>40% chance of death
>25% chance it works like captain america
>15% chance you become the Hulk
>10% chance it does nothing
>10% chance of unknown complications
Do to take it?
>40% chance of death
>25% chance it works like captain america
>15% chance you become the Hulk
>10% chance it does nothing
>10% chance of unknown complications
Do to take it?
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I take it hoping for the 40%
Do you take it?
Yes
It already exists its called trenbolone and im taking it right now
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Literally a win win for 90% of this board.
>tfw you get the 10% nothing
I do it hoping for Hulk mode. Contract out to the military for huge money, offering to drop myself on opposition bases for maximum smash.
Something I realized from watching agents of shield is that asgardians just have denser connective muscle tissue.
So you need a drug not to grow muscle, but to add some sort of protection to existing muscle so they can't tear when lifting or much harder to tear. Skin also needs to have a much stronger connection.
Isn't there some enzyme that bonds cells together?
Isn't that a chocolate?
Yes
absolutely
I would of agreed to take it before I even got to the green text. 15% hulk just sweetens the deal.
Fuck it, I'll just roll to see what % I get and go by your %s.
> 40% get
Stupid super soldier...
Nah.
I'll do the the super soldier procedure Blonzky or Cage did though.
Was this a guy before the 10% chance of complications?
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Actually it was a girl, but she grew a penis.
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Rolling for luck
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Fuck yh, we're all going to make it.
of course i would
Last two digits backwards determine what you get.
00-39 - death
40-64 - captain america
64-79 - hulk
80-89 - nothing happens
90-99 - have to incorporate a smith machine in your next workout
00-39 death
40-64 Capt America
65-79 Hulk
80-89 Nothing
90-99 Complications
All cells are bound together
rolling for hulk
Roll
Roll
rolly rolly
Death here i come.
Roll
We have a winner
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k
plz death
here i go!
>Hello darkness my old friend
>I've come to use the smith again
>so they can't tear when lifting
You will never make gains.
please no 90-99
rollan
Beep
thank you based dice gods
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rollando
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jk rowling
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Waffle top
I unironically love courage wolf
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כגד
>being a frog collector
>saving the thumbnail
You are not one of us
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Jokes on you, I already have several uses for the smith machine, and two of them have actually improved my physique and strength massively.
Me too
>being a frog poster
roll
Yes
Who said i saved the thumbnail?
We practically made this frog
>the serum enhances what is already there
>i become an even more depressed lazy faggot
>but way stronger
It's a tough one, I'd probably do it though.
DEATH GET
>make synthetic collagen out of magic materials
>replace all collagen with synthetic collagen
>become indestructible
rorr
Rollerinii
Keep rollin
Roll
Rolling for death.
yes
Let's do this
Steam rollan
what could go wrong?
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Here we go
C'MON
fugg :DD
Rollaroonie
rolling for hulk
So, only 10% potentially negative effects? I'll take it.
pin me
Give it to me, baby.
roll
roool
kek
Tren is a drug, the chocolate is called toblerone. There's a meme of photoshooting TRENBOLONE onto the TOBLERONE box
>being this new
Shoot me up, senpai.
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I'd like to inject her with some of my super soldier serum, if you know what I'm sayin
god dammit ROLOLOLOLO
rollolo
>01-40: death
>41-65: captain america
>66-80: the Hulk
>81-90: nothing
>91-00: unknown complications powerlisting.wikia.com
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Rolling
Roll me dubs man
pls no smith
roll
rolling for nothing
bingo
Rollan
Rollll
Rollor