What body type am I?

*goodbye horses starts playing

Delicious twink mode. Look at your cute little nips, and zero body hair. You're perfect.

I bet you make the cutest little panting sounds when you're jerking off.

the dyel type

I'd drink out of your cock and fuck you silly mode.

ayyy

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HOLLA HOLLA

U my type bby lemme smash dat dere boipucci. I trrst u rite get u hella turnt up wif dat AR KEELAH it the remix to unf unf nahmean?!?!

I hose u down arr the way way boy u tight as hell gotta let a cracka smash with dat coconut lotion mmmmm smellin fine as hell boy i rub u in good all ovah yo femine slender dick wif whip cream HAHAH i succ u dryy nigga
I aint gay tho, faggit

Just finished fapping desu, was breddy gud

KEK, this should be a new meme.

Fuck off, Hitler is mine! Mine, I say!

Okay, these must be recent. I've never seen the leg tat before.

Literally "I suck dicks" twink mode.

>zelda tattoo
>fireball

dropped
and I'm a flaming homosexual

B-but user, I'm straight!

Hush boy, just close your eyes and bend over.

what?

'good enough for a poke' mode

what are you talking about you faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
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Bear-bait fuckmeat mode.

>tfw OP is 10/10 but i'm 11/10

>not knowing who those pics are of

KEK, you'll never have him.

I remember you from the Veeky Forums tattoo
Show bussy already
at least bulge

OP and are different people

Well then either of them can sit on my face

You're the gym faggot. Speaking of i have a story for you guys.

>be me
>finished changing about to leave
>think i forgot my keys
>turn back and look around the room
>gym slag (known faggot) is naked and changing
>you like something you see?
>fuck off dan

Good to know if i ever go gay i have options... also my keys were in my pocket

yee

faggotmode

Fucking gay cunt

Why is there a nipple on your hip

>a nipple on your hip
wtf are you talking about

>that shit tattoo

probably hip bone

Heretical succubus mode.

bottom fuccboi mode

Roman senator's fuckboy mode

Kek'd

Every so often I get insecure about my progress and aesthetics. Then I see pics like OP and realize just how far I've come.

>wanting to live a boring normal life instead of embracing your twink body and whore yourself out

hungry mode

Auschwitz mode. Also, if you're then I'll have to call Mike Pence. Don't want you going down a bad path, son.

MTF

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>pretending to be Hitler

At least you could've picked a cuter /lgbt/ trip to RP as.

If you're going to call him out for being ugly, at least present an accurate representation

One of those people isn't even him for sure, and idek if one of the other pics is even him t b h

good thing i prefer to destroy them from behind so the only thing i see is their sweet ass devouring my dick and their face buried in a pillow

Nice larping, virgin

how are you so hairless? I hate my hairy torso