What does Veeky Forums look like wet?

What does Veeky Forums look like wet?

i look really soft

was in the shower earlier, bloated up from a week of binge drinking, and realized how disgusting and unappealing i am

Pls tell me how to make my bf look like this

Basically same as the gif but a bit smaller and more defined since better lighting

I'm a 6'5" bearded fatass that's probably balding but at least I'm decently strong.

dump him and let me ram that boipussy

no homo

A tall skinny guy


Who is also wet

Here's me right outta the shower.
>inb4 no legs
I know, I'm working on it.

no legs? more like no nothing

Oh my fuck I wanna catch with my mouth the water dripping from his balls.

Also I look like an unattractive member of the weaker sex.

What is the point of this thread? Muscle worship?

u got me m8
pic?

I would ask if you were once a fatass but since you have no calves I can assume that you've always been skinnyfat.

...

pic of u?

WTF?
You look good bud but your arms are smaller than mine and you only have marginally bigger legs and I doubt you're 6'5" like me.
Y the hate?

m8...

>6'5"

>tfw when i will never look like that

One fucking chance at life and I was born to live life as an adult with 6" wrists.

Feels fucking sad man.

It's true. IDK how to prove it but why would I lie with no trip?
You may notice that I only have about 2 inches of clearance under the door behind me.

something about you just looks off

bad pic i guess

I'm more worried about my small penis

Where is this from? I've seen it here before

This is so fucking uncomfortable. Stop fagging up this board you faggot.

>wahh i don't want to see muscely shirtless men on a bodybuilding forum
Unless you're just baiting fuck off back to the closet

I'm not even sure I should reply to this.

Are you new, or are you trolling?

>pls be honest because I wasted 20s typing this reply out m8

jesus man you must be new here phaggot

I'm not entirely sure, but i think it's Beau Warner.
He's done some gay shit iirc, shame he has a JUST face.

Do i look like dog shit?

Shave your head.
Lift more.