5'5''

>5'5''

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babyface

>6'5

Has anyone tried meme pulls above the knee? I have long arms so I'd literally get 3 inches ROM. I'd look like a retard.

Yeah alphadestiny told me if i do rack pulls above the knee my dad will love me

he's 85kg though and could kick the shit out of you lanklet fags

sorry i don't fight children

So a child is lifting more than you and fucking more girls than you?

if he says so, must be true

what height are you?

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I don't know why, but this keks my shit jigglin

Your primal brain is sending the signal to laugh as to defuse the sexual tension created by this alpha predator
your not wrong

I have his book right in front of me now. About to get mind dominated

this is written like an ironic greentext story

85kg? That's literally a lot for his height. I wonder how does he look like in real life

LOL NO REPLIES INSECURE MANLET SPOTTED

bearmode+genhanced

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

im 5,2

like gimli

...

Ahahha ahaha hes actually 5 foot 5


I was that tall in grade 1.

All these fake stories on his homepage LOL
Also his youtube channel description...

>And remember...if you found me, it's your destiny to become an alpha male

KEK

wtf this is unironically meant to be a real story?

You can bash him all you want - he has found methods that work for him and have produced results. I don't like his dogmatic approach and I don't like his stance on a lot of things but his methods have produced results which is all that matters.

>85kg
Mate I'm taller than this guy (1,68m) and if I ever reach that weight I would look like SHIT not matter how swole.

>no chin
>narrow jaw
>balding
>5'5", literally the size of a child
>passive eyes of a prey animal
>low t facial hair
>alpha destiny

This guy could probably be the alpha among toddlers. 13 yearolds jocks mog him hard lmao.

>strength training
I don't need that baby shape, thnks

post your physique bby

are those baby dumbbells shopped?

>BBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPL

No that's him doing a hyperthrophy meme routine.

fuck you for making me spit my food out

A sport whose focus is the lower body overdevelops your lower body. Who knew!

bump

>5'5'' (LMFAO)
>can't grow beard
>half reps and cheats on every lift
>is obsessed with masculinity

Shhh it's okay little boy, you're strong! grrr! so big!

here's a better picture of candito

holy fuck the cringe

he'd look alright if it wasn't for the shitty hair, facial hair and glasses

I'll take "things that never happened" for 100, Alex

Seriously, does this level of delusion reach genuine mental illness, or can we still make fun of him?

Is this the new Jason Blaha?

Hm, he'd actually not look weird for his height if it wasn't for his face.

Is face THE most important thing when it comes to lifting?

It's the most important thing when it comes to attraction in general.

i fucking love sam

say what u want about this guy but hes probably the most knowledgeable strength and conditioning coach out there and writes amazing programs. buy NE u will not regret it

nope

male patern baldness is

A man can still look good being bald.

>tfw 5'6

Fellow 5'6 hypermanlet here

Only makes even funnier for me.

Manlet threads are comedy gold, this guy is 'grow, grow, grow' in human form.

NEVER LEARN

>tfw guy who's 5'5" is stronger and more aesthetic than me

might as well an hero when someone that height is stronger than me and I'm 6'1"

I think i was 5'5 at the age of 11

I don't think that I was over 5' by that age

What's this guy's name? He's got my goal body

my god that was winceworthy

Bruce Wayne

we know it's you alex, pls stop

I think this is just a persona he is trying to create. From what I can tell he isn't stupid.

FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT

What do you mean "his face". He isn't bad-looking but on the photo here he looks like a dork. I saw that he was finally able to grow a beard so the dumb 'stache and chops are finally gone lol.

>Anyhow, here I am having a nice chat, when suddenly this Lebanese chick decides to barge in on my conversation.

She looks at me and says “You sound like you could be a guy on the radio”.

I thought this was kind of random, but I replied with “Oh really? That’s interesting. Although I’m not a guy who speaks on the radio, I do engage in online videomaking and public speaking. Perhaps this is why you would say such a thing.”

When I’m done speaking, this woman puts on a smirk.

“So you’re the big man, eh? Think you’re tough? How about you show me how to act like a man?”
I'm reading this guy's blog.

If a Veeky Forums thread started up a cringe thread. This would be it

"“Why do you care, and what do you want to know?” I asserted.

She pauses and starts giving me hard eye contact. “Give me some body language tips. What can you teach me?”

Playing on to her little game, I state “Well, I can tell from looking at you that you are quite comfortable in your own skin”.

Before I can finish my sentence, she cuts me off. “What makes you say that? You’re a mind reader now?”

I smile, and gaze directly into her pupils. “You seem quite intruged by me, you know that?”

Not even a second later, this girl is letting me have it. She’s screaming and bitching like there’s no tomorrow. “You’re so cocky! Who the hell do you think you are? You honestly think I’m attracted to you?”

...

Honestly i think he is roiding

He had normal lifts for like 7 years, and then he fucking balloneed up in a year and got impressive strength gains

That's too weird for me

h-hemingway???????

I still don't know if he is joking or really serious

Alphamale is a fucking man you pussy lanklets

>inb4 hi alphadestiny

Alphadestiny, check his YT channel

Is he Blaha's fosterson?

>im 5'5
he can pretend to be a child until hes 50

>I remember watching him while high
>Just watch Gurren
>Noticed all of the small alpha jokes
>Could on think of one thing
>GROW, GROW, FIGHT THE POWA

can't stand this cunt

>tfw family on both sides is all normal and healthy but dad was a raging 5'6 manlet who was malnourished and did roids until his hair fell out at 25

>Tfw one bad apple has fucked your genes forever

why even get Veeky Forums

>"“Why do you care, and what do you want to know?” I asserted.
>makes a question
>"I asserted"

this was the funniest, he's dumb as shit

Is he...dare I utter the words? Our guy?

No cause he's a little Manlet faggot

He can't grow a real beard like a man so he has that Daniel day Lewis shit from gangs of New York. Probably jerks of to AOM articles using mustache wax.

hahaah fucking lanklet. anyone that doesnt like alphadestiny is a pussy bitch.

stop dissign alex he fucks way more girls than u poofta cunts

Is this Alex?

>literally writes "I'm very confident"

You got a link?

He hates roiders way too much to do them.
And he's probably a lot bigger and stronger now because he switched his training up to concurrent which works really well for him

>5'10'
Allegedly.

fuck off alex

u obviously hasnt watched that video where he just walks right upto a group of girls and says "so which one of u want to fuck" and gets one of their numbers even tho they had a boyfriend.

Post it

Also

>getting a number means you will fuck

I'll grant that this article is semi-autistic, but he's got a point about the hypocrisy of women regarding whether they prefer "Nice guys or Douchebags"

>At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face

Literally euphoric

well the girl said she liked his big muscles and they grab his ass

>no video

>15% body fat
>using downlighting in every single photo to maintain the illusion of being cut
>not facing the fact of being an overeating powerlifter

Get me off this ride

Anyone has his program?
He seems like a sperg but his general advice seems decent. But I'm not paying $50 without knowing what to actually expect...

Anyone pls upload it pls help a poorfag out

Is being a fat powerlifter a eating disorder? Honestly i feel much better bulking than cutting, like day and night

Nah dude you're good. Everyone likes bulking and hates cutting. If they tell you otherwise they're either lying or took enough Clen/DNP to kill an elephant.

How can a person be both totally correct but still incredibly autistic at once like that?

It's part of this guy charm

>things that never happened

I feel like if we boiled down what he was saying it would be insightful, but as-is it's almost comedic

Lose the fucking mustache, shave the side-burns back to mid-ear, and get a longer hair style.