SIPS GENERAL /sp/

it would be very painful....for your anus.

When's Ultra Violet coming out? I wanna try that shit.

and, on a more serious note, caffeine overdoses are scary as fuck.

That's a big sip

>add bottle of vodka
>down whole thing
>post results

Do it, user.

(For you)

How I see you fags

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>Not drinking sips from a nice chalice

Fag

Word

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>in the army
>on field training, gone for 2 weeks, only MRE for 2 weeks
>bought some sip's waiting in the cooler for me
>that first sip is to die for

you flatter us

Nationwide release in March, purportedly. Still haven't seen any though.

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It's only the 2nd. Give it some time

should i sip before work or save it for tomorrow

dont wanna stay up all night

tfw you start sipping on rest days

childhood is idlolizing S I P S

Adulthood is realizing Coffee makes more sense.

*sips fedora*

Morning. Nothing like waking up with
>that first sip of the day

>cuckbois

Also save goes in all fields

Inside

>butt-obliterated Red Bull shill is butt-obliterated because Red Bull didn't make the SIR comic

For you

Alright memes aside. Is this shit actually good?

You tell me

It's da best. I feel focused feel like I get a good pump when I take it before a workout
>in b4 monster shill

I thought monster is bad tho like the taurine n shit

"You should remember your jacket its cold outsid--"

No need mom, i have sips

I prefer redbull.

>Moscow detected.

No. Taurine is a naturally occurring chemical compound in the human body.

Sips are """bad"""" because mom science says so. It's bullshit. If it's pic-related, it's harmless. Original Monster has an assload of sugar, which is definitely bad, and which is where the mom science bullshit started. But pic related has zero sugar and actually has less than half the caffeine per ounce of your average Starbucks coffee. No shit. Source below.

caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/monster-ultra-blue

>tfw only 2 tips of sips at my nearest grocery store
They only have original and the orange one

But sucralose tastes like shit.
I drank normal sugary monster sips today to avoid the sucralose
Also doesnt that shit give you cancer or is that momscience too

At this point i might just cave. I wanna be in on the sips.

hey, who would you rather trust
your mum
or randome broscientists on a mongolian sweater knitting forum

my moms a gay

exactly
*sips*

Fuck off with this shit meme you dumb retards

>T.mad cuckstar shill

t. A beta who's never going to make it

It's out at sams club exclusively.... dunno about any other retailers

been here for 10 years and I still don't get this meme

Also I been buying purple sips from sams club for like 3 weeks now

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I disagree. But I've broken the sugar addiction. Just stop consuming sugar for awhile and your tastebuds will change. You've heard this before. It's true though.

There's no conclusive link to cancer. Do your own research to satisfy your own particular level of curiosity, but I can tell you I've done mine and I'm still sippin'.

>drink a rockstar
>it tastes like shit
>walk five steps
>start vomiting on the sidewalk
>have to lay there convulsing in a puddle of my own vomit for 5 whole minutes before I recover bodily functions, cognizant the entire time
Rockstar, not even once.

SIPPBOIS 2017

>2017
>not sipping

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>tfw used to only sip every once and a while
>now I'm sipping two, three a day
>unproductive without a sip

should I just start nosip bros? I can't recall how I did anything without that constant caffiene buzz.

Hey bro don't forget to renew your subscription to mom science magazine

>no fat or protein
trogdor no want

How good are sips on cuts

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pre or instant coffee is cheaper and basically the same or better. I dont understand the sips.

What's the taste like?
I personally don't mind the taste of Monster when I'm working on a hot day (which can be over 40 C where I am) but I've never had this before.

You haven't had
>that first sip

Some sort of citrus. Some people say mango or tangerine. It's somewhere in that ballpark.

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I find energy drinks taste like electricity.

>Be me
>Wake up
>Good mood
>Go to the local supermarket
>All the Monster is sold
>tfw

BOI
HOL UP
WE DEM /SIPBOIS/

This

>30 cents cheaper.
>30mg more caffeine.

I've jumped ship, lads.

ive had monster before lol. I just dont see the appeal past like a road trip drink

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>rockstar
sipsipsip m'lady

I find for me, the fifteenth sip is always the best.

I sip for the taste plus some caffeine

Couldn't care less about marginal price and caffeine difference.

I'm with you brah

It's practically impossible to OD on caffeine if you're a regular consumer of coffee/energy drinks.

>energy drink
>Zero calories
Something doesnt add up here

who OG sips here?

it actually has something like 5kcals per can but the law allows them to advertise as zero

Bumping sips thread

>Great pre-workout
>No sugar or calories
>Keeps you alert and focused during your workout or while chilling and playing vidya on rest days
>That crisp, frosty taste

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DON'T POST REVIEWBREH IN MY SAFE SPPPPPACCCCCEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCkCKKCKKKK

You will make it.

You're stuck for life.
It's like masturbating with Cialis.
Even without ED, it's too good to stop.

>regularly buy sips for $2.95 a can at gas station near gym on way into town
>see sippies in walmart
>they're $1.50 a can

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

This meme irritates me. Energy drinks are nothing but processed sugar and synthetic caffeine. They are literal shit tier.

>processed sugar
>in sips

>rockstar
Disgusting

>synthetic
>muh chemicals are bad meme
Kys

>zero calories
>nothing but processed sugar

ok

also fuck off, you can do anything in this life in moderation.

I understand that you're all shills who get paid to advertise this product. But can't you pick a flavor that actually tastes good?
I actually fell for this meme and bought one of those white Monster cans yesterday, and it tastes like garbage. I don't like "zero sugar" soft drinks in general. I like the regular version of Monster.

Disclaimer: I live in Germany. It's possible the formula is different here than in the US. E.g. I know Dr Pepper tastes different in the US, than in Germany.

Yeah I actually enjoy it from time to time. I only drink the white though.

Yeah except instant coffee tastes like fucking shit

More, you've jumped SIP