Mom found the supplement stash

>Mom found the supplement stash

she wants to fuck

>Mom found the poop dumbbell

>mom

lmao fucking Americans

>mom found the cum sock

>mom found my towels

>mom found my needles

>dad found the scream jar

this thread was fucking epic

>grandma found the diarrhea canisters

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>mom found the cum smoothies

>gf found the squat plugs

how many grams of proton per serving?

anyone have screenshots?

>champion of Nurgle.jpg

Seconded

>Mom finds 7 gallons of milk in my fridge
>user, what are these?
>um w-well gotta eat big to eat bi- I mean get big r-right?

Thirdeded

>not the cumbell (aka barbelle)

>throw cum toiletpaper under bed, near the wall
>dog crawls under bed and pulls it all over the floor
>mom finds it

>mom found the cum bucket
>i was going to drink it today

she drained it in the sink, fucking GAINS GOBLIN

does.. does that.. does that count as his child?

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t-thank

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>having shit-tier pets
lel