Your body is so sexy, i like muscular men

>Your body is so sexy, i like muscular men

Thank you. I like your massive tits and somewhat hourglass-shaped figure

"Thanks, so do I. So we should stop talking."

>hourglass-shaped
i think you mean snow globe

BRRRRAAAAAAPPP

o-ok..

Uhmm..

Your hair looks like it smells good

Nigga I said somewhat god damn

I can't tell where the middle part of the hourglass is on her? (there isn't one)

And I like muscular roid chicks. I guess we are kinda into the same things!

I am trying this at my friends birthday party saturday
>implying i'll ever get mired

I hate fat chicks

no homo tho

joke's on you idiot she isn't talking to me because I'm still fat

I know it took years to put on but I was thinking after a year of hard work I'd look different in the mirror

everyone else gushes over how "skinny" I've gotten but they don't see what's under the shirts

"wanna fug :DDD?"

If she says that you're basically golden. I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
I would love to kiss her

I can't, going to play cs with my mates in Germany later

Thank you! I think your cleft chin is cute.

>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
uhmmm..

Yea don't do that

>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
what?
What is with the autistic comments on here these past few days?

*flexes a 'cep*

>Veeky Forums

>covered in skin cancer
INSTANTLY DROPPED

>ground breaks

Fucking Howie Mandel

You should flex a 'cep first, then ask her if she wants the ol' lickeroo.

Man is there a better feeling than lifting her fat thighs and pounding that porklet until she sweats gallons and leaks buckets from her fat pssy

THIS, is how a meme is born, not that forced, flex a cep shit

It's literally the same guy

How many grapes did she eat before complimenting you. This is pertinent information, you should be making a spreadsheet.

Veeky Forums is the most autistic board confirmed

>ugly face
>even uglier body
Why even answer

>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
>I would love to kiss her
nigger, you what?

>deal or no deal
Before or after you flex a 'cep?

Jesus Christ, I don't even know which one of those sentences I should quote and laugh about since they're all so fucking austic

It's gotta be, right?

>ywn be this advanced

bwahahaa fuck I love Veeky Forums you guys are great

>I'm just a lucky guy
>flex a 'cep
>I'd basically just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"
what is with all of the cringeposting on this board lately??

>"ok."

But I'm only 5'6

its good except for the crossing your arms like a coward part

I want to fuck her, even though she's fat.

Put me in the screen cap

This

always unique totally interesting sometimes mysterious

That's because you are desperate. Get your dick wet asap and this degenerate urge will go away.

Exactly! Yea hands on hips might be better.

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yeah it is. In my opinion best option is to shake her hand. Gotta get that physical contact.

Hnnnng ride me mommy.

lol

I'm about to go on a rampage and murder every single fucking retarded cunt that has a belly button piercing.

Nice. Good call, I'll try that next time I'm farming.

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I would love to kiss with her

Kek I forgot about that thread

Thank you. You're not bad yourself. Let's fuck because I'm not low test.

>rabbit teeth
>dimpled chin
not even if i was drunk

>needing to fuck a whale
>not low test
Pick one, faggot.

>trying this hard to be the next le fani autist
>mfw all these retards think post is legit

pretty good. just drop the because part

>people taking this bait
Wow

you must be really smart to notice it is a bait when so many people have not.

>"deal or no deal"

if she lost weight she would be a 10/10

Truly patrician

flex a 'cep is plebeian garbage

The purpose of a man going to the gym is to please fat women.

Oh Shit, here we go again

Agreed. That first guy was definitely autist

Deal or no deal.

This girl is pump and dump material brehs

I'd say she's worth a couple of dates, minimum.

Where is SIR when we need him most?

Nothing wrong with a slam pig every now and again.

>this autism

The memories just flooded back

Seriously. If you are physically weak, you cannot please the fat ones.

>deal or no deal
>flex a 'cep

kek

Fat - Always
Slut - Out of necessity
Victim - Of the patriarchy

Would you flex a cep?

here we go again.

God, Ellie Roe / Raphaella Lily has one of the sexiest bodies ever to me. I even love her fucked up british teeth for some reason.

Is she really British? I love foreign fatties!

Smooth.

She does porn too

All in all, she's a dream.

Goddammit
Put me in the screencap

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No it works

SIR we have new material! SIR!

After the abysmal 2016 strip this, *braaap* and "flex a 'cep" we're on track for the 2017 becoming a good one.

Just put me in the screenshot, pham.

I think its a new meme

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>you're a mess without support, make up and hair spray
>do some laps you fat whap

i think its the same guy being this autistic all the time

thank god he's here

this is the reason why Veeky Forums has no gf

>it's what's on the inside that counts
it's her pyloric sphincter

>not flexing the cep

>deal or no deal