Doing 3pl8 squats

>Doing lmao6pl8s diddlys
>feelswoleasfuck.jpg
>Single mom walks into gym with 18month old baby
>Baby looks absolutely dyel tier
>Dislodges itself from its mother
>Crawls to my platform as I'm sitting on a nearby stool while resting
>Picks up bar and reps out 15 overhead tricep extensions
>Turns around and looks at my flabbergasted mug
>Can feel it judging me, its eyes screaming "dyel fuccboi?"
>mfw

Happ bed today
>be like you don't have
>sit down with a little bit of a problem with your blood
>start with the British
>keep going out with the British
>British won't stop being dead
>shit
>panic
>decided that the British weren't even worth the risk
>drop the British

>doing 4.5pl8 diddles
>scrawny young twink comes up and asks if he can work in with me
>laugh a little as I see him getting ready to do it without warming up
>proceeds to clean the weight up and jerk it
>for sets of 5

>doing squats ass to grass 10 plate
>little granny comes over she looks like 100 years old
>asks if I can share the rack with her
>why not
>old lady proceed to do OVER9000 squats with my max
>my dignity was destroyed

>incline dumbell benching 150s
>guy quite a bit smaller than me asks to work in (120 pounds soaking wet)
>say sure
>he's gonna try to bench 150s no warmup
>waiting to see him not even be able to pick them up
>does
>waitwhat
>stands up
>ohshitniggawhatareyoudoi-
>busts out a set of 20 perfect form lateral raises
>tfw

>be me
>OHP 3 pl8
>college gym
>freshie comes over
>100 lb anorexic ball of anxiety
>asks to work in
>goodfuckingluckbutok.jpg
>he lifts it to his neck and falls backwards
>crashes down as he realizes how much it weights
>falls out of squat rack onto the ground and chokes to death in front of the entire gym
>I can't finish my fucking sets because there's blood everywhere
>turns out it was suicide
>attention whores amirite

>be me
>squatting 1 pl8 warmup
>normie dyel comes over and asks to work in
>adds .5 pl8
>he warms up with a lil more weight than me
>cool

>pushing an 18wheeler
>a paraplegic with muscular dystrophy wearing an oxygen tank asks to work in
>sure
>he's gonna try to push the truck with no warm up
>he puts another semitruck on top of it
>go on....
>mfw he exhales and sends the truck flying for 100 miles
>does this 10 times

top zozzle

>be me
>doing lunges with 4 pl8
>skinny ass midget (5'8") comes and ask to work in with me
>laughingwhores.mp3
>doesn't take off the weight first
>isdisniggaserious
>picks up the bar with one hand above his head
>oh shit
>starts twirling the bar at incredibly high speeds
>twirls the bar fast enough to achieve lift
>starts flying around the gym 20 times before switching hands

>this thread

thanks user, that gave me a good kek

lmao

Kek

>deadlifting 5 plates
>scrawny kid comes up and asks to work in
>ppppshyeahokkid
>no warm up, power cleans it and strict OHPs it for 12 reps no problem.

commit suicide

These stories aren't even slightly believable, was this a crossfit gym where each plate is 5lbs?

I remember zozzle too user
#neverforget

Dude, what?

Zozzle was, like, late 2015/early 2016, max. Not even that old.

Yeah, but I thought it died after that one "kek replacement" thread
I don't really browse Veeky Forums as much anymore, I've noticed I actually go to the gym more if I don't browse Veeky Forums and /b/ all the time

kekety kek

...

>DLing 450 for singles
>guy comes in, must be about 130lbs
>asks to work in
>snatches it 2 times
>starts front raising it afterwards

>proceeds to clean the weight up and jerk it

i think you're holding back the part of the story where you cleaned his weight, and jerked it too, you little slut ;-)

lol

Literally in tears over here guys, best thread in ages

>Be 300 lbs black football player
>Doing my 5pl8 squats
>Scrawny alt-right twink weary a MAGA shirt asks to work out with me
>Says he's gonna use my weights
>"OK lol" mentally preparing to witness a departure for snap city
>Puts the bar on his shoulders, walks back until he's no longer next to the safety bars
>Squats down, can't go back up, let's it roll behind him
>"Told you bro, it was too mu--"
>"No I'm fine. I was just putting it down."
>Starts DOING CABBAGE SQUATS with 5pl8 for 30+ reps
>Not even slamming the weights down
>Had to sit down, confused af as to how a young twink could be so strong
>He cabbage squats back the bar on the rack and leaves the gym
>Even more confused now
>Look on the floor, see he forgot his ID
>That man's name?
>Albert Einstein

my sides got exterminated