>do starting strength, it'll help
>starting strength is the way to go!
great, just fucking great
now i cant even fit into any of my clothes, what do i do now?
>do starting strength, it'll help
>starting strength is the way to go!
great, just fucking great
now i cant even fit into any of my clothes, what do i do now?
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I fucking lol'd.
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Why do I still go on this goddamn board
>do a single squat
>quads literally blow up into a FUCKING concrete block
THANKS RIPPYTITS
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ASSES ON THE CATALOG HOLY FUCKING KEK
Time to upgrade from skinny jeans to relaxed fits!
same tbqh
Can it be?
pull those pants down and point them toward the camera so we can get a good look. I think OP's are bigger.
Post upper body. From what you can see in the first pic it doesn't look THAT disproportionate
embarassing
reminder that SS is a meme and zyzz could fit into skinny jeans
Welcome to Veeky Forums, no homo.
glutes*
there is no need to be upset
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT!
Hnnnnng
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this thread made me laugh so much
STARTING MEME.
WILL MAKE U A TREX
lmaoo
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Are gaybros really attracted to this?
It looks disgusting, what the fuck is appealing about this stumpy looking body?
THICC
exactly
*BRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPP*
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
kek, this thread belongs in a Veeky Forums humour one
>you can still see the shadow of his schlong.
kinda wanna slide my tongue up your leg
>26 seconds apart
MODS
holy shit I'm laughing so hard right now
your legs look like two big drumsticks user
haha fuck this board
>sides have left the fucking milky way
i fucking love this board
kek
What the fuck
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>shaves his ass and legs
faggot
THIS
WHY DOES FIT ALWAYS SHAVE EVERYTHING
I didn't read the thread but if nobody made the connection yet, here
is it kinda weird ive become gay in a fun way? I don't wanna really fuck dudes, but occasionally ill get the craving for a brojob or some cuddling with a big guy.
I still get a boner over chicks, but you know, just some fun, maybe lift some weights naked, jump in the poor together to cool off, maybe practice some underwater sumo, one thing leads to another and we just grind up against each other for 20 or so minutes.
No penetration or anything, just some gentle rubbing and kissing.
Not even that big, you pussy
I'm dying, Jesus
Veeky Forums has the best OC by far
Damn this inspired me, next time I'm at da club, I'm gonna be grinding up on some girl instead of the other way around
KEK
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hory shet
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I'm laughing my ass off. please don't include me in the screenshot.
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Never change Veeky Forums
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dafuq
fucking hell
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Someone get the CIA ass in here, we need an ass thread now
Will SS really make me look like this? I mean come on. Squating 3 days a week can't really be that bad..
>I mean come on. Squating 3 days a week can't really be that bad..
fuck someone beat me to it
of course not! Don't listen to the memes, they're just memes
three times, even four times a week is just fine! go nuts! Do you think rippletitties has gotten as far as he has by being wrong?
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Oh fuck off ye trole! If Riptoe says it's okay then it's okay. Not listening to any of you trolls
I think SS is a good program, but a little out of balance.
Try Greyskull LP instead.
Don't worry about it man you're good
Thank you. I will continue to train hard!
Buy new ones nigger
HOLY SHIT
10/10 thread OP. I kek'd.
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This fucking board
Veeky Forums should have a pants exchange network
former fatties give pants to people who squat 2x-3x bw
memes aside if you've got super long femurs you won't get the issues that OP has from SS. On the flip side you also won't be able to be as big of a guy as him because of your long femurs, so it's an abstract kind of feel.
Not being able to fit into your skele clothes is the first sign that you've gotten bigger, you fool.
Possibly because he didn't even lift, and just roided.
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>2017
>Listening to Rip èl Toè
ISHYGDDT
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Green tea all over my monitor, you fucking faggot
Holy fuck lmao
> all the normies are out for saturday partying and i'm sitting here laughing my ass off in a thread about some guy's fucking ass
Top kek
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It could be worse
You could be wanking to it
w-wouldn't that be something
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Well if you are then you finally found the board where you belong
Congrats
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Pls include me in the screencap.
lads you're all golden
can i git in dat reddit crop dawg le up boat amirite?
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do people still geniuenly get trolled into doing SS? it has to be one of the longest standing Veeky Forums memes at this point
goddamn
Veeky Forums is lowkey the funniest board on Veeky Forums
>this thread
>oc
I'm back brah, umad?
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you look like a fucking dog
And then he died.