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How kinky is Veeky Forums?

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Aww shit I'm gay

Why is vanilla even on this
Degrader, Experimentalist, and Non-Monogamist are probably my actual top 3.

Nice, a brief test with 8 pages of questions. Let me get right on that.

>8 pages

fuck off back to /b/ losercuck

Well my ultimate fantasy is dominating a slave girl with my gf, I also like good looking feet. So I guess I am pretty kinky

BDSM is the normie fetish for 40 year olds needing to feel vital. Its about as unexpected as someone saying they like a penis during sex.

99% Dominant
95% Rigger
93% Master/Mistress
91% Voyeur
82% Brat tamer
80% Owner
77% Degrader
74% Sadist
73% Exhibitionist
72% Non-monogamist
67% Primal (Hunter)
63% Experimentalist
42% Ageplayer
41% Daddy/Mommy
22% Vanilla
17% Rope bunny
6% Girl/Boy
6% Masochist
4% Switch
3% Brat
1% Degradee
1% Primal (Prey)
1% Slave
1% Submissive
0% Pet

It's not a fetish unless it's at least extremely overelaborate and reads like a script for twilight zone with extra bodyhorror.

This except i dont find its 40 year olds, its whores nearing 30 who have nothing to show for their lives except the fact they have been banged six ways to sunday so they decide to pretend they're kinky in the most typical way imaginable and that they're actually very sexual people and not just fucked and chucked sluts.

I fucking hate age play it makes me horribly uncomfortable.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Sadist
93% Rigger
90% Dominant
87% Primal (Hunter)
85% Degrader
83% Master/Mistress
78% Voyeur
78% Experimentalist
77% Brat tamer
76% Masochist
68% Exhibitionist
65% Owner
64% Switch
63% Rope bunny
44% Degradee
42% Non-monogamist
39% Submissive
38% Primal (Prey)
35% Brat
29% Daddy/Mommy
28% Slave
24% Vanilla
20% Ageplayer
14% Pet
10% Girl/Boy

...

show boipucci

Broad

If your fetish is legal then it isn't a fetish at all.

Degenerates, all of you.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Dominant
89% Non-monogamist
84% Primal (Hunter)
84% Exhibitionist
80% Brat tamer
79% Daddy/Mommy
79% Master/Mistress
77% Ageplayer
74% Owner
72% Voyeur
64% Vanilla
63% Rigger
57% Experimentalist
51% Degrader
33% Switch
15% Girl/Boy
15% Sadist
7% Primal (Prey)
6% Submissive
4% Pet
3% Rope bunny
2% Brat
2% Slave
1% Degradee
0% Masochist

Sounds about right

>start filling out quiz
>get to the bottom
>page 1 of 8

nah, fuck off

that takes waaaay too much time

That is pretty hot, I'd love that

Are you me?

Pretty basic when it comes to that crowd, I suppose.

95% Switch
90% Primal (Hunter)
88% Rigger
88% Dominant
80% Brat tamer
78% Rope bunny
77% Sadist
76% Master/Mistress
76% Submissive
70% Masochist
68% Vanilla
68% Brat
65% Primal (Prey)
56% Experimentalist
55% Non-monogamist
47% Owner
37% Degrader
33% Slave
32% Daddy/Mommy
31% Ageplayer
30% Degradee
28% Voyeur
25% Girl/Boy
24% Exhibitionist
10% Pet

...

Well I'm not surprised.

What the heck is a "rigger"?

i bet 99% of people doing this test r virgins

93% Submissive
87% Rope bunny
83% Experimentalist
76% Masochist
71% Exhibitionist
71% Brat
65% Slave
64% Non-monogamist
55% Degradee
53% Switch
44% Girl/Boy
43% Voyeur
43% Sadist
39% Vanilla
33% Ageplayer
30% Rigger
30% Degrader
30% Daddy/Mommy
28% Pet
23% Brat tamer
22% Dominant
21% Master/Mistress
15% Owner
14% Primal (Prey)
7% Primal (Hunter)

cuck

DM sent

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Vanilla
54% Submissive
49% Switch
44% Dominant
31% Brat
22% Girl/Boy
21% Voyeur
20% Rigger
19% Daddy/Mommy
16% Master/Mistress
16% Primal (Hunter)
15% Brat tamer
13% Primal (Prey)
12% Sadist
9% Ageplayer
7% Rope bunny
7% Exhibitionist
6% Degrader
6% Masochist
4% Non-monogamist
3% Owner
3% Pet
3% Slave
2% Degradee
0% Experimentalist

mfw i already had this ready to post

Someone who wants to tie another person up, usually involving suspension.
This is malaysian plant fiber weaving secret trading site after all

>8% Voyeur
Cuck.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
97% Switch
95% Experimentalist
93% Voyeur
93% Rigger
92% Dominant
92% Rope bunny
91% Master/Mistress
88% Owner
87% Brat tamer
87% Submissive
86% Primal (Hunter)
82% Primal (Prey)
78% Sadist
77% Slave
76% Daddy/Mommy
76% Degrader
73% Exhibitionist
73% Masochist
72% Ageplayer
67% Non-monogamist
66% Brat
63% Degradee
61% Girl/Boy
55% Vanilla
46% Pet

Umm why does everyone else have such low scores?

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Dominant
97% Master/Mistress
96% Primal (Hunter)
91% Owner
90% Brat tamer
88% Rigger
79% Degrader
72% Daddy/Mommy
63% Experimentalist
46% Voyeur
38% Vanilla
30% Ageplayer
28% Non-monogamist
26% Switch
22% Exhibitionist
21% Sadist
7% Primal (Prey)
4% Girl/Boy
2% Slave
2% Submissive
2% Brat
1% Rope bunny
1% Degradee
0% Pet
0% Masochist

Are you me?

Dude are you into literally everything

That took fucking ages

>Tfw no nice kind but extremely-forceful dominant

Because low scores mean you're not into something. If you're open to everything you'll have high scores. But if there's things you really hate they'll come out close to zero, like sadism for me.

I did it between sets at the gym don't be a bitch.

>There are people who have Vanlla in the top 3, if not top spot

babe can we meet up?

I'm not surprised, all I ever want is for someone to degrade me

please be in california

100% Vanilla
25% Submissive
23% Switch
22% Dominant
21% Daddy/Mommy
10% Brat
9% Girl/Boy
7% Master/Mistress
6% Brat tamer
5% Primal (Hunter)
5% Ageplayer
4% Primal (Prey)
4% Rigger
4% Sadist
4% Masochist
3% Owner
3% Pet
3% Voyeur
2% Rope bunny
2% Degradee
2% Degrader
0% Slave
0% Non-monogamist
0% Exhibitionist
0% Experimentalist

I'm OK with this

btw, I'm a grrl ;3

for the love of fucking god please be in

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The girls are never dominants ;_;

and they never should be

Shit dude like I'm 92% sub and I still don't get degradation. Being degraded just pisses me off.

Not for you, maybe.

I'm and I only like degradation in the form of baby shit like being called a slut in the bedroom.

Being actually treated like trash is too much. I don't get how people like it.

please read 12 days in sodom

right here m8

too bad I'm not gay

>tfw so sexually inexperienced I don't even know what my preferences are

Oh no that's fair. I don't even think of slut as that bad, that's just dirty talk, I can get on board with that. I mean the really harsh, personal shit that some people are into, which just baffles me, I don't get it either.

Jesus christ how horrifying.

Hey neither am I man. I bet if I was it'd be 100% easier to find a dominant.

I feel you.

>Used to think I liked domming when I was a virgin
>Finally get laid
>Realize domming is fucking boring
>Try subbing once for the hell of it
>Really like it
>Now a super subby slut a year later

If you have the time (and I'm not joking) play a game like Trials in Tainted Space. You'll find out REAL QUICK what you're into and what you're not.

97% Rope bunny
96% Submissive
83% Masochist
81% Slave
76% Experimentalist
69% Degradee
69% Pet
41% Brat
41% Primal (Prey)
37% Girl/Boy
27% Non-monogamist
23% Exhibitionist
23% Switch
16% Vanilla
9% Ageplayer
5% Sadist
4% Dominant
3% Rigger
3% Master/Mistress
2% Degrader
2% Voyeur
1% Owner
1% Daddy/Mommy
1% Primal (Hunter)
0% Brat tamer

where does one acquire a prey/submissive grill?

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Primal (Hunter)
99% Dominant
98% Brat tamer
98% Master/Mistress
97% Daddy/Mommy
97% Rigger
97% Owner
92% Ageplayer
91% Degrader
89% Voyeur
88% Sadist
72% Non-monogamist
56% Experimentalist
47% Vanilla
28% Exhibitionist
13% Girl/Boy
6% Switch
3% Primal (Prey)
2% Masochist
2% Pet
1% Brat
1% Degradee
0% Submissive
0% Slave
0% Rope bunny
male, 23, fit, 5'10

>fast forward 25 years
>Rope bunny 95%, submissive 100%, Masochist 99%, slave 100%

I'd rather off myself then.

nah you won't , you'll enjoy every minute of it.

Such is life my friend.

Most girls are subs, it's not that hard to find, honestly. They probably won't be gym rats or super physical-type people. They also probably won't be the new-age "strong independent woman" type of person, or at least not the type to constantly espouse it to show how strong they are. There are exceptions obviously, but it shouldn't be too hard to find a cute subby girl.

Keep in mind though that a sub will want you to take charge (obviously) so they're probably not going to come onto you or tell you that they're submissive without you handcuffing them to the bedposts and choking them a little while you rail them.

Do you want to piss me off? I am gonna rape you dawg

I won't need hints. It is the prey part thats hard to find man. All normal women are subs.

...

>just give us your info, you know, just in case

>bdsmtest.org/index.php


I've tortured and enslaved quite a lot of girls

My partner is a switch, and I'm a switch. We went to a munch last week, because I'd been out of the scene since we met, and I was curious to see if it had changed.

Mostly overweight, middle aged people. There was one cute girl, and a fucking mouthbreather who wouldn't stop talking to her about BJJ moves. It was clear that she was okay with it, but disinterested.

We left early-- I keep forgetting that even in DC with all the people here, it's still kind of a shit-show. They keep closing down clubs, and the ones that remain open tend to be pretty bland.

I still hold out for big kink conventions, becuase at least I can go and enjoy some quality people watching.

lol

I gotta go to bed, but can you please write out how you find girls like that?

I am awkward as fuck and am afraid to take charge in bed, I am dominant but am afraid to take charge because I just feel awkward about it for some reason, like the girl might laugh if I try to abuse her, I only had sex with one girl and I started calling her a stupid slut (3rd time and last time we had sex) and she said it turned her off because I am not that manly and it was awkward

I just don't know why I don't feel like I can be dominant and girls seem to agree but I want to be but don't know how to stop being a bitch pls help

I'm daddy, bitch.

I've always had this hatred for women because I use to be fat and they would pick on me, then I got better looking.. a lot better looking. I had girlfriends here and there but then after I broke up with a long term girlfriend I went on craigslist because I just wanted to find something to keep my mind off of it.

I ended up meeting this girl who was pretty cute, we hung out and I could tell right away she had daddy issues and a hell of a lot more issues. We started fucking and she asked me to hit her and I was extremely reluctant she would call me a pussy and hit me and slap me, and one day I just finally snapped and I hit her pretty hard in the face, and at this point I fucking hated her, but the look she gave me after I hit her, I could just tell her pussy was soaking wet.. After that my obsession got worse and worse, I would make her fuck strangers I would beat her with belts I would do anything to torture her.. then we stopped hanging out and I found more girls.

The girls that want to be abused are the ones that have had their dad walk out on them, the ones with different colored hair, the ones that do shit for attention, they are the ones that enjoy being abused. They feel worthless and they need someone to punish them.

Honestly the easiest way to find one is to find a broken girl and just ask her if she is a sub, go from there and tell her what you want to do to her, most likely it will turn her on, but you can't be a pussy about being dominant, that would ruin the whole experience.

I felt like they were all the same questions. But not a surprise, since it's clear what every question was about.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Pet
96% Rope bunny
96% Submissive
94% Degradee
82% Slave
80% Primal (Prey)
75% Masochist
60% Girl/Boy
58% Experimentalist
44% Brat
33% Ageplayer
30% Non-monogamist
30% Vanilla
23% Switch
17% Exhibitionist
15% Degrader
12% Rigger
11% Primal (Hunter)
9% Dominant
8% Brat tamer
8% Owner
8% Sadist
7% Voyeur
5% Daddy/Mommy
5% Master/Mistress