Need to ban this account

Dear /fit Veeky Forums, I want you to hear me out

my boyfriend is spiralling out of control.
he spends the morning at the gym, then goes to work and instead of coming home to spend quality time with me
he sits on the computer all day.
He won't stop drinking white monsters and is constantly claiming different foods I cook for him are lowering his test
He even accused me of switching his Protein powder for Mass Gainer behind his back after he started putting on weight

lately i've seen him leave webpages open on this website full of gay porn under the guise of 'physique' threads.
It's his life, he can do what he wants and like what he wants but I'm afraid he's getting sucked into a culture he doesn't belong in
He was a sweet guy before last year when he started going to the gym and now he's a complete asshole and I'm worried he's no longer attracted to me.

I want you to permanently ban this IP address from this disgusting website, I'm also working on getting his membership revoked and giving him an ultimatum.

If you could help me out that would be great, trollers will be IGNORED

okay

One moment madame. I just need to hack into the MainFrame and connect his port to the UA designation. Baby should be up and running in no time.

I know this is bait but it is shockingly accurate with regards to how a lot of women in relationships think. It is all about how much attention they are getting.

Dear grumpy girlfriend. Just shitpost here, rule-break and get his IP perma-banned. I'm sure there's a nice cardio-bunny or (gym bro, yes homo) ready to take your place.

Also w2c that purse.

I'll need your bf's credit card information

I'm serious he's ruining his life and he doesn't even know it. He hasn't taken me out on a date in yonks, it's like he thinks hes better than me suddenly because he's got some lean mass on him.

I don't have time for this moronic website.
also it's moschino, so wherever you have a high fashion retailer i guess. I think moschino is trashy personally but the design was interesting

tits or gtfo you rotten cunt

>ya blew it on lean mass
literally no female in the history of the earth has ever said this phrase

This is a new type of bait. Have a bump.

are you a fucking idiot?
Females are just as smart and have just as functional vocabulary as you u fucking retard

nah sorry dude, i'm with user. you might as well have called his gains dry. no casual nonlifting woman would use this language. i mean unique thread OP i think it's funny but just didn't swing.

now this is baitracing

fuck off idiot unless you're going to help me ban my boyfriends account

just help her and stop being assholes guys

Just post porn you'll get a ban but it'll only last a few days.

Just stop making him tendies for any time he spends on Veeky Forums

any kind of porn or does it have to be weirdo shit ?

what a surprise i just found this on his fucking hard drive

This is an SFW board, any type of porn will get you banned.

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That aint porn, and you, the baiting neckbeard behind these posts, knows it.

like im going to visit a porno website on his computer and get viruses, dummy, im just using what i found on his hard drive

how many times do i need to post this crap?

Ya blew it, replace 'lean mass' with 'toning' and you would have gotten further.

>40588261
whatever, just ban me for impersenating to be someone else then retard

HURRY UP THIS IS LITERALLY A PHOTO OUT OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

>implying anyone would be that new to the internet

your bait really gets worse and worse

No.40588295 yes im 'baiting' just ban me for baiting please

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what do you want me to say?

Hello, this thread has been reported. What can I help you?

just ban this account for posting porn sir look she's just spamming pornograpic content

your bf has really good taste in 'sexy-but-not-porn'

try harder faggot

I'll do you a solid, OP. Save my image and post it after me (:

Shit thread, OP.

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You might as well talk to your boyfriend, you aren't posting content that deserves a ban.

wtf? this is literally porno

are you fucking with me?

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My dick appears to be as limp as toilet paper, so it's safe to post.
Look, if you're unable to find anything racier from your boyfriends content, perhaps you should make your own? You could post your boobs, and that would get him banned.

FUCKING BAN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

i'd rather post someone else boobs

As much as I get that this is copypasta/bait/IP-trolling, this thread depresses me. It just makes me feel bad for the women out there who I do know go through something like this, and it creates a hatred for the guys that don't give their girls attention. I'm personally a loner who is seperate from the others, and in the only relationships I've ever been in, I've been the overattached guy (always checking up on the girl, feel void of soul if I'm not talking to her at that moment, pretty much just feeling depressed when she's doing anything but talking to me, etc.). I don't get it. Why are so many of today's relationships so off-balance?
I call for a fucking beta uprising, brothers. This shit needs to stop.

But it seems your boyfriend does not have any boobs to post, at least judging by what has been posted so far. Only you have boobs to post.

>knowing what w2c means

what? he just needs to get off this fucking website why the fuck wont you ban him, its for his own good

he's a christian so i guess he doesn't want to save any hardcore porno on his hard drive.

isn't this shit bad enough? it's still porn. you can literally see asshole

Sorry, as a majority greco-roman pagan board, we don't ban for anything less than penetrative pederasty.

you disgust me, i had no idea this place was this accepting of pornogpraphic content

If you post your tits I will ban your account.

i don't even know how to post here on my phone and you will probably blackmail me with it

I thought the exact same thing.

Now now, if we can't see your face, we can't tell who it is, how could we therefore blackmail you?

i know you guys can trace my internet source and narrow it down with geo data from my photo im not a fucking idiot

please just ban this account please

im just going to smash the screen on his mac

thanks for nothing moderator !EpNa70REtE

You sound insufferable af

Babe is that you? Stop doing this Jenny, I need to contribute to the cbt threads

my name is Tash you prick

Then why does it have my ip after you post? Show tits babe, I need to know it's you

I love you

wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

The funny thing is you remind me exactly of the English girls I've met. If you're a troll you're a really good one, you really nailed the uneducated, ignorant English teenage girl style of speech.

OK, I just banned you out of compassion. Enjoy your boyfriend.

i just checked and you didnt idiot

Low quality bait.

ban him for baiting. kek

This thread gave me advanced flu

I feel bad for you OP.

You probably thought you would make a legendary thread, but instead you gave us this huge pile of shit fuckass cunt bitch whore nigger aids cancer ebola manlet idiotic retarded thread

>Woman
>Functional
Also
Leave him the fuck alone and stop being a manipulative gainz goblin.