What color are your eyes Veeky Forums? Übermensche reporting in
Blonde
Blue eyes
6'1
7 inch dick
Wide shoulders
Wide fucking hips
Carry a ton of fat in my chest
Alcoholic ( in recovery )
You Win some you lose some
What color are your eyes Veeky Forums? Übermensche reporting in
Blonde
Blue eyes
6'1
7 inch dick
Wide shoulders
Wide fucking hips
Carry a ton of fat in my chest
Alcoholic ( in recovery )
You Win some you lose some
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Your hairline is receding, youve got about 2 yeara before you're totally fucked
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Omg fucking plebchan
>>Veeky Forums
wats bad about wide hips
?
You look like me but white
u guys are fuckn weird
Hahaha what the fuck, someone took my picture and reposted it that quick? Fucking Veeky Forums
>blaming your alcoholism on your genetics
Considering that out of 12 aunts and uncles there is 1 that is not an alcoholic alongside the log standing consensus that alcoholism is a disease, yeah I don't think I just randomly am an alcoholic
Of course entire addiction stuff is correlated with genetics.
post more pictures of your nose
I'm you
Nice contacts fag
>blonde
fucking americans lmao
I think you forgot some,
>weird fucking nose
>beta chin/jaw
>low cheekbones
>balding
>king of manlet
nice eyes though
You look like a god damn baby
Leave him alone. Based on his facial hair he cant be more than 20
wins
>red hair
>green/blue eyes (hard to see in the pic)
>7 inch dick
>ivy league student "smart"
>wealthy family
>jewish
losses
>red hair
>5'11 kill me
>small girth
>HUGE hips
>recovering anorexic
>depression/anxiety
>gay
>jewish
>Ivy League student (smart)
Must be at Cornell
bingo
Still in the best program in the country for my major...if that means anything.
no offense dude but look gay. Might be the cock sucking lips, not a bad looking dude, just screams gay. Are your parents suicidal about it or have you hidden it from them?
It's literally on my "losses" that I am gay
And both my parents know and are completely fine with it.
see
>jewish
>wealthy family
We're classically liberal republicans
I could see you being a player for a northern english premier league team
>green/blue eyes
>(hard to see in the pic)
That's because they're brown
>Hahaha what the fuck, someone took my picture and reposted it that quick? Fucking Veeky Forums
>brown
alrighty
bonus: my (((inbred))) genetics
>nice thick head of brown hair
>green eyes
>nice chest/abs/shoulders
>well spoken
>ripped calves from jump rope
>jewish
>received compliments on my nuts
>5'9
>not the best girth but 6in
>depression/hypomania
>140
Lifting for pic related
>brown with green tint
ok
just because they're light doesn't mean they're green
im about to flex a cep bro get the fuck out
Pros
>Great facical aesthetis (except wide nose)
>6'1
>8,07x5,9inch penor
>wide shoulders
>almost 6inch flacid penor
>aesthetic genetics
>super rich parents like 3mil+
Cons
>small legs due always skipping em
>kinda wide nose
>gf
>Forest Whitaker eyes
your face is fine but it tells a lie about your penor
Mirin those blue eyes desu, if they are not contacts.
>tfw dirty blonde hair and grayish green murky eyes
forgot
>eyelashes
since I added a pro the con would be that
>I've been shit with math since I could remember
Oh i was tired as fuck slept only like 4hours
Oh and how to get my legs to grow tfw chicken legs
>6'1 in pros
WHEN
>not posting a face
:(
thats one of ugliest things ive seen in my life
...
add
>circumcised
to cons
Im not
pros :
>blue eyes
>white
>light brown hair
>wide shoulders
cons :
>6'0 (yes, 6'0 is basicly manlet status in most europe countries)
>6 dick
>my dad started going bald at 25 so im probably going to as i have his hair
you have a big head then
not sure if pro or con
6 inch dick for 6'0" is fucking tiny
there's no correlation, you fucking midget
t. dicklet
the difference is for me the girl only laughs at me once I'm fucking her and not when she first sees me
What do you think about the massmigration into Europe?
Also, you look scrawny, boi. GOMAD.
>putting jewish under 'pros'
Oh honey...
>lots of money and connections and likely to have high iq
he put it in both pros and cons for a reason desu senpai
He only put it in pros
Connections/money aren't genetics and you can just list high IQ seperately lol...
oh the other jew put it in both sorry
yeah, that why I added it to cons you fucking sperg
I'm 21, no contactsI'm almost 6'2? Ultra Manlet if anything
>this scares the jew
Giga manlet
Damn, that looks like my profile.
The difference being my hair color, which is brown.
draco malfoy lookin ass
cute
no homo
>jelly non-White
That is something someone under some heavy jew media brainwashing would say.
I have a similar chin and cheek bones, but my forehead is more cylindrical.
Sorry about your face though. You're still a solid 6.5! There's hope.
ummm I'm actually aryan unlike your hazel(read: brown) eyed ass
Red hair doesn't look bad actually.
Everything else looks bad though, sorry mate.
I'm not antiseptic at all, this has nothing to do with Jewishness, but seriously consider a nose job. And don't say "ivy league" if it's Cornell.
Those are NOT great facial aesthetics. Good cheek bones, but fucking weird eye separation and forehead/nose size. For fucks sake you guys must be aware of this shit.
Let's see that effeminate face dead on.
He's actually quite handsome.
Post another pic for further assumptions
GOOD
>dark brown hair (jfl @ blondecel nerdics who think theirs is better)
>blue eyes with a positive canthal tilt
>good zygomatic and mandibular protrusion
>6'3"
>buccal fat pads nonexistant below 18% bodyfat
>aquiline nose
>high fwhr
>49 degree eye-mouth-eye angle
>anogenital distance of 4"
BAD
>6.5"x5" dick
>20" bideltoid
>weak maxillary protrusion
>weak submental area and low hyoid
>7" wrist circumference
>NW2 hairline since birth
>no browridge protrusion
>120 degree gonial angle and short ramus
You're missing autism from the BAD list
shoo shoo,
sneaky joo.
not you
>those eyebrows
>that eye positioning
>that nose
Great cheekbones, nothing inherently wrong with the mouth or ears, but I definitely wouldn't go as far as saying "great facial aesthetics"
You will never be zeez mode
My eyes looks kinda weird on that pic Because im super tired and how i should pluck myeyebrows next time?
>And don't say "ivy league" if it's Cornell
fuckig this
motherfucking 14.1% acceptance rate lmfao
t. Columbia Übermensch (6%)
>how i should pluck myeyebrows next time
Don't, please, that's probably why they look so terrible
The main problem with your eyes/brow is the asymmetry. Work on gaining kinesthetic sense of your facial muscles and it should help to correct it.
the good:
6'7
8x6 penis
broad shoulders
nw0 hairline
chiseled jawline and hollow cheeks
the bad:
hazel eyes
chin is a bit too big
small ears
I think you mean 6'10 and 10x7, right?
blonde
6'4"
9" cock
handsome
Can't really tell if it's blue or green
>chin is a bit too big
What did he mean by this?
Literally 0% blue
It's like hazelish green
Pros:
>6'6"
>easy to gain muscle
>strong jaw
>dark straight hair
Cons:
>7x6 dick
>wide hips
>poor
Use sunlight to take your pics. Not some yellow dim lamp
PROS
>good jawline
>nordic type(slav, tho)
>big lips(grills seem to like it)
>overall pretty jacked for a 19y/o
>strong
>thicc dicc
>intelligent, disciplined
CONS
>weird, asymmetrical face(especially eyes)
>weird shape of skull(from the side)
>depression(workin on it tho)
>confidence could be better
also 180cm tall, but thats average in my country so meh.
6'9"
9"
people tell me I have great eyes lol
thick hair, never going bald thanks dad
...
Mom is responsible if you are going bald or not dumbfuck
If your maternal grandfather is bald, then you're going to be bald
t. momscientist
wins
>legit 7' tall
>broad as fuck
>mensa tested 138 iq
>packing a 11 incher lol
>state champion in basketball
losses
>autistic
>socially awkarddd
This is the best news I've heard all day, fuck yeah, my maternal grandfather basically has a full head of hair at like 85, and my dad is balding
bruh...im gonna need a pic in different underwear
weres da proofs :DDDDD
Eleven inches.
11. Inches.
>oooooookkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
>jewish
>pro
You have no idea what website you are on, eh
Pros:
4 inch dick
Aryan master race
Cons:
Alpha jaw
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pls don't tell me you think that's an alpha jaw
>gay
>jewish
redundant much?