Tinder

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Veeky Forums I just pooped in my pants what do I do

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God damn this is cringe. Makes me feel like a pro pua though afcs kek

Keks in orbit

cringe as fuck

Honestly I think so too, but it worked senpai. Just gotta know what works.with what girls ans go with that

Aha ! Thanks. I only knew that thing as a "swipe" deal. 'Preciate you.

>dateless

haha yes!

so how do you get started with tinder?

kek r/AsianMasculinity on suicide watch

> not responding by pointing out that her name is pronounced "carry on"

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:)

Dude got BTFO!!!

>hahahaha hey

At least he died doing what he loved

Haha LOL!! :)

That poor innocent.

Wow

come on dude you're making us asians look bad

>mr hands

never forget. RIP in peace.

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Kek-o-ken x 4

my galician comrade! Non esperaba ver a ninguen da miña terra por aqui

love deeze bantz boys

Any of you ever try talking with women like this in RL?

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Tfw I got ghosted by a potentially aspie female.

Her profile did say INTJ or some shit like that. She also loves memes

post profile w/ face blurred

Whoops forgot pic

kek

>ill shit on you

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fake confirmed! enjoy your wet dreams of men

adieeee where are you?

>she puts her MBTI result on her profile
I've seen a few like that kek.

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>that Fattitude™
You couldn't handle a REAL woman like that anyway, manlet

kekeroni

Perfect.

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Classic

lmao

It really doesnt make sense when you are the one who starts talking about height.

its just a pic of me in a tank top and the profile says "lets get pho"

I feel like I could have so much fun shit posting on tinder but I don't even get any fucking matches lmao

Good thread tho

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>not talking about lifting in tinder

these women have no perception of value. It's almost triggering how delusional they are. They are all gonna be alone, because their perfect man never showed interest in them, because that perfect guy is out banging girls who don't weigh over 130lbs.

How is it that guys are willing to lower their standards, but fat women are not?

Do they think this way to keep from going insane?

>not going straight to the point one or two messages into the conversation

You can't recover from walls of text. It's a rock fact!

why is this the one that made me kek

>sushi is gross

Fucking dropped. Only children who haven't had it say that. Raw fish tastes 100x better than cooked.

>How is it that guys are willing to lower their standards, but fat women are not?
Never forget that the real problem is thirsty motherfuckers showering anything with a vagina in gifts and attention, leading them to believe that they're far more value than they actually are.

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Part II

Depends on the fish tbhfam

Asturian master race here

ahh finally someone else who gets it.

pathetic men are the ones to blame.

A prime example of why you have to go for the kill right of the bat instead of typing novels.

>atomic piledriver

I want to kill myself everytime I read "hahahaha" over text

How do we counteract this? How to we bring women back to reality? I'm talking on an individual basis.

Hahahaha, funny.

of course there are some fish that are never used for sushi

what about just "haha"?

why didnt u tell her she should practice to open your pants with her mouth...

Do deadlifts actually thicken your core?

I havent laughed that hard on this site in awhile. A solid 30 second kek holy fuck

>ITT: we summon captain HPV

depends on the variation and whether or not you use a belt, but in general yes

The fucks wrong with this girl

unironically having a Veeky Forums screenshot in tinder

Not sure if gay or a woman, but either way, this is gross.

Both parties make me absolutely sick.

Be shredded, learn how to banter and rip the everloving fuck out of white knights at every possible opportunity. On the other side of the coin, only give women backhanded compliments at best. Don't actually do anything for women until they're fucking you, and then only sparingly.

Uhhh.... Gays are not welcome.

Jesus christ

>a girl who lifts called you "petite"
RIP

>Agustin
>girl

you best be trolling, boi

tfw she don't know that you've got a D

>girl

I get more emotional validation out of leading them on and playing dumb. Probably could've banged if I went over but I was tired and get performance anxiety if I'm not drunk

Lmao hah ah!

I think it's cute when the girl laughs but doesn't get the joke, or at least doesn't understand it in the same context as you

wew lad my b, never zoomed in on the pic

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im not a guy lmao

lol i was called petite

Damar is dead.

good bantz for a girl. Are you sure this isn't trap?

Do you have a feminine penis?