NoFAP

its just a third day of nofap and IM SO FUCKING HORNY HOLY SHIT
how do you guys deal with this shit, im gonna fucking explode

>he fell for the no fap meme

Enjoy your prostate cancer, retard.

>broscience

You do know the whole no fap is run by a chistcuck right?

>falling for the no fap meme
enjoy being the fucking creep that creeps out all the girls because you're horny all the time

no fap is stupid, man. the ONLY reason it works is because it gives fat nerds a difficult (for them) goal to shoot for, and working towards hard goals is good. also, it works for many because its a way to stop their unhealthy habitual fapping habits.

its all anecdotal and its only practiced by a select few losers on the internet and religious nuts. if you want proof of the 'positive' effects of no fap, take a look at the catholic church.

biggest meme ever

Just go out and be social somewhere, or go lift or something. Channel all that chi brother
Enjoy your raised estrogen and social anxiety, retard.
All of lifting is broscience

>Enjoy your raised estrogen and social anxiety, retard.
you can't seriously believe this shit.

please tell me you don't believe this shit.

sure you can throw some bullshit stats at me from half baked studies, go ahead little guy

Fap just don't watch porn it literally mKes you a cuck, imagine your self ducking bitchs don't watch another man fuck the girl in front of you. Watch girls masturbating if you need to see something

Go spread your pseudo bullshit somewhere else, idiot.

nofap increaes your testosterone level. its just a fact

Yes, for the first few days. Then it just levels off.

4 weeks and 2 days and I feel exactly the same. NoFap and NoPorn are 100% memes. I just don't feel like watching porn or masturbating anymore. That's the only effect.

yeah, for like a week, not for any longer than the time between faps the average person who regularly has sex will have.

and if you want to not have sex to increase your test, then your test is in desperate increase of an increase anyway i suppose.

>Not being a Christian

you're never gonna make it bro

this. is my penis dead

Cmon bro porn and fapping is not the reason of your social anxiety, you are.

I think mine is. I haven't had a random erection the whole 4 weeks. I get morning wood but that is it.

It's a fucking meme. The only thing it'll do is give you blue balls.

If i don't empty my sacks they start aching on day three. I haven't done a no fap on purpose, it just kind of happens when going on a camping trip.

After a week or so i usually bust one off involuntarily in my sleep anyway and shits annoying to clean off. I'd rather fap if i have the chance.

what do you guys think about fapping once a week without any porno, just with imagination?

>being a christian
>worshipping a dead hippie
>being dominated by the idea of a god, willingly submitting your life and mind to another being
>supressing your natural urges which resulted in the survival of your species
>frowning upon sex, literally the best feeling known to man
>willingly ignoring truth and science in order to remain faithful to an ever shrinking book of ancient estimates
>allowing the muslim horde to penetrate your homeland and doing nothing about it whatsoever
you're only conning yourself, lad.

future rapist

i get random erections but no morning wood. i get night releases more often too

Reminder that if you think nofap is a solution to your lack of social skills you're wrong.

It's weird. I've tried nofap once. And while I can go a week without fapping easily. Actually being on nofap made me constantly think about jerking off and sex. Honestly it's not worth it. Just fap.

what this guy said. Channel it into physical fitness activities. I go to the gym first thing in the morning because I always wanna fap in the morning, and then when I'm at home and I wanna fap I'll do sets of 20 pushups/dips/whatever else I feel like doing to distract me from thoughts of fap

>tipping your fedora this hard
not gonna make it baka

kill yourself

if a serial killer had a sink in his house, would that mean that everyone with a sink is a serial killer?

not sure how things are in fanatical america, or maybe you've spent too much time looking at pictures of guys in trench coats talking about religion, but there is literally nothing autistic about thinking that christianity isn't th biggest scam in human history, its fucking drench in disingenuity

i like to finger my urethra which is deeply stimulating

are you neet? how do you go the gym in the morning, like dont you have a job dude

>he relies on his balls for a measly supply of testosterone

I get up really early, around 5:30 to go to the gym, which gives me plenty of time to get to work by 8:30.

b-but then I'd lose all my gains...

>six days of nofap
>balls are aching by day four
>stumble across geniva the camwhore's golden glitter video
> nut so much it splatters my face

Yep, I think im going to fap only once a week, shit was cash,

does it count as fapping if I finished myself of on a girl back just now? did I run my streak?

LAWD SAUCE

its called having a GF and a sidepiece

/thread

I fap regularly, like 3 times a week more or less.

I went to vacations for 2 weeks and in that time i didn't fap once and nothing happened to me.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you that addicted to porn that you can't go one day without feeling urge?

>social anxiety
Why don't 90% of the people in america have social anxiety then you autist? You realize everyone masturbates, right?

This whole nofap thing is an iq test

>anyone who dislikes religion is a fedora tipper

>tfw balls hurt from variocele so I don't feel like fapping ever

I made God a promise to stay celibate for lent. You want to know the true secret. Its God my friend.

I have a job and I work out in the morning. Not everyone works 9-5 you autist

good goy keep fapping goy

nofap is really most useful for chronic masturbators. You probably don't fap enough for it to fuck with the dopamine levels in your brain, so cutting it doesn't do too much for you. For soe of these NEET dyel faggots who fap to hentai 4x a day, their minds are all fucked up over it, and nofap is basically the only way for them to fix themselves.

sound solid

THIS. even if you do have a 9-5 you can still work out in the morning. not wanting to work out in the morning is no excuse, job or no. gotta want the gains to get the gains.

christ, boy, offer up the sauce,

Anyone shilling for self-sodomy/porn is trying to turn YOU into a woman!

God really is the secret. If there be any doubts, QUADS CONFIRM.

That's what I'm doing. It helps with getting more turned on by your gf... that is.. if you have one. That's the only reason I'm fapping once a week to imagination for... if you don't have a gf, you have no reason to do this

>not fapping once a week to imagination
enjoy not being able to get hard for girls because your used to some exotic shit!

Just try to focus on something else.

I couldn't make it past seven days, myself.

Anyhow, prepare yourself to bust the hardest nut of your life when you finally give in.

No Fap is the final meme, because its a circle jerk (like all memes, for better or worse) but it turns on itself and is a circlejerk about circlejerking. Its a recursive meme. Its like dividing by zero.

im 1 month in on nofap and got 2 girls numbers in the span of about 1 week, idk if its placebo but im sure as hell gonna keep my ballsack backed the fuck up, also ive noticed im a lot more sociable and less autistic