It's time to bring down Romaboos

>destroy the library of alexandria
>almost get btfo by the gauls and btfo by the Germanics despite supposedly having "advanced technology"
>wehraboo tier belief in "advanced technology"
>had no world changing philosophers
>got btfo by Parthia despite having "advanced supersoldier uber space marines technology"
>destroyed knowledge of actual advanced technology in wars
>brutal uncivilized politics where people slaughtered each other.
>"muh republic" was basically just a collection of land owners.
>most modern engineering and political structure is descended from medieval times which Romaboos call "the dark ages" despite Rome supposedly having "advanced technology and government"


R*man """""""""Civilization""""""""

It's time to end the Rome meme.

I too hate popular things

Pop history and the history channel is actually what started the Roman tech meme and gave birth to possibly millions maybe even billions of Romaboos. It needs to be exposed.

I still like it.
tfw cant make cookies and milk for young augustus.

>Being this mad that a squabbling tribe on the Italian peninsula became the premier ancient empire through its marital skill, and is widely recognized to be the most influential civilization to ever exist.

>overextended political entity with 2 major civil wars that collapsed

The R*man """"""""Empire""""""""

>destroy the library of alexandria
it wasn't done on purpose
>almost get btfo by the gauls and btfo by the Germanics despite supposedly having "advanced technology"
there was no profit in conquering germans, their lands were a shithole
>>wehraboo tier belief in "advanced technology"
not sure what did you mean by this but yes, romans had plenty of reasons to be proud of their achievements if you compared them to the rest of continent
>had no world changing philosophers
they had plenty of decent philosophers
Cicero, Seneca, even Marcus Aurelius
>got btfo by Parthia despite having "advanced supersoldier uber space marines technology"
romans fucked persian capital twice and were too overextended to conquer Persia at that point
>destroyed knowledge of actual advanced technology in wars
that makes no sense, be more specific
>brutal uncivilized politics where people slaughtered each other.
political intrigues and risk in being involved with them were part of pretty much every civilized society
>"muh republic" was basically just a collection of land owners.
with a functioning government
>most modern engineering and political structure is descended from medieval times which Romaboos call "the dark ages" despite Rome supposedly having "advanced technology and government"
that's because no one outside of byzantines was able to copy their stuff like aqueducts or canals. Of course you gonna have a hard reset here.

>2 major civil wars
Are you fucking retarded? There were far more than that
>that collapsed
Yeah it happens

if you count all the civil wars as major civil wars that makes it even worse. The R*mans were shit at empire building.

>Calling a civilization that went from a tribal society of a few hundred people to a truly cosmopolitan, Afro-Eurasian state that was one of the largest in history shit at empire building. A state that would last for, depending on your take, around two thousand years.

I fucking hate r*Ma(n)s.

Same. Fuck R*man """""""Civilization""""""" and the Romaboos that worship it.

This, even the Ge*mans could beat them.

This.

R*mans are overrated

R*me was not a civilization let alone an empire

It invented the word Imperium. It is the defining example of the word.

KARA BOGA WHERE ARE YOU??? RETURN THE CALPIHPAHTE

I love me some Roma, but yeah...they really fucked themselves more than anything.

They had the means and infrastructure in place to keep it going. They even had a chance to rebound during the last 100 years of the Western Roman Empire...even when the East came back to liberate it from the barbarians...they still managed to muck it up.

In all fairness Rome did stagnate horribly because they became the victim of their own success. Their military tech actually started to lag behind that of the barbarians that fought for them and the ones that invaded.

If the Roman Empire hadn't fell then the Dark Ages wouldn't have happened...which is the reason why the medieval period is not an example of the decline of civilization but how civilization can rebuild and develop at the tail end of stagnation.

>t.butthurt ginger

This is one of the worst bait post I've ever seen

>destroy the library of alexandria
Not deliberately.

>almost get btfo by the gauls and btfo by the Germanics despite supposedly having "advanced technology"
The Gauls and Germans copied Roman tactics after being btfo by them enough times to figure out they had to change how they did things

>wehraboo tier belief in "advanced technology"
Compared to other societies at the time the Romans did have advanced technology.

>had no world changing philosophers
Philosophers are useless compared to engineers, builders, soldiers, etc.

>got btfo by Parthia despite having "advanced supersoldier uber space marines technology"
Two of the Parthian campaigns were led by absolute retards (Crassus and Antony) that deliberately ignored sound strategy. And the Parthians were fighting on home turf, which their armies were specifically designed to fight on. If they fought outside of their own territory they would have lost.

>destroyed knowledge of actual advanced technology in wars
Such as?

>brutal uncivilized politics where people slaughtered each other.
So... every society ever?

>"muh republic" was basically just a collection of land owners.
A pseudo-republic is better than an absolute monarchy, which almost every other society had at the time.

>most modern engineering and political structure is descended from medieval times which Romaboos call "the dark ages" despite Rome supposedly having "advanced technology and government"

Where do you think the medieval societies got these technologies and structures from?

In conclusion you're a fucking faggot that should kill yourself.

*ambushes ur phalanx in the woods.*

>no matter how many noble savage tears they shed, the germanics and celts will NEVER remove the influence Roma had on them
>No matter how many tantrums and envious attacks they launch, easterners will never change the fact Rome built a whole world of civilization while they squat among the shit mounds of inbred tribal arabs playing with oil money and high explosives and jews being jews

>roman
>phalanx
>in a germani/gallic forest
>before the punic wars