/roids/

God damnit brehs. I had a dream I asked out this quiet girl at work and she said yes. Fuck me, I need to just grow a pair and ask her out already before someone else does.

Thing is she has no social media presence at all so it's kinda hard to do some research into her and what she likes. Yes I I talk to her about random things but rarely get a chance to do so alone.

>we live in a time so lost and clouded that instead of introducing yourself and being charismatic and charming, you have to stalk and research a girl before you speak to her casually

truly the way life was meant to be lived

>kinda hard to do some research into her and what she likes

doesnt matter, just be confident

>truly the way life was meant to be lived
You dropped this.
>/S
I think my want to do research comes from my field of work unfortunately.

I generally am but I get anxious as hell sometimes and it ruins it. I've got some propranolol to maybe help avoid that but fugg.

Afrikaner thug lyfe m80

And no, USA doesn't suck at all, but my two years there were just so different from my life here. And not only because of boinking three different chocolate hotties a week, although it's a big factor. I'm kind of a globetrotter at heart so I hate being locked to a certain place for a longer stretch of time even though I have it fucking comfy here. Oh well, gonna wageslave for another year then fuck off abroad again. Papa is a rolling stone.

autism

you will die one day, is that motivation enough to go ask her out now

>propranolol
elaborate?

>Afrikaner thug lyfe m80

Ja bra B)

Depending on beta blockers for mental stability and confidence will fuck you up in the long run. Just my .02 it can work for a while.

No doubt, but not much I can do nor do I care really.

>elaborate
It's a beta blocker so it alleviates some of the physical effects of anxiety.

Nah. My motivation is wanting to be happy and her to say yes.

Yeah that's why I'd rather not use them or phenibut.

I think most of my anxiety just comes from constantly overthinking situations as they're happening. I just need to accept the unknown and go with it I guess.

>not much I can do
wrong
>nor do I care really
wrong

But alas, there is no one fits all cure. Let the beta blockers give you a head start, but read up on techniques to combat social anxiety. From something as gay as smiling at yourself in the mirror three times a day to elaborate meditation and pattern rewiring.

Sounds like high cortisol to me. Pop peek's anti-C stack and up the test dose.

>high cortisol
Could be that combined with general tren retardation.

Maybe it stacks (although that one depends on the individual too, i.e. pre-existing mental condition), so yeah, get your C in check, that should fix a lot of things. Even only halving your autism would already greatly improve things.

I was slightly below avg height in my teens
Neurotic mom freaks out and get me prescribed HGH
now 19, 5'11, 165
How much should I be taking for general quality of life and shit.
>inb4 hurr durr sell it $4k a box
I don't need the money

I remember your thread, and still hate you for sitting on your balls having such amounts of pharma you nigger.

That said, 2-3 iu are great for QoL, anything up to 6 is already more gains oriented, anything above that, see above, fuck you for even having so much to spare.

>mom gives pharma HGH
>is 5'11 now
disgraceful

I took it according to my endocrinologists' recommendation.
~10iu a day

me and my mom also went to the doctors but they didn't give me anything since I wasn't an actual dwarf, it is totally normal to be 5'6 at 16 when your dad is 6'0, didn't grew anything taller after that either

Hey guys i usually get my glute pinned but i had to do it myself this time. couldnt twist enough to go straight into it so i had to jab it at a slight angle. Pin process felt totally fine. But had pretty crippling pip for over 7 days now that i cant bring my knee upwards past my waist without my bodying restricting my movement because of pain in my glute.
Did i possibly hit something or is this what bad pip is really like and im just lucky to have never truelly gotten it until now?

3iu ED is pretty good. Your skin and sleep should be amazing after a little while.

Idk what the conversion for MG to IU is though

Gimme your endo. Your dick must've grown a significant but for 10iu of pharma growth a day, Jesus those potential gains.

endo wants to put me on fucking nebido for trt (testo u), inject at 8-14 weeks.

thinking of saying yes just for the legal alibi, if macho police raids my gym or something (or stops me in the streets).

or should I run retard protocol AND supplement extra test E?

what worries me then is hcg/ai quality if I can't even get that from endo...

Your mom obviously isn't a jewish mother

1MG = 3iu, I don't think it effects dick size, but I've got 7" which is fine for 5'11 I guess

And no, she's a pediatric endocrinologist in NYC, she also recently retired. Sorry bud

>10iu a day during teenage years, possibly puberty
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

>Your mom obviously isn't a jewish mother
no but it probably has more to do that I live in Swedistan

tfw I had a dream last night that I had gyno so big that it was like tennis balls of tumour on my nipples

hold me brehs

Nah, I started it late, like age 16
Wish I had started it earlier :/

I'm sorry achmed, maybe there's HGH in somalia or something

You should never take HCG for extremely long periods. During a regular cycle is fine but not for like 20 weeks +. Your endo won't give you AI cause they don't prescribe in dosages that require AI, if you get sides they'll do labs and most likely just lower your dosage.

>Sorry bud
Aw man. But seriously 10iu of pharma is something bodybuilders dream of. Take advantage of it and lift

thanks bro, still researching. Was under impression I could run hcg 4 lyfe. Maybe I should freeze sperm instead...

So with ball shrinkage, how will ejaculation work?

you'll shoot puny pathetic loads and girls will laugh at you for it

>Tfw humiliation fetish

>So with ball shrinkage, how will ejaculation work?
same as always

it will just not contain any swimmers?

>it will just not contain any swimmers?
yea, or just less

IDK tho, im not a docter.
I just know my balls have shrunk and I still jizz in chicks mouths

testosterone isn't a reliable birth control

it lowers your sperm count but doesn't make it zero

reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/5p15p0/sperm_count_my_results/

p.s. my loads got SIGNIFICANTLY smaller sadly after hopping on but I'm told this is only me and everyone else jizzes the same amount

Hmmm interesting... I've legit bareback nutted in a fat chick while on test and this is really firing my neurons making me wonder if there's a mini-me out there somewhere...

>yfw trest for example was originally conceived as reversible male birth control
although, with varying results kek

I've been cumming inside Tinder hookups for years now and I've only been on gear for 6 months. Only one pregnancy scare!

>SIGNIFICANTLY smaller
I drink a ton of water and take hcg, pygeum/sunflower lecithin for semen. I measured the output at 15ml a couple weeks ago which is apparently pretty high.

Ur fucking privlij. Ihy

Does fatlifts have a gf yet?

~10ml is considered to be the absolute holy grail for a healthy natty male between 18-35. So 15 is quite a fucking lot yeah.

obviously if you're on hcg and using supplements to increase the size of your loads then you don't really count..

Brb accidentally drowning girls in cum. Hopefully this cute girl at work likes big loads.

Kay.

Hah

That was a dumb question, we all know you have multiple gfs.

While I agree entirely, it is nice to have the option to find out a little more about someone before you ask.

I've dodged bullets that way before. Think a girl is nice and just "quiet" but her FB profile reveals she's a raving nutter best avoided at all possible costs. Thanks social media stalking!

As for Might want to sort that Autism first.

Also, why the hell are /fraud/ threads increasingly filled with people's stupid emotional problems? I know it's always been that way, but god fucking dammit.

Back on topic - HCG on a simple Test E cycle - needed or just optional? Running 600mg Test p/w, Adex as an AI. Novla for PCT.

A lot of people saying to throw in HCG, which I'm happy to, but unless I *need* to I'd rather just keep it simple.

lol yeah was thinking of supplementing with lecithin, pygeum, zinc and some other shit I have written down somewhere ("holy grail cum" you know)

still wanna be able to glaze em nomsayin

Past gf of mine used to complain about too big loads (when cummed on face mostly), and I was only averaging 8ml back then (with supplements). Everybody has his tastes I guess heh

>why the hell are /fraud/ threads increasingly filled with people's stupid emotional problems?
Slow thread needs bumps, and honestly the comraderie of /fraud/s is a reason people come here too. Not many of us are truly run of the mill meatheads who just communicate in grunts.

The rampant autism besides that? Look around where you are. /fraud/ is still Veeky Forums is still Veeky Forums lol

>increasingly filled with people's stupid emotional problems?
Because talking about nothing but roids is pretty boring.

>HCG
>cycle
Not necessary. Not even for b&c but it's nice.

>sort that Autism
I'll consider it.

All that cleanup though. Plus if I creampie her she's going to be trying it get it out for a while.

I can understand girls not liking big loads in their mouths but on them seems harmless.

pic related? there is a more detailed one, i.e. the actual screencap of his post (with minor but important differences and more explanations) floating around, lost that one in a huge hdd crash a few months ago tho, would be glad to have it again. w/e both work, just the other one even a wee bit better, anecdotally

>but on them seems harmless
Not if you're an easily entertained cunt who "accidentally" aims for the eyes. I have no regrets.

if you pinned from the lateral to medial at a sharp enough angle you could have hit the sciatic nerve and have some crippling nerve pain from it, although you definitely would have felt that upon injection. It's possible you arced into another muscle bed entirely as well, but not likely, I really can't say without seeing exactly how you mean that you pinned.

>why the hell are /fraud/ threads increasingly filled with people's stupid emotional problems?

is this your first week here? this is /blogpost/ general and nothing more, 99% of the time.

Celery doesn't make it white. I've done 2 entire heads a day for several weeks and noticed nothing.

Can't help it if you have some range too. Half the time I shoot 4+ feet

never mind found it on my other one i just happen to be dumb. less different than i had in mind maybe i mean another stack altogether

for me it does. i've read it's something to do with how you process it (same as asparagus makes some people's urine stink and some not) so i dunno, maybe there is a sort of responder group lmao

Add some clomid for volume too if you really care.

Used to autistically do kegel regimens a while ago. Better orgasms/control thereof and shooting cum into next Tuesday kek, fun stuff. You need to pay attention to do them correctly though, or your pelvic floor will not be able to fully release from too much concentric training and you will ruin your ability to piss or shit correctly.

>Reply to Thread No.40627814
nah, clomid is a necessary evil for gear use, abusing it for something as insignificant as cumload is beyond me. i can see how that would work well though.

the fuck happened here tho. posting on mobile is pleb tier enough already

Q:
i could get free medical test injections within a study on hormones.
i would probaböy get low doses and it would be a one time thing.

Will there be any side effects or maybe even advantages?
don't want dropped test levels because of a few bucks.
pls help

The fuck. These female models keep requesting to follow me on IG I don't even know them. Am I on the way to making it despite muh autism?

Never used it desu.

Yeah apparently you need to do normal kegels and reverse kegels. More girls need to do them so they can massage my dick while it's in them, god that'd be insane feeling.

Gf was ordered to do a kegel routine after she had some surgery in the area. Not gonna go into specifics but OH BOY MY ACTUAL FACE WHEN. I still am about 60% sure she could have done half that volume of them and her gyn was just a bro wanting me to get off hard as fuck.

>Not gonna go into specifics
Oh come on.

:^)

You know that little shudder some women get shortly before and during orgasm, small ripples through their pelvic floor? That, but voluntarily, at will, with every, or every other, thrust of mine into her. Or I could literally hold still and she would """milk""" me with that motion alone, essentially a blowjob motion but with her other set of lips. The latter was fatiguing for her and she couldn't keep it up for longer than like a minute, but to really finish off some feisty rutting, it was heavenly.

There. Now go find a thicc gal and force her to do like 50 or more kegels three times a day.

first time in a while a post without a picture, on an sfw board no less, gave me a semi. brb forcing my SO at fucking gunpoint to do a thousand kegels a day

my girl once clenched her cunt around my cock after I had unloaded inside her and started to go soft, fucking hurt as fuck. They can get strong!

KEK glad to help. And no, there are actual proven routines online. Too much of a good thing is still too much, there is a point of diminishing returns that will actually damage her. But do get her to do them, yes. Do them yourself too, they are the bee's knees for males too.

Yeah as I said above, one can overdo it. Girls with lots of lower body training (especially on var and the likes) that clench too hard are not unheard of. But, who cares. Tight cunt all day erryday, with built in massaging function. What's not to love?

Shoot today. I think I'm gonna buy a PS4 tomorrow night. Is the pro worth it? I was just gonna get a refurb for like 250. Was gonna pick up Horizon, DS3, DS2, Diablo and some other RPGs, a bag of weed and then never leave my room for the rest of my life.

>Is the pro worth it?
eeeh
>I was just gonna get a refurb for like 250
then yes

mirin new life goals too. same tbH

Feel like I haven't seen you in a while. How's life?

Feeling that hermit lifestyle DESU

Just sleep, lift, eat, vidya. Maybe someday I'll feel inspired again. Taking a break for a bit.

I don't post much anymore. I'm mostly working, asleep or lifting.

Doing any shoots still?

Lol scroll up

i miss my cocoon mode times. which i used to read and earn a bit of $ online instead of the vidya part, but besides that, nothing else. does it make you socially retarded? surely. is it /comfy/ as fuck? definitely.

btw gibe recent pics pls. asking for a friend.

Nah

Pals, should i stack ostarine with my babbys first? Anyone had significant positive experience with it?

k

short answer: no.
slightly longer answer: if you happen to have a bunch laying around you desperately want to use, might as well. but, generally, no.

Alright ty for the help. Going to have a filthy hormonal ride from just the test anyway due to some other endocrine issues. If sarm doesnt significantly add gains then theres not all too mucn point using it

exactly. especially if you have pre-existing issues. stick to test only (if your medical BS even allows it?), if you have to add anything, let it be other compounds in later cycles/blasts, if ever.

Yeah the main medical shit going on is to do with my sympathetic nervous system, so theres a fair amount of extra strong adrenal activity going on when it shouldnt be in the most lehmanns terms. It can mean having real huge reactions to stimulus so unsure how this interacts with test increases, hence may be a ride. Its been under good control for a while though, and babby wants those extra few kgs

sounds fucky, cousin of mine has similar stuff but he is natty and plans to stay that so i have no actual info how this should work out. read up and if you're in a non-nazi state consult your doc, although with what little my knowledge on the matter would amount to i can't see many issues outside of faster cns overreaching and/or idiotic spikes and lows in blood level.

tl;dr
>would be interesting to try
>don't blame me if you die
kek that even rhymes

Why is nobody stocking DNP?

People enjoy not being dead

be quiet faggot

why bimb
arent you over the unstable chink

not been here in a bit, still doing fag porn?