Cocoon mode survival thread

I've had to move away from almost everyone I knew to some small, backwater town full of terrible people I have nothing in common with. I must survive though.

My best (only) friend is moving away and I'm stuck living in a hardcore conservative area where they want to make it illegal for me to use the women's locker room lol. Idk if this counts as cocoon mode because idk what is cocoon mode

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Op here. I'd be your friend or workout with you or whatever, but I doubt our respective conservative shit holes are the same place

non american here, what's that pumpkin spice supposed to mean?

like pumpkin pie flavored

I obviously get that but what's that supposed to reference?

hahahahaha oh, it's like a stereotype for white girls to be like super into pumpkin spice flavored things.

In America we've seen this funny push in commercialism where every autumn companies release seasonal flavors of things. Big one is starbucks with their pumpkin spice latte, but like beer companies do it too with pumpkin beers. And it's just everywhere.

And it works particularly well on white girls, or that's the stereotype anyway. White girls do sometimes get super excited when the lattes come out. Like yay artificial flavorings marking the change of seasons!

Cool, now post boipucci.