode 2

>implying I give a fuck what complete strangers think of me

Not everyone has low self esteem,jimbo.

I thermodynamically put my weiner in your mom

Yeah this lmao
>Deliberately act retarded
>His lousy act fails
G-guys i was merely pretending!

>pretend to be retardes
>everyone thinks he's a retard
>his act failed

???

>pretends to be retarded
>hes actually retarded to begin with
If he wanted to act he should have pretended to be intelligent.

Guess you have a point

I hope this was bait,OP.

Dude this is just pathetic tbvqhwy familiapai

user are you ok?

Are my gains causing you mental pain?

You're right guys. OP here, sorry for being an idiot, it's just that the trap I was dating broke up with me and I've just been spiraling ever since I found out (s)he gave me AIDS.

OP here, I really do apologize for being a dumb ass, but genetics control my brain so you'll just have to deal with me being stupid. I'm trying to be smart though!

OP here. I really love cock.

LOL
Clearly you do, though. You posted pics of your flabby body and have been defending it for the past 60+ minutes.
Where do you think you are? This isn't /r9k/, no one is impressed with your "LEL ME NO CARE" attitude. When it's obvious that you do care.
>raw dogging traps
No homo, an all. But that's crossing the line, user.

OP here, and good routine to help me lose weight and stop being such a delusional fatass?

OP

In all seriousness though lads,I'm probably the strongest human on the planet.

>bent a coin
>lifted my 200lb father over my head
>can curl 60kg with one arm
>beat everyone at armwrestling
>ripped books in half
>punched though a door
>guys who go to the gym all the time are ten times weaker than me

I know you all think it's bullshit.
But it's not

;)

>implying I, OP, am not getting plowed in the ass within any relationship

Guess again, friendo

I've done all of that but with my dick.

Impressively enough, this thread is somehow getting even shittier.

>your microdick,you fucking faggot

This post is my masterpiece,user.

Most (you)'s of triggered gym bitches that I've ever gotten

>actually caring about getting replies
I remember when I was fresh out of high school as well.

>I'M A BIG BOY HURRRRRR

Still a triggered gym bitch.

>implying I lift
LMAO

I'm a egotistical fuck as well,OP.
But for fuck sake,at least I can back it up.

Then you're just a normal bitch.

My mistake.

I identify as a cat you fucking retard.

Then you're a cat bitch.

Got it.

A cat can't be a female dog in heat you stupid cunt.
Christ you can't even insult properly.

You don't know that.

What if the cat identifies as a bitch,you bitch?

If a cat identifies as a bitch then the cat IS a bitch, not a cat.
Just because the cat was born that way doesn't mean it has to be one.

Unfortunately I said I identify as a cat, not a bitch. So you're really just digging your own grave.

Prove it.
I bet you look like shit.

So then you're just a big fat pussy?

>Took you 4 posts to get it
Christ you really are retarded.

I do look like shit
This is just a bait thread.

Look at the thread next time,faggot

No offence but you look like shit

Glad we're on the same page now,you fucking pussy.

The amount of people falling for this bait is hilarous.
fucking retards.

Off our board Quasimodo, back to Notre Dame where you belong.

get on HRT and post femme penis

Samefag

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I know a lot of guys who think they're jacked but are actually pretty chubby and weak, post pictures or we cant tell.