FPH GENERAL - SPRING UNHIBERNATION EDITION

>bread is a healthy breakfast

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>THICCfags want this

???

Even with heavy cream I don't see how that would be 2500 cal. Even a big bowl of special k would be like maybe 300? And a banana is like 100. Cream is over 2000 calories?

>cream 1000kcal
>jam another 1000kcal

Beat me to it, user.

Happ bed today
>be like you don't have
>sit down with a little bit of a problem with your blood
>start with the British
>keep going out with the British
>British won't stop being dead
>shit
>panic
>decided that the British weren't even worth the risk
>drop the British

2 slices of bread surely are healthier than a fuckton of sausages, bacon, a whole fucking loaf of bread and, I'm guessing, eggs.

haha so random xD epic!

The fuck are you memeing about?

What the flying fuck is this shit?

that's a very modest breakfast at approx 150kcals if there's nothing in that coffee.

Wat

Did you ever take that water test that involved you getting into water but your sister didn't have to take off her pants?

kek

How many times did you send this through Autist Translate?

Its a huge bowl, he has at least 300 gram of cornflakes that is 1100calories.
100ml of double cream have 500 calories, they come in 200-500ml packages lets assume he uses 200ml thats another 1000
raspberry jam 50g has another 150calories.

So yeah 2500 calories is a good estimate

bump

>someone mentions thin shaming
>make this reply

lel

Anyone here have any survival stories?

Hey guys, one of my rare times on Veeky Forums and would really appreciate a bit of advice
What to about thtis? I'm not even fat and I'm not too much of a manlet either

You forgot the butter.

>fell for the "wheat is ok" meme

I recently found a before/after image of when I was a 200+ hambeast to 110

It's pretty outdated but it's my personal success story

Btw I was referring to the red mark there.
Obviously in bright light like this it doesn't look like much but it's really nagging at me
Fucking hate it, even if I do a few hours of sport a week

1. You are definitely fat, you're just around bigger fat people all the time so you think you're not.

2. Lose weight, that's all you can do.

Am I really? I think I look fairly slim when looked on the side?
Or am looking at it the wrong way? somewhere?

are you blind? i dont want to be a cunt but you need some tough love dude. if it jiggles its fucking fat and you CLEARLY jiggle try pinching your stomach and see how much fat you feel.

I don't think you're fat fat, but you have ihgh body fat. Maybe try lowering that and the stripe on your belly might go away.

Ok cheers guys, I really didn't want to see it apparently

Because I do a lot of sport, anyway.

I guess it's time to lose it all

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Stop eating carbs and do cardio and you'll lose that belly.

Ironicaly I'm eating pizza
Don't usually though

sure

It's true though :(
Y u not belieb

>le bread is the devil meme

Stop being such an autist. You can eat bread in moderation and still be fit.

Put down the fork x f
Seriously man, just find your TDEE and count calories, its easy after a week or two

Post pic

what's her tattoo say?

Fuck didn't see that story in years. Masterfully crafted shitpost.

It's been getting posted in Veeky Forums humor a lot lately causing people to reference it every chance they get.

kys thiccfags

Don't you hate it when the prettiest of girls let themselves go?

youtube.com/watch?v=a7yrB8N6b5w

I went look her up. I cant find a picture of her ever not being fat.

>13538 calories daily
that's maintenance for someone who's 800 pounds according to my rough calculations

Yeah, they just do well covering it up sometimes.

Personally, this is my favourite source of FPH instagram.com/chooselifewarrior she claims that when she was normal sized she was ''on the brink of death''

I wonder if/how she shaves her armpits

I gagged reading that

>a
>chicken
not
>some
>chicken
but rather
>A
>chicken

She got that hank hill ass

Is that Saint Fatty?

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Based Milo

when you have so much APT a kid can ride you like a horse

She can do ultra low bar squats on her ass.

you can have cancer in moderation and still be alive

What does he think when he looks in a mirror?

What she's the wife think when she looks at him?

>Not having whole chickens

Please never let these threads die, they're the only thing that's consistently motivated me to lose weight

these are the same people complaining that healthy food is too expensive, yet they feast on deli shit like that for breakfast

ma boy bill has it all figured out
youtube.com/watch?v=4zdUon17y-Q

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This is fake, right?

I would, and I'd enjoy every minute of it.
>ywn imagine my girthy throbbing 7 inch dick splitting that chunky whore like firewood
>ywn be disgusted and jealous of my repeated BBW conquests
>ywn hate-fap to the thought because deep down you like fatties.

Here's the other one I have.

Yes, I will gladly never do any of those things.

Just, the look of disappointment on his face. I feel for him, he genuinely thought he was eating healthy

Fat everywhere except the ass lmao

jesus fucking christ

how can you fuck up so bad you become a fucking sofa

Me too user. Want to have a donut?

user eats PIZZA and jerks off to STACY while YOU lift weights for 5 HOURS and get your SCOOPS

Seriously though, read the sticky. If you look at the percentage of overweight and obese people by country - it's rising and "normalizing" in a sense. You may be around fatter people, but that doesn't mean you're not fat yourself. I hope you take the first step to making it, then take another step and keep going

Why do people do this.

No, no we don't.

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Holy shit that guy has a THICC NECK

It's not just APT
It's a genetic feature called "Steatopygia"
It occurs in some sub-Saharan African tribes, and now evidently their descendants

She was so ugly it turned him gay

This hamplanet defies explanation
There are fatter people than her but none of them have that fucking forehead paunch
What the fuck

Is anorexia bullshit?

>he doesn't want this

???

Oh god it's finally happening I'm having a fucking stroke.

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>I can show you the world

Definitely not, I had a friend who was 50 lbs and couldn't walk because she had barely eaten in like 3 weeks. Although there definitely a lot of fatties who think anorexia is eating the recommended caloric intake for once in their lives.

It's really sad what happened to the hotentot venus

T H I C C
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I know this one has been posted recently but it's still to good not to be here.

HIGH TEST

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mirin lats