Super Soldier Serum

>40% chance of death
>25% chance it works like captain america
>15% chance you become the Hulk
>10% chance it does nothing
>10% chance of unknown complications

Do to take it?

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I take it hoping for the 40%

Do you take it?

Yes

It already exists its called trenbolone and im taking it right now

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Literally a win win for 90% of this board.
>tfw you get the 10% nothing

I do it hoping for Hulk mode. Contract out to the military for huge money, offering to drop myself on opposition bases for maximum smash.

Something I realized from watching agents of shield is that asgardians just have denser connective muscle tissue.

So you need a drug not to grow muscle, but to add some sort of protection to existing muscle so they can't tear when lifting or much harder to tear. Skin also needs to have a much stronger connection.

Isn't there some enzyme that bonds cells together?

Isn't that a chocolate?

Yes

absolutely

I would of agreed to take it before I even got to the green text. 15% hulk just sweetens the deal.

Fuck it, I'll just roll to see what % I get and go by your %s.

> 40% get

Stupid super soldier...

Nah.
I'll do the the super soldier procedure Blonzky or Cage did though.

Was this a guy before the 10% chance of complications?

Roll

Actually it was a girl, but she grew a penis.

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Rolling for luck

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Fuck yh, we're all going to make it.

of course i would

Last two digits backwards determine what you get.

00-39 - death
40-64 - captain america
64-79 - hulk
80-89 - nothing happens
90-99 - have to incorporate a smith machine in your next workout

00-39 death
40-64 Capt America
65-79 Hulk
80-89 Nothing
90-99 Complications

All cells are bound together

rolling for hulk

Roll

Roll

rolly rolly

Death here i come.

Roll

We have a winner

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k

plz death

here i go!

>Hello darkness my old friend
>I've come to use the smith again

>so they can't tear when lifting
You will never make gains.

please no 90-99

rollan

Beep

thank you based dice gods

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rollando

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jk rowling

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Waffle top

I unironically love courage wolf

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כגד

>being a frog collector
>saving the thumbnail

You are not one of us

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Jokes on you, I already have several uses for the smith machine, and two of them have actually improved my physique and strength massively.

Me too

>being a frog poster

roll

Yes

Who said i saved the thumbnail?
We practically made this frog

>the serum enhances what is already there

>i become an even more depressed lazy faggot
>but way stronger

It's a tough one, I'd probably do it though.

DEATH GET

>make synthetic collagen out of magic materials
>replace all collagen with synthetic collagen
>become indestructible

rorr

Rollerinii

Keep rollin

Roll

Rolling for death.

yes

Let's do this

Steam rollan

what could go wrong?

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Here we go

C'MON

fugg :DD

Rollaroonie

rolling for hulk

So, only 10% potentially negative effects? I'll take it.

pin me

Give it to me, baby.

roll

roool

kek
Tren is a drug, the chocolate is called toblerone. There's a meme of photoshooting TRENBOLONE onto the TOBLERONE box

>being this new

Shoot me up, senpai.

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I'd like to inject her with some of my super soldier serum, if you know what I'm sayin

god dammit ROLOLOLOLO

rollolo

>01-40: death
>41-65: captain america
>66-80: the Hulk
>81-90: nothing
>91-00: unknown complications powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Rolling

Rolling

Roll me dubs man

pls no smith

roll

rolling for nothing

bingo

Rollan

Rollll

Rollor