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I've been sentenced to 5 years in prison for coercive control since I chose to save my money for a house instead of buying my wife a new iPhone.

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Prison food doesn't have enough proteins for gainz. You will need to swallow about 30 of your cellmate's loads per day to meet your macros.

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wtf
jesus is there anything worse than american women

Tell me more about coercive control please :)

what is coercive control?

You should check out /bwg/. That way you wouldn't need to leave your cell

I need you to take a close look at the bottom right section of that image.

>Northumbria
>American

It is a variety of things but I got in trouble for
>controlling how much money you have and how you spend it
rightsofwomen.org.uk/get-information/violence-against-women-and-international-law/coercive-control-and-the-law/

This is literally, literally one step behind men being forced to pay women they don't know living wages just for the women existing near them.

Basically, I tie you up, choke you lightly (and also not so lightly) and destroy your boipucci.


Nice anti-woman bait, given the day and all.

Kill your wife and move to another country.

No? You took that out of context:

>isolating you from your friends and family
>controlling how much money you have and how you spend it
>monitoring your activities and your movements
>repeatedly putting you down, calling you names or telling you that you are worthless
>threatening to harm or kill you or your child
>threatening to publish information about you or to report you to the police or the authorities
>damaging your property or household goods
>forcing you to take part in criminal activity or child abuse

Doing several of these things would be abuse. Controlling how much money she has and how she spends it is fucked up if it's her money, which the serious context implies ((if it isn't her money then she doesn't control it per definition).

This is a really really good thread

Were you controling the money that she earned by working?

>marrying women

Whatever lol
Brits are like pre-americans
They're actually even worse

I get the feeling that most of Veeky Forums are Brits.
Everyone always talks about uni and £ for money etc.

Why is this?

Also why cat fit have country logos like /pol/?

No rational male will settle with any woman.

Goal is to destroy family but I didn't think this shit would speed as fast as it does now.

Savage!

>wanting anything to be like /pol/
I think it would be in your interests to make an honest accounting of your goals and desires.

>uni
Doe they not have universities where you're from?

Regardless most civilized nations pretty much expect you to have a university education, for better or worse

I just like the country logos desu. They soothe my autism

I'm from the uk u spastic cunt. Americans call it college or school.

College is college you cunt, it's not the same as a university, and neither are the same as an institute.

Americans call universities college you stupid fucking dyel cunt.

Brits call six forms colleges. Americans would call those high schools

No they don't you retard, those are two different things.

but if you are married, its their monie

>be married
>only source of income for family
>give wife some money from every paycheck
>save portion
>wife wants more money
>refuse
This is abuse.

>(if it isn't her money then she doesn't control it per definition).
No, you dumbass, it's expected that the money you earn is both of yours money, hence it's her money, and if you don't let her spend it how she wants, that's considered abuse.

Anyone who would defend that deserves to get their nuts chopped off.

>having a wife
>having a wife that doesn't earn anything
>marrying an adult woman that still needs some pocket money like a friggin 12year old
Wew. How can you even continue living your life knowing you are this much of a failure?

Then don't get in a legal relationship that has such rules or set up a marriage contract you god damn mongo.

WHAT THE FUCK is this picture real? Why is it not written in Swedish?

No judge is going to convict solely for budgeting.

Where it becomes a crime is when it is accompanied with other abusive behaviours.

>n-no I'm a white trash loser faggot that got his law degree on /pol/, I know the law better than a judge!!!!!!!

It's really taken out of context. To trigger teenage /pol/tards

>forcing you to take part in child abuse
Since when is it a defense to say someone else made you do a crime? We need to reverse Nuremberg

If anyone defends this in anyway, you are a fucking retard.
>Non-physical abuse
>Serious
Pick one you whiteknight faggots. Women aren't mentally retarded and delicate snowflowers who must be protected from the world. Women WILL use this to unjustly imprison their husbands/boyfriends, they WILL lie and manipulate the legal system when they get angry, and you're laying the groundwork for it by standing back and allowing an 'guilty until proven less guilty' law to be passed. You're a dog to the legal system, and if you keep this stupid cuck shit up you will fuck everyone else over in the long run.

>Non-physical abuse
>Serious
Falsely accusing a man of rape then shouldn't be punishable either, right? Because it's non-physical and therefore not serious.

>No judge is going to convict solely for budgeting.

Where do you live?

It's clearly not any English speaking country, or most west European countries.

marriage is a meme

False crime accusation isn't 'abuse', it's a crime.

this is the most dumbest shit. You should just plan to bomb your country to shit, you have 5 years

Using the hand of government to control a spouse is phyisical abuse because it is an implied threat of force.

False crime accusation is a non-physical crime, just as non-physical abuse is.

False equivalence.

>Using the hand of government to control a burglar is physical abuse because it is an implied threat of force.

It's actually not an equivalence at all.

is right; Americans use "college" as the general, colloquial term for a place of high education; "university" mostly used in specific institution's name.
>I went to college.
>Where did you go?
>I went to State X University.

Actually, I've been in a situation like this, it's pretty annoying to be honest

>have rich gf
>she takes you on trips, gets you expensive gifts and so forth
>go along with it because in love
>start getting into fights after a while
>can't win any arguments because she always uses "but I bought you this and that"
>feel emasculated and humiliated
>relationship turned to shit
>have to break up and pay her back everything just to save my dignity

I might support this proposition

Why did you go along with it in the first place? Jesus Christ, buying you a new game or dinner when you're broke is one thing, but fucking trips? Like airplane and hotel bookings and shit? Did you not feel like a tinyass faggot bitchboi when SHE shelled out her credit card?

Don't give me the "muh love" shit, we've all been there and I can tell you in such cases you're supposed to waste your money on her, not the other way around, cuck.

Fuck off spastic

The second this becomes law, no man no where will go out of his way to do anything for any woman on any level unless she is both hot and young.

It is litterally signing the death warrant of male female relationships.
Women who are not attractive or know the man super personally will litterally not be able to get a single man anywhere ever to do a single fucking thing for them that is not forced by the government if even 3 cases of this are prosecuted in public.

And the amount of things that they can force men to do without it involving sex or children or work related things is nothing.

This will outright ruin women's lives and make men even more distant and unwilling to settle down. The use of things like tinder and escorts will explode and the amount of women able to even get men to throw them a pity fuck or help them change a tire will drop to less then zero.

That's not even mention how it will make men see all money based interactions with their significant others in a cold logical way. Can't wait for the whole "what's yours is mine" thing and "man pays for everything" thing to end with a big old bang.

Eh, I don't know man. I believe that this law is bullshit and ripe for exploitation, but there are good women out there. I've had a couple of female friends (including my now gf) that all grew up listening to Tokyo Hotel and My Chemical Romance and are sensative as shit. Almost all of them having been dating one or two guys for an entire decade that I've known them.

Imho, I guess it depends on the culture. I grew up in a very conservative country (Greece) and laws like the OPs would be mocked by our women, just like feminists in general.

Same thing happened to me desu, my girlfriend was wealthier than I was and guilt tripped me into going on trips and shit with her that I couldn't afford. It was either she go alone and cry the whole time/probably cheat on me, we both stay and she cries the whole time complaining that our friends are having fun without us and "making memories we aren't a part of" or I "borrow" 1500 dollars and go to Japan with her even though I made about that much in two months.

Shit like that kept happening for months and then years, I couldn't say no to her for any reason because she was bankrolling everything we did. I ended up having to go on food stamps because she decided I was eating too much and stopped buying enough groceries for both of us. (I wasn't, I'm 6'2" and was about 150lbs at the time).

This kind of abuse is completely real and kind of insidious. I don't borrow money from girlfriends anymore since that experience happened.

That's all well and good, but this is just going to backfire huge.
It's already called abuse, this will basically be used by married women to try and squeeze more money out of hubbies.
Nothing more nothing less.

This basically end basically all relationships where men take up most of the slack economically before it becomes even partially serious. It will also end any relationships where a girl basically makes herself into a wife/slave to some well off dude for money protection and dickings.

He'll go back to being well off and fucking whores and she'll go back to being broke and scrounging around for scraps.

Here's something else that's going to happen as a natural recourse. What women bring to a relationship where a man makes most of the monetary decisions/brings in the money?

Who and what they are in a relationship will have to be 100% quantified and if they do not meet the basic requirements then they are going to get nothing or little to nothing or be forced to pay men back.

Want to know what's going to happen? Men in unhappy relationships will be able to sue women for failing to live up to their responsibilities.
Many men will outright realize that a cute mexican maid, a cook, and a "message" every other day would be financially cheaper then a girlfriend or wife.

But you were free to walk away at any time, for any reason
Nobody abused you.
You chose to keep it going because you believed there were more pros than cons to the arrangement.

Is it fair to make other people suffer as retribution for your own poor decision making?

Why not take what you've learned, and use what you feel you've lost as motivation for making less shit decisions? Instead of implicating people in your excuses for your personal failures?

Let me add that my post is directed more toward people who think this type of abuse is quantifiable in a legal sense. You seem like a smart guy

>But you were free to walk away at any time, for any reason
There were extenuating circumstances that prevented such an escape. Consider that some people don't have the means to just leave. If the alternative is homelessness, being abused is preferable, if only barely.

From another perspective, why shouldn't these people be forced to reconsider their actions? I've learned and grown but my abuser is living a victim fantasy where she thinks she was taken advantage of. Why is it acceptable for these kinds of people to just shove their loved ones between a rock and a hard place whenever they get upset?

I can see why someone wouldn't want the state involved though. Trying to legislate relationships is disgusting. I just deeply dislike anyone who lets their emotion get the better of them in these kinds of ways. Manipulating people into being forced to follow your whims with no viable recourse aside from upsetting their entire living situation and starting over is absolutely abuse, in the eyes of the law or otherwise.

You'll be able to purchase tuna cans, beef jerkey and plain flavor whey protein powder (they only have plain) at the store/dispensary with the money that you made in the prison. Not too sure about what the US dispensary have but I'm sure it's similar. as for workout I'm sure that your prison have a weight room.

The victim fantasy thing is applicable to most people. Including you, right now. But especially women. It's just how people are.

I can assure you that forcing her to reconsider her actions, whether through a court or otherwise, would only make her double down on the victim fantasy. There's a chance she would retaliate in some way and that is not a road you would want to go down.

But it sounds like she's an actual victim, since she dropped cash on your behalf. If you weren't comfortable with her terms and conditions, there was nothing stopping you from bailing and finding a fairer arrangement. You took the money. You did what she wanted. Now you regret it. Even if she's shitty, why should it be her problem?

I was in a really similar situation last year, and you know what? Being guilt tripped is not an excuse for anything. I would know. It happened to me a lot.

I, too, lost thousands of dollars and got trapped in the situation with no clear way out. I, too, made under $2000 a month, and most of it was spent on/with her. I, too, was bitter about it and we fought all the time. She walked all over me. That time/money isn't coming back, but I consider it an expensive lesson about women, and about myself. And looking back, I think the experience was worth it. Maybe you'll come to a similar conclusion.

At the very least, you're out of that situation now.

I'm sure you posted about getting married in the past and people told you marriage was a meme. You probably called them bitter virgins and lorded your relationship over everyone in spite of their well-meaning advice.

Well, seems like you got what you deserved.

Enjoy prison, cuck fag.

Lies. Pol shilling as per. KYS

Sure mate... if you get 5 years behind bars for coercive control you did alot more than just not buying her an iphone

If I could spend my life with a woman who was willing to throw her money about for my benefit while I did whatever the Fuck I liked I'd consider that a success

You're funking pathetic. You will die alone just like you live now.

Predicting a negative social impact from a piece of legislation doesn't make somebody pathetic, user. Looking for this kind of thing is an important part of any policy discussion.

>tfw just take my pay check and save it, never really buy much unless I need something new
>saved up a bunch
>don't have to worry about
>just lift and do whatever I want

Who /beautifulone/ here?

its cause amerifats.
you moron

Right? It's like that first female Swedish bishop (or whatever she was) that wants Muslims to be allowed to pray on Christian churches, have their own spaces and stuff like that.

They don't want to really help anyone, they just want to destroy things.

Jesus fucking Christ, for how much longer is this shit going to continue before men finally have enough?

I want a nice girl to have a family with but I am more and more put off by it.

But that's OK, if we don't have children western governments will just import Muslims to do it.

please give me the context then, I'm sure "budgeting carefully is abuse" will make much more sense in a good solid context :)

>Muslims to be allowed to pray on Christian churches,


They already prey on our wives and daughters

>It's like that first female Swedish bishop (or whatever she was) that wants Muslims to be allowed to pray on Christian churches, have their own spaces and stuff like that.

That's the reason women shouldn't become priests. Thank god I'm catholic