This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill
I am dead set, without a doubt, guaranteed, absolutely going to have sex in the next few hours and I have not a FUCKING clue as to what I need to do
When do I stop kissing? How do I kiss? When do I start undressing her? What kind of foreplay do I do and for how long? When do I stick it in?
help me brehs...
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Be a man and follow your instincts
Calm the fuck down for one, you autismo. It's just sex. Absolute retards do it all the time, so you can do it too.
Just be confident bro
>asking Veeky Forums for advice on sex
My credibility as a man is at stake here
suck her dick
No it's not.
Stop being a fucking sperg it's not a big deal. You'll never be able to fuck if you're freaking out so much
Look dude
She's gonna know you're inexperienced
It's ok
So roll with it
Ask her to be on top till you're more comfortable.
calm down and let your sexual drive take control, sex isnt something you use strategy for you just let your dick think for you
also wear a condom and thrust hard
Is there a way to increase libido in such a short time? I've been on a cut for weeks and have literally zero energy for anything let alone taking a girl to town
lmao you are so fucked
Make sure you don't pay too much upfront.
If she keeps asking for more money as she's sucking your dick you have met a fraud whore. A legit one asks for the money once and then has sex.
make sure you flex at least one 'cep before you start undressing her
Relax user. My first time was the first time for both of us. It sucked. We had no idea what we were doing. We got over it. Twelve years later, we're married and still learning.
Just use protection and lube. UK sex ed told me about condoms. I knew nothing about lube.
just b urself
First of all just accept that the first time is going to suck. You'll be down and out after the first few thrusts. My first time went a little like this
>be me
>18
>At girlfriend's apartment
>We just bought some condoms because we talked about having sex already
>We're laying in her bed, just chilling out.
>I grab one of the condoms to see how it works (never did this before, never even touched a condom before hand)
>We've already done oral and all that so we've already seen each other naked
>Decide to just take my dick out and put the condom on
>Get it on
>We start kissing
>Fondle her breasts through her shirt, eventually slide hand up her shirt
>Lift her shirt off and keep kissing her, kissing her neck, breasts, etc.
>Slide her pants off, go down on her
>She orgasms
>Try to put my dick in, can't find the hole right away
>Getting kind of frustrated so my hard on starts going down
>Eventually get it in
>fuckyeah.jpg
>2-3 thrusts later, finish
>Feel kinda bad because I thought I would last longer because I used to masturbate so much before
>But don't feel that bad because I know it's my first time and so does she
I don't know about other people but it all felt completely natural to me. I, surprisingly, wasn't even nervous at all. It probably depends on who you're with, but I was just really comfortable around this girl. Just do missionary and you'll be alright.
Jam it in her butt without telling her, she'll love it.
>things that arent going to happen
have you only fucked one person in your life?
how are you so confident that youre going to have sex virgin
you probably just psyching yourself up for shit that wont happen
It's more about her wanting me and me trying to not act like a pussy beta
If you think during sex you're doing it wrong and your dick is going to go limp. You have to let go and just do, that's the essence of sex.
this
also remember that girls are self conscious as fuck so there's no reason to be nervous. Any awkward/embarrassing shit you do she won't even notice because she'll be so worried about what you think of her
This. My first time was with a girl who had already had sex with multiple people. She told me later that she was nervous as fuck the first time. Especially if she really likes you, I imagine.
What's wrong with that you degenerate animal? user is lucky to have found a woman worth keeping on his first try. Fucking just to fuck is actually a pretty sad state of affairs.
this so fucking much
animal lust bro, if you don't feel it you'll probably fail
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true tho
Speaking of, how the FUCK do I keep a boner?
Every time I've fucked she was wet enough to not use lube but I've never tried it. Does it make it better or something?
Calm down, being nervous is going to be your worst enemy. Assuming you are Veeky Forums you have every reason to be confident. You MUST be more confident than her, otherwise it will be awkward for you both, women expect you to be the lead. Kissing will come naturally. Foreplay might not be necessary since its your first time, and her first time with you. After you're done making out or spooning or whatever, just ask if shes ready in a low-key way, dont just stick your dick in her out of the blue.
Just don't be stupid.
Lol not even natsoc. I'm just not an insecure child who thinks his head count makes him impressive somehow.
Just calm the fuck down and consider the fact that there is a human female that wants to fuck you. Think about it in the moment. Really stop and look at her body. Feel her whole body. Take all the nervousness out of it and remember that this qt actually wants you.
Horny goat weed
haha god dude that takes me back, thnx for the laff
LISTEN RIGHT NOW
YOU ARE TOO NERVOUS
YOU WILL NOT GET IT UP AT FIRST PROBABLY
HAVE HER BEND OVER AND JACK OFF TILL HARD THEN FUCK HER
AND FINGER HER WHILE JACKING
This shit also makes you aggressive and emotionally fucked up.
listen here faggot, start missionary and use your hps to thrust. You don't want to move your entire body while fucking this broad like a mong, do you?
Next, roll this bitch over and have her ride your dick like a champ. Be sure to end this position with you squeezing/slapping her ass whilst fucking her pornstar-level hard
If you haven't cum by then, take the bitch doggy style. My favorite way of initiating doggy is to have her assume the doggy position, grab her by the hips and bring her towards you, then use your dominant knee to spread her legs and fuck her good. Be sure to grab her hips, pull her hair a bit, and when you feel that holy cum coming, bring her torso up to yours, squeeze her tits and cum in that bitch good.
There, not so hard.
i just realized i have a better idea of how to fuck than how to hug or kiss
how do you kiss it seems close. and. complicated and easy to fuck up
Turn your head to the right and don't fucking choke her with your own tongue
what
Don't even worry about tongue at this point. Just kiss her on the lips like you would imagine. It will all come to you pretty naturally
>Try to put my dick in, can't find the hole right away
Tip to OP: if you are not hitting the hole, you need to point slightly down (assuming a missionary position or similar).
Don't worry about putting it in her ass by accident because:
1. Unless she has her legs up, it will be quite difficult to put it in her ass.
2. If you put your dick near her ass and she does not want anal, she will let you know right away.
Bump
Got me pretty hard desu senpai
Just get a boner and rape her.
That's sex.
You're welcome.
Maca powder creates a beast out of me in every way you can imagine. Normal dosages make me want to talk nonstop, fuck every girl I see and get into fights. Im scared to drive when I use it because I would kill myself or someone else while Im on it. Too bad you need to cycle it to get the effect
HOW TO NOT HAVE PERFORMANCE ANXIETY AND BE LIMP ALL THE TIME
no way around it m8. I could not get it up properly for the first 5 times, I'd say. luckily my gf was very understanding. it's a self fulfilling prophecy and a vicious circle.
you could try viagra or xanax or booze.
Realize that no matter what, anything you do during sex really wont matter and that it's not that important.
Potentially bad idea to have her go on top and ride if it is the first time for both of them. Trust me, lots of women are too nervous or uncertain of what to do when given the lead.
OP never reported back.
I hope this means all went well and he was fucking his girl all night long.
Dude dont sweat it you're gonna embarrass yourself no matter how many tips and shit you read beforehand, thats unfortunately how this shit goes down.
Do yourself a favor and just be upfront with her about being a kv
It's the best way to have a long and happy marriage, the fuck is your problem?
stop right the fuck there, dont even think about it.
stop. thinking.
sex is passionate, don't fucking overthink it or you'll turn into something logical.
Well boys, i did it.
>get broken up with (1 month ago) after a many year relationship
>super sad
>cant sit still without getting sad, so go super nolife mode
>wake up, eat, work, eat, gym, eat, sleep.
>start going out more
>making friends
>last night decide fuck it and allow the gains goblin to have some of my gains
>drink all the potions he gives me
>meet a girl at the bar
>shes in her teens, im mid to late 20's
>kiss and all that stuff
>get number
>next day and we are chatting still
We are all gonna make it, just gotta hang in there.
Remember to take deep breaths while fucking, don't hold your breath.
FUCK YOU GUYS REEEEEEEE
How do I cum FASTER? Sex lasts for almost an hour, and that's not counting the 15-30 minutes of foreplay. And I still don't get to cum.
>gf complains her mouth hurts after a blowjob because I can't cum faster.
>gf gets tired from vaginal sex because I can't cum faster
>she gets to cum over and over and over again while I get stuck with blue balls because I can't cum faster
>after the fact I go home seething with rage because I didn't get cum while she does
>can count all the times I've cummed on my right hand (pun intended)
What do Veeky Forums? I'm perfectly healthy 19, 5'11", no drugs, cigarettes, nor alcohol. I pretty much only do lots of cardio if that matters. So maybe too much stamina if that's a thing?
Heard tensing your thighs to cum faster but that doesn't work. Went no-fap, no dice either. Condom and no condom, both didn't work. Any advice Veeky Forums?
Don't think. Touch everything. Lick everything. Suck everything. Rub your dick on everything. Fuck any crevice your dick will fit in.
Don't overthink this shit, it's way easier than you imagine.
Just enjoy it
See a doc
If you go at it for longer than 10 mins, she might start getting a bit dryish and I'll probably start hurting her which will kinda kill the mood.
First time I had sex with my gf we were going at it all night and by 6 am we didn't even have enough spit to talk, so just use lube, it makes everything simpler.
Is your bitch turning you on?
Also, there's a possibility that you've been watching too much porn and aren't ok with "natural beauty" or whatever the fuck ugly women call it lol
Or just go see a doctor m8, it's not the end of the world
im with you bro, i literally never cum from sex even when rock hard+no fap
What do you think it is? Definitely not low T since I can get hard and stay hard for the whole duration of foreplay and sex. And can cum normally when beating off.
Yes she does. Top tier qtp2t petite natural blonde and green eyes. Love her everything.
I might be with you on the second point except I enjoy natural beauty. Love the no makeup (especially on my gf) and "natural" makeup look.
Is your penis head sensitive? Perhaps you've masturbated your dick too much.
Stop maturbating for 2 months so it regains sensitivity
If I want to cum from a boring blow job I flex my kegel muscle, hold it and thrust a little. Never had trouble blowing my load from sex but I assume the same would work for that.
45 minutes holy shit, give me the cliffs wtf.
Nah, it's pretty sensitive since I'm not cut (yes, I've tried rolled up and down during sex).
I also never death grip when fapping, too many horror stories. Started jerking fairly recent compared to others.
I can never cum from head
pls help
gf mad af because i cant cum in her mouth
nigger whats wrong with you. i about blow my load just from being near a hot girl. you should go meet with a real doctor cause something aint right
Yes, it is sensitive*
Might have worded that weird.
Listen the secrret to good sex is to break the rules. Trust me do this and shell have no idea its your first time. First of all take preworkout beforehand. Second dont ask her, just choke her in the middle if sex. Girls love how spontanious black guys are, be spontanious and do stuff like spit on her face and call her a cracker ass bitch and if you dont at least put a finger in her ass shell friend zone u after. Girls like the freaky stuff. Turn her on by making up a story about how you fucked your ex who is HOTTER than her. This makes her insecure and shell want to impress you with good sex.
I tried doing research but nothing quite narrows it down to my case. Just things for betas.
I don't get nervous, I don't get drunkdick, I tell her what I want, I'm sensitive, no medical issues, I can feel everything (and boy does it feel good). Maybe I should just get into porn or something.
I got almost no sensitivity in my dick but I have very good cardio so I'll just sex the girl for a moment until she cums or until it's no fun for her anymore and then I offer her a ride to poundtown doggystyle of in prone position. Grab her hairs, smash her ass with your hip bone.
There's no downside to lasting very long as long as you have good cardio to pound hard and long enough for you to feel something
Tell her to suck your balls (honestly a good bj also involves some balls play) and jerk yourself of while she does. Once you're edging, grab her hairs and mouth fuck her.
That's the solution I found because blowjobs do nothing for me
Did you bang user?
No bully but could you be gay?
I've stopped approaching girls altogether -- its the worst self-fulfilling prophecy I have ever been stuck in. I actually think I might have low T at this point...
No, I love fucking her and making her cum. Makes me feel real good. I love having sex with her, really the only downside is I just don't get to cum. I think I'll go on no-fap for even longer than last time and ease it on the cardio, maybe that'll help.
>>Getting kind of frustrated so my hard on starts going down
-3 thrusts later, finish
Pretty much my first time too
Relax.
Clit and internal stimulation when your dick is recharging works great, sometimes she won't want any more.
Keep splooging in her. She will love it.
NO HURRY. PLAY.
>not guiding your girl by lifting them up and down from their hips with your gains
Never gon' make it
Number one sex tip, OP:
>it's lower than you think
LOL
Use your penis
nice
do a bit of foreplay
finger her for a bit
Only normies have sex with grills and if you're about to have the sex then you're going to be a normie and that means that you need to sTAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you want to leave a good impression during foreplay start by playing around with your hands everywhere around but not quite at her genitalia. After a while slide your fingers around, making sure she's wet. Now place your middle finger on her clit, it will be at the top and feel kind of a tiny fleshy marble, massage it pretty slow with very light pressure then faster and faster. When you can't keep up with the tempo increase, increase the pressure instead, this will take most by surprise and she will most likely cum within the minute.
This is a good compromise, because you will most likely not be able to give her an orgasm with a newbie dick.
>this qt actually wants you.
>implying I have sex with consent
Flex your 'cep.works every time
This so fucking much. Just started having sex with this new girl and for the first couple of times I couldn't finish because I wasn't letting the sex animal in me take control.
shoo shoo gains goblin!
lol youre gunna fuck it up and it's going to be horrible. she's probably never want to see your ass again after she realizes you're a beta and haven't had sex yet
but good job man. i remember when i first fucked. it was horrible. actually. i was pretty bad at sex for the first 5 chicks or so. these days i can make a girl cum multiple times so it's all good. but. you're most likely going to suck really bad
lol
>implying you have sex at all