C'mon user, take off your shirt! We wanna see those abs

>c'mon user, take off your shirt! We wanna see those abs

Y-you too

Come on ladies, take off your bikini top! I wanna see those titties

>S-Summer shredding started yesterday I'll see you in 89 days sweetie

Do you guys really not have abs? Or at least some semblance of them.

give us a brap, i want to gauge your colon health

id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of

"hows this for a start"

then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want

>implying a girl like that would ever sleep with me even if I took my shirt off

I just tell her I'm gay and walk off to save myself the heartbreak later on

>flex a 'cep
most retarded phrase I have ever read on Veeky Forums

Whatever you say, babe.

Now where's Christina? You told me she'd be here.

I got abs they're just hiding under my fat.

>I have abs 365 days a year
dyel detected

Get ye gone golem

>flex abs
>clear ripped six pack
>stop flexing abs
>flat empty stomach
This applies to my biceps as well

Fuck off, you cookie cutter punk.

>then again im not autistic

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>flexes quadricep
>"eww, user. why is your leg so big and gross looking? don't tell me you actually squat. that's a girl's exercise"

>why are you so shy user? You work out, right?

STOOOOOOP

>implying my shirt would not already be off

Who the fuck keeps their shirt on at a pool?

>"I hope gym-user says hi to me today..."

>tfw spring break cruise in a week

back off to war

abs primed and ready

>that guy who only does compounds for core

sorry I don't talk to 6/10 andro slanteyes
get some plastic surgery and try again

>flex a 'cep

Who hurt you user?

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shit I live in a tropical country and I can't for next february. I hope to gain at least 10kg by then and look like batman

Pull my tec - 9 and continue as planned.

>as if I would ever expose my godly gains to some lowlife estrogen filth
mfw

Is that a fucking boulder

>Lose 80lbs
>fully visible six pack for the first time in life
>skin is a wrinkley on lower belly
>still not comfortable taking shirt off in public

life is suffering.

>flex a 'cep
>not autistic

ahah yeah you expect me to go in the pool with my shirt on
I'm not a fatty l-o-l

>flex a 'cep

>flex a 'cep

I'm proud of you for losing the weight, user.

Now get fucking xbox huge

It's j-just a little water weight, ladies.

Tatyana >> Sabina

Real taste here.

>flex a 'cep

>flex a 'cep

>flex a 'cep

plz put me in screencap

The way I see it abs are the male equivalent of a woman's ass, since you can both do work on them to make them look better. Whereas tiddies are equivalent to dicks because there's not much you can do to improve size and such naturally.

1. I wouldn't even be at some pool. Neither would anyone here
2. I'm on a constant bulk you cheese faced bitch
3. Nobody talks like this

>flex a 'cep
>then again im not autistic like you

>flex a 'cep
>not autistic

>flex a cep

>flex a 'cep

christina is a fucking angel surrounded by porn addicts and cookie cutters its not fair to leonard

>flex a 'cep

wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>I wouldn't even be at some pool. Neither would anyone here
>Nobody talks like this
mostly the latter

wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>saying that
>pretending to do retarded shit
mostly the former

>flex a 'cep

>flex a 'cep

>flex a 'cep

>takes off bench shirt

>flex a 'cep
>then again im not autistic
>im not autistic
>not autistic
>autistic

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golem get ye gone

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>flex a cep
>"hows this for a start"
>then again, I'm not autistic

is this a new meme

>being anywhere with women, let alone at a pool party
yeah not gonna happen pal/buddy/my friend/mate/boyo/dude/bro/breh/bruh/broob

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Your biceps have a six pack? Sick dude

>Flex a 'cep

>flex a 'cep

i hope

> ywn 'flex a 'cep and bring your 'itis to eat a 'go 'za

>flex a 'cep

I don't associate with degenerate women.
*Does a roman salute and goosesteps away*

Don't put me in the screencap.

fuck you guys

Im just introvert reeeee

Can you really determine colon health from braps?

>flex a 'cep

wtf is this. is this the comic where he was banging the fat chick?

It's a tranny in the original, actually. One of the many crappy parts of Questionable Content where the author shoves social justice and acceptance crap down people's throats.

Yeah but when a whore shows you her ass, you better be humping her the next minute. Same goes for dick, but abs and tits don't do the same.

>then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want
>posts the most autistic thing i have seen in years

>id just flex
>then again im not autistic
>im not autistic

>im not autistic

kek

everyone has abdominal muscles user. learn some fucking anatomy.

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>flex a 'cep

> not autistic

You might wanna sit down, I have some bad news...

'tistic

>Flex a 'cep

flexing a 'cep is unironically Veeky Forumss newest meme

what a world we live in

no probs

Not for lack of trying

>then again im not autistic like you
sure thing bud

>tfw you flex a 'cep

o im laffin

man, i wish i could be Veeky Forums's new meem

> 2017
> not flexing your 'ceps.

>how's this for a start
i-i see

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