That first move of the day

>That first move of the day

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Thats a Nigger move. You're a Nigger with a capital N

I'm just mirroring you

make a move fag
by the way im an internation grand dragon

it's a perfectly fine move dummie

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Not the forbidden technique.

Move the horsies.

its illegal to cut ur piece in half and also to move them diagonally when there is no piece to capture
null move

Chess is literally for autists
>no creativity
>only memorization
>being good involves reading thousands of pages of prepared moves

There's a reason why computers are good at Chess.
For humans to be good, they must also be computer like AKA autistic

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i win

You're forgetting about the mind games my friend. That's the thing that makes chess fun.
Nice.

What mind games?
>Will I do Prepared Move 6XJ12? Or will I do Prepared Move 6XJ11? Hahahaha!
>No, I will do move 6XJ12 because it is optimal in this board configuration. To do another move would be inefficient and a waste of my time

If you can determine who will win 30 moves early, then the game isn't really one of choice, is it?

You're an absolute retard and someone that doesn't play chess. Stop opining on it.

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Someone's butthurt
Go back to memorizing board configurations

Halloween Gambit is optimal. Prove me wrong.

Not him, but that's pretty much how high level chess play works.

Your point? Not a single person here is above 1400 at best.

hey im rated about 3120 but i dont play pro because only losers do that desu

how can I get so good?

I dunno I just eat pizza and try not to get that autistic about it

Yeah, actually, fair point.

what does pizza have to do with chess?

That's how he got to >3k elo.

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t. someone who doesn't play chess

Opening memorization only comes into play at around ~2300 ELO, at which point all players have achieved mastery of middlegame and endgame principles and calculation abilities

rated 1600 on chess.com but perform like 1200 in otb.. anyone else have this problem. im at the point where i think i will never be good

I have 700 on lichess and I'm only that high because eventually you just lose -2 points and sometimes gain points for losing.

anyone who played chess but is bored of it look up eric hansen, his youtube channel chessbrahs is pretty entertaining. i hope chess can get big in north america again.

I also like chessnetwork and john bartholomew. especially john's climbing the rank series.

yeah that climbing the rank series is great

You forgot the part about not being autistic bout it. Just flex some 'rons

tfw you go to your local chess club and youre the only 20 something year old amongst a sea of asian kids and old jewish autists.

This is a good thread

Veeky Forums related too

Deepblue levels of chess.

being smart is for NUUWRRDDS

How do you get good at chess? I wanna be able to beat normies in chess so I look smart