Genetic lottery thread

What color are your eyes Veeky Forums? Übermensche reporting in
Blonde
Blue eyes
6'1
7 inch dick
Wide shoulders

Wide fucking hips
Carry a ton of fat in my chest
Alcoholic ( in recovery )

You Win some you lose some

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Your hairline is receding, youve got about 2 yeara before you're totally fucked

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Omg fucking plebchan

>>Veeky Forums

wats bad about wide hips
?

You look like me but white

u guys are fuckn weird

Hahaha what the fuck, someone took my picture and reposted it that quick? Fucking Veeky Forums

>blaming your alcoholism on your genetics

Considering that out of 12 aunts and uncles there is 1 that is not an alcoholic alongside the log standing consensus that alcoholism is a disease, yeah I don't think I just randomly am an alcoholic

Of course entire addiction stuff is correlated with genetics.

post more pictures of your nose

I'm you

Nice contacts fag

>blonde

fucking americans lmao

I think you forgot some,
>weird fucking nose
>beta chin/jaw
>low cheekbones
>balding
>king of manlet
nice eyes though

You look like a god damn baby

Leave him alone. Based on his facial hair he cant be more than 20

wins
>red hair
>green/blue eyes (hard to see in the pic)
>7 inch dick
>ivy league student "smart"
>wealthy family
>jewish

losses
>red hair
>5'11 kill me
>small girth
>HUGE hips
>recovering anorexic
>depression/anxiety
>gay
>jewish

>Ivy League student (smart)

Must be at Cornell

bingo
Still in the best program in the country for my major...if that means anything.

no offense dude but look gay. Might be the cock sucking lips, not a bad looking dude, just screams gay. Are your parents suicidal about it or have you hidden it from them?

It's literally on my "losses" that I am gay
And both my parents know and are completely fine with it.
see
>jewish
>wealthy family
We're classically liberal republicans

I could see you being a player for a northern english premier league team

>green/blue eyes
>(hard to see in the pic)
That's because they're brown

>Hahaha what the fuck, someone took my picture and reposted it that quick? Fucking Veeky Forums

>brown
alrighty
bonus: my (((inbred))) genetics

>nice thick head of brown hair
>green eyes
>nice chest/abs/shoulders
>well spoken
>ripped calves from jump rope
>jewish
>received compliments on my nuts


>5'9
>not the best girth but 6in
>depression/hypomania
>140
Lifting for pic related

>brown with green tint
ok

just because they're light doesn't mean they're green

im about to flex a cep bro get the fuck out

Pros
>Great facical aesthetis (except wide nose)
>6'1
>8,07x5,9inch penor
>wide shoulders
>almost 6inch flacid penor
>aesthetic genetics
>super rich parents like 3mil+
Cons
>small legs due always skipping em
>kinda wide nose
>gf

>Forest Whitaker eyes

your face is fine but it tells a lie about your penor

Mirin those blue eyes desu, if they are not contacts.

>tfw dirty blonde hair and grayish green murky eyes

forgot

>eyelashes


since I added a pro the con would be that
>I've been shit with math since I could remember

Oh i was tired as fuck slept only like 4hours

Oh and how to get my legs to grow tfw chicken legs

>6'1 in pros
WHEN

>not posting a face
:(

thats one of ugliest things ive seen in my life

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add
>circumcised

to cons

Im not

pros :
>blue eyes
>white
>light brown hair
>wide shoulders

cons :
>6'0 (yes, 6'0 is basicly manlet status in most europe countries)
>6 dick
>my dad started going bald at 25 so im probably going to as i have his hair

you have a big head then

not sure if pro or con

6 inch dick for 6'0" is fucking tiny

there's no correlation, you fucking midget

t. dicklet

the difference is for me the girl only laughs at me once I'm fucking her and not when she first sees me

What do you think about the massmigration into Europe?

Also, you look scrawny, boi. GOMAD.

>putting jewish under 'pros'

Oh honey...

>lots of money and connections and likely to have high iq
he put it in both pros and cons for a reason desu senpai

He only put it in pros

Connections/money aren't genetics and you can just list high IQ seperately lol...

oh the other jew put it in both sorry

yeah, that why I added it to cons you fucking sperg

I'm 21, no contactsI'm almost 6'2? Ultra Manlet if anything

>this scares the jew

Giga manlet

Damn, that looks like my profile.

The difference being my hair color, which is brown.

draco malfoy lookin ass

cute
no homo

>jelly non-White

That is something someone under some heavy jew media brainwashing would say.

I have a similar chin and cheek bones, but my forehead is more cylindrical.

Sorry about your face though. You're still a solid 6.5! There's hope.

ummm I'm actually aryan unlike your hazel(read: brown) eyed ass

Red hair doesn't look bad actually.

Everything else looks bad though, sorry mate.

I'm not antiseptic at all, this has nothing to do with Jewishness, but seriously consider a nose job. And don't say "ivy league" if it's Cornell.

Those are NOT great facial aesthetics. Good cheek bones, but fucking weird eye separation and forehead/nose size. For fucks sake you guys must be aware of this shit.

Let's see that effeminate face dead on.

He's actually quite handsome.

Post another pic for further assumptions

GOOD
>dark brown hair (jfl @ blondecel nerdics who think theirs is better)
>blue eyes with a positive canthal tilt
>good zygomatic and mandibular protrusion
>6'3"
>buccal fat pads nonexistant below 18% bodyfat
>aquiline nose
>high fwhr
>49 degree eye-mouth-eye angle
>anogenital distance of 4"

BAD
>6.5"x5" dick
>20" bideltoid
>weak maxillary protrusion
>weak submental area and low hyoid
>7" wrist circumference
>NW2 hairline since birth
>no browridge protrusion
>120 degree gonial angle and short ramus

You're missing autism from the BAD list

shoo shoo,
sneaky joo.

not you

>those eyebrows
>that eye positioning
>that nose

Great cheekbones, nothing inherently wrong with the mouth or ears, but I definitely wouldn't go as far as saying "great facial aesthetics"

You will never be zeez mode

My eyes looks kinda weird on that pic Because im super tired and how i should pluck myeyebrows next time?

>And don't say "ivy league" if it's Cornell
fuckig this

motherfucking 14.1% acceptance rate lmfao

t. Columbia Übermensch (6%)

>how i should pluck myeyebrows next time
Don't, please, that's probably why they look so terrible

The main problem with your eyes/brow is the asymmetry. Work on gaining kinesthetic sense of your facial muscles and it should help to correct it.

the good:
6'7
8x6 penis
broad shoulders
nw0 hairline
chiseled jawline and hollow cheeks

the bad:
hazel eyes
chin is a bit too big
small ears

I think you mean 6'10 and 10x7, right?

blonde
6'4"
9" cock
handsome

Can't really tell if it's blue or green

>chin is a bit too big
What did he mean by this?

Literally 0% blue

It's like hazelish green

Pros:
>6'6"
>easy to gain muscle
>strong jaw
>dark straight hair

Cons:
>7x6 dick
>wide hips
>poor

Use sunlight to take your pics. Not some yellow dim lamp

PROS
>good jawline
>nordic type(slav, tho)
>big lips(grills seem to like it)
>overall pretty jacked for a 19y/o
>strong
>thicc dicc
>intelligent, disciplined

CONS
>weird, asymmetrical face(especially eyes)
>weird shape of skull(from the side)
>depression(workin on it tho)
>confidence could be better

also 180cm tall, but thats average in my country so meh.

6'9"
9"
people tell me I have great eyes lol
thick hair, never going bald thanks dad

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Mom is responsible if you are going bald or not dumbfuck

If your maternal grandfather is bald, then you're going to be bald

t. momscientist

wins
>legit 7' tall
>broad as fuck
>mensa tested 138 iq
>packing a 11 incher lol
>state champion in basketball

losses
>autistic
>socially awkarddd

This is the best news I've heard all day, fuck yeah, my maternal grandfather basically has a full head of hair at like 85, and my dad is balding

bruh...im gonna need a pic in different underwear

weres da proofs :DDDDD

Eleven inches.
11. Inches.

>oooooookkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

>jewish
>pro

You have no idea what website you are on, eh

Pros:
4 inch dick
Aryan master race

Cons:
Alpha jaw

>momscientist

journals.plos.org/plosgenetics/article/file?id=10.1371/journal.pgen.1006594&type=printable

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pls don't tell me you think that's an alpha jaw

>gay
>jewish

redundant much?