Hey Veeky Forums im a 30 yo who has a date with a 23 yo cardio bunny in a few hours. Shes hot and I bet her pussy tastes like beads of nectar from the heavens above. I am really fucking horny these days but havent smashed in a year cuz took time off to get over a breakup. Is the age gap too much?
She's 6'0 and I'm 6'5 usually date shorter chicks but this ones kinda freaking me out and im nervous cuz tall which means meaty big and chunky roastie pussy flaps which might require a bbc and im just 7" pencil dink mode.
I want to slide my hand in her pussy on the first date and taste her pussy juice off my fingers. Pls advice how to go about doing that even though 99% of you have never felt a woman besides your mom before.
What the fuck. Where are you taking her? How'd the leadup go? We need more information.
Michael Fisher
Don't worry about it and do try to get her off in other ways before fucking her.
Colton Brooks
Sorry I'm a 5'7 30 year old HHKV
I can't give any advice.
I can help you get shredded, that's about it.
Hudson White
don't say much she has to prove her worth to an older man
Ian Martin
We're going to a coffee shop to "Hang" and I met her in the gym was diddlying 4pl8 and she was myron gainz Question is that I want my hand inside her footlong snatch and test her if shes edible first. I love going downtown and if a bitch smells like a tuna I flip the fuck out Shit man im sorry to hear that. Top 5 shred rules from the shred bible?
Nathaniel Mitchell
You know what to do user....
Brandon Phillips
I've always found taller means tighter, short Girls can take a pounding
Christian Allen
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Asher Morgan
Can you blame her? Look at that fuckimg jaw of the gods
Mason Jenkins
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Cooper Rogers
Cardio bunny you say? Follow this guys's lead and you will be swell.
Sebastian Flores
Damn, wish I could read it through those puzzle sized pixels.
Logan Reed
Oops pasted a thumbnail
Thomas Wilson
The age difference is fine. You are tall and Veeky Forums, she is already dtf. Just go through the motions and when you get the chance to give her the pumperoni, just do it with the lights dimmed/off and eat her pussy for a long time so she is already primed when you slippery sliderino into her meatflaps.
Brody Howard
You need to get off fit before these retards convince you to do something retarded. Go do something else and distract yourself so you don't overthink it and act like a sperg. Now go, run.
Carson Rivera
Don't worry OP, I'm 5"7 and my dick is 7x4.8. I've had sex with a 6'0 chick three times and she was pretty satisfied. Might not be the optimal size for such a big girl but you could do a lot worse.
Just eat her out like a god and you should be fine even with a 4x4 dick
Evan Ramirez
I'll ask you a shred question then. I'm a competitive runner (skinny fat dyel), what kind of lifting program would you recommend for me to follow to get stronger and aesthetic for the first time in my life?
Jason Young
Why aren't threads like this automatically deleted?
Fuck all does dating advice have to do with fitness?
Leo Gomez
>4pl8 >myron When i diddy 4pl8 everyone looks at me like a retard.
Wyatt Foster
Are you the manlet at my gym who shrieked like a fucking banshee when DL 4 plate with a TRAP BAR? If so, that's why everyone looked at you.
Ryder Martin
No I am 5'10" >INB4 I diddy with straight bar and some normies were looking at me weird with 2.5 on their bars.
Mason Scott
Ask /r9k/
Ethan Walker
>BBC Nice meme my dude Don't be an autist.
Ryder Foster
ZYZZ JAW TIER....
He mogs every guys jaw on this board
Justin Cox
No.
It is healthy and normal for a man who has had time to properly establish himself in the world to find a wife still young enough to birth several healthy children.
Fucking Americans, just go out and smash. She's 23, not 13.
Ayden Wright
God that pic is cringe
Liam Jones
>cringe Go back to tumblr.
Jason Martin
Haven't been on fit in months High test meme
Adrian Lopez
Age gaps are a thing but shouldnt stop you from tasting that clam. Current sloot is 23, im 35. Also considering you are coming off the couch from what was obviously a bad break up; Be mentally prepared for her to only be after your body. Do not get attached unless she gives signs of having done that first. This is the first rule of age-gap dating/fucking. All my 18-24 year old girls have no clue of what a looooong term relationship requires or entails.
Angel Smith
LMAO THIS GUYS A FREAK
Leo Foster
I love that pic out of 10.
Nathan Nguyen
>search for win'98 shutdown sound on youtube to remember >old lickaroo in the comments
How does that even work? Everytime I'm with a pretty and hot chick I end up catching the feels influenza and start envisoning our whole lives together. I'm a sucker for pretty chicks
John Sanchez
date other chicks like females do to guys
Evan Cooper
>>She's 6'0 and I'm 6'5 usually date shorter chicks but this ones kinda freaking me out and im nervous cuz tall which means meaty big and chunky roastie pussy flaps which might require a bbc and im just 7" pencil dink mode.
>Shes hot and I bet her pussy tastes like beads of nectar from the heavens above Fucking disgusting, retched IRL
Jason Richardson
>coffee shop
there is literally zero chance this date will end in you fucking
Henry Garcia
listen here real advice here >sit close to her >look at her all the time if she says anything just tell her you cant stop cuz shes pretty >if all goes well and she plays nice put a hand on her thigh >when date end keep touching her but not in a perv way >go for a kiss if she allows it (she prolly will) >give handjob to said lanklet woman dont expect to fuck her cuz first date, but good luck user.
Samuel Young
Why do faggots in this era talk like this. Talking like relationships as "long term" like what you're with someone for 8 years. 10. Etc is the point of being stuck to someone that long if you're not in it for life.
Brody Anderson
fucking cringe
Is this how americans really view the world?
Matthew Hughes
Cock gobbler detected
Sebastian Price
the fact that you are posting on /fit before your date is an indicator that you will not be getting any ass. Stop overthinking you faggot
Angel Rogers
If you atleast look like this you can bang any 20 year old cardio bunny, even if you're 50.
Brandon Carter
>im a 30 yo who has a date with a 23 yo
Joshua Jones
yes, how do you asians view the world?
Brayden Sullivan
be in the moment. have fun. get physical without getting weird about it. fuck her and go home
you better not fuck this up. i got a 20 year old in my bed last week and she was HOT. AS FUCK. goes to the gym 6 times a week, former cheerleader from highschool. still hasnt trash her body with alcohol. i mean like the real deal
then as she was laying in my bed giggling at whatever dumb shit i was saying i had the dumbest thought ever. i shouldn't take advantage of girls this much younger than me. and i let her out of my house
i mean what the fuck right. fuck my life
Isaac Kelly
>she's willing to meet for coffee >assuming she'll allow you to fuck her t. delusional bullshit
Caleb Walker
U gotta get out more man
Nathan White
holy shit you're fucking annoying
just don't be boring and have fun
William Foster
jesus i hope you don't rape the girl
Colton Gray
>nice family who loves their country >cringe
2017 lads
Grayson Ross
>primed when you slippery sliderino into her meatflaps Laughed heartily at your humorous phrasing.
Luis Jackson
how did you cope not having sex for a year? I just came off a four month dry streak and felt like killing myself
Julian Peterson
When Stare at her, keep telling yourself
>this bitch is gonna suck my dick asap >where can we go >Eureka*
