Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself

Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself.

>Im a kissless virgin at 22
>Watch cuckold porn unironically everyday
>Still live with my parents, simply because they feel bad so they don't kick me out
>Not good at a single thing in the world
>Have spent 5 hours average on Veeky Forums per day for the last 3 years
>No friends
>Never had a gf
>Not even fit despite being on Veeky Forums for so long

I know this is starting to look like a blogpost deserving to be on tumblr but I'm just losing hope. It was fun at first but now I'm realizing I'm becoming the person Ive never wanted to be.

I don't want to watch cuckold porn anymore.

I don't want to be a virgin anymore.

I don't want to be unemployed anymore.

please help

lift weights
develop a marketable skill or trade

Veeky Forums is shit in the fact that people will constantly recycle threads like this over and over again

what a sad state of affairs

read the sticky
start there

What is it about cuckold porn that gets you off? Are you directly imagining yourself as the cuck? Is it just that a woman would be that desperate to fuck a more appealing man that she doesn't care about her relationship with guy 1?

If you ever got a gf would you want me to show you how to fuck her properly?

as long as you hate asian girls you'll get a white girl easily

just be more vocal about it ^^

>as long as you hate asian girls you'll get a white girl easily

What did you mean by this?

bump need help fellas

Stop posting this shit. I am tired of seen this stupid copy pasta.

Get a job

Get a prostitute

Stop going on Veeky Forums

how do i get a job

please answer with no memes

Get a job

Don't your parents know someone that knows someone that's looking to hire?

No.

get a job u fuckin bum

tell me how.

Hand CVs to local businesses.

Apply online.

Just take any shit teir job to get an income. You don't have to stick with it but it looks better to prospective employers if you're in a shit job rather than unemployed for years.

figure out something that seems interesting, like web page development

then go and start watching tutorials online.

download some software and start making personal projects.

keep figuring things out, just get lost in the work and ignore everything else.

then one day you'll realize you're good at this thing you chose to learn.

from there start building contacts with other people in the field you chose. become their facebbok, twitter, linkedin friend. talk with them. offer to work for free on their projects.

then one day they'll know of a place that has a job opening. they'll think of you and tell you about it. you can even use them as a reference. thats how you get your foot in the door.

the trick isnt how to get a job. the trick is figuring out how to not get burnt out and quit. i'm still working on that part...

Since apparently you have absolutely no fucking skill, look up minimum wage jobs, either from the internet or just hit up the streets, usually places that look to hire have a sign posted up on the front and just hand out your CV.

Just stick with a shit job for a while to get the experience of what it's like to be a normal human bean and not a NEET Veeky Forums loser.

Make a schedule
my schedule
>6am wake up
>8am go to college
>5pm come home
>7pm go to gym/judo
I still have so much free time i use to shit post and fucking hate my self

ill try applying to local stores and fastfood n shit and then try learning web development in the freetime i guess

hey user, i hope things work out for you. keep lifting and learning bro.

Work at some charity shop for 3 weeks.
Apply for job.
Do free course in trade.
Impress tutors.
Tutors know guys in industry and will recommendation you.
Apply for job with a reference from job and recommendation from respected ex tradie.
Thats how you get a apprenticeship.

okay thank you

im gone now guys. blocking Veeky Forums and then making a schedule and going to sleep. bye

Fairwell

And godspeed

20th time I've seen this thread. Fuck off man.