Egyptian thread

Egyptian thread.

Why are Egyptians rarely talked about on here? Post anything related to the Egyptians

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All things considered Egypt is so well known and its history quite boring despite it covering thousands of years that nobody really cares.

The interesting thing about these pillars to me is how they no longer fit with the environment. They look very lush.

WE

Well climate back then was in fact colder and wetter than today. All of North Africa and Middle East was more hospitable.

>quite boring
more like little known... most of egyptian history is a relation of kings... happenings are not that well documented

Pretty sure US television have one month of Egyptian history every year.

>Why are Egyptians rarely talked about on here?
Because of newfags like you can't have a nice thread about anything seemingly related to Egypt without them spamming their ebin maymays XDDD

Egypt threads are rare because they inevitably degrade into /pol/ shitposting.
Back on topic, give this a watch if any of you haven't already:
youtube.com/watch?v=DiG0LomEptE

>one random person makes a joke
>redditors immediately go besets say it’s imposs to discuss
You people just can’t ignore bait. You’re just as much to blame as /pol/ is. You’re both insufferable

>one random person

It was a whole movement at some point yet it rationalized itself by attempting to say that egyptians were white and the whole thing collapsed unto the evidence.

This days all they have it's a picture of something that looks like a dick washing.

>This days all they have it's a picture of something that looks like a dick washing.

And how do you know that there aren't palm trees next to them? It's not in the photo.

>It was a whole movement at some point yet it rationalized itself by attempting to say that egyptians were white and the whole thing collapsed unto the evidence.
Oh yes, the huuuuge maaaaasive Egyptians are white movement, how could I forget

Jesus Christ if you can’t understand adult lines of thought then don’t post.

Only retards think Ancient Egyptians were white, very few on Veeky Forums believe that.It’s just that they weren’t majority black either.

so, asian?

They depicted themselves as what would be considered black

So they were brown then?

A half-truth is just a lie, so you know.

>as what would be considered
by whom?

No different from Egyptians today.

so, caucasian? as in, white?

Blacks aren't all pitch black they range in complexion from Steph Curry to will Smith to Wesley snipes

Neither are modern North Africans all light brown.

>Blacks aren't all pitch black they range in complexion from Steph Curry to will Smith
>american blacks who are part euro

WUZ

Yes but, considered black by whom? Blackness doesn't seem like it has objective criteria.

There is no controversy. DNA testing dating as far back as the Middle Kingdom period has found genetic continuity between Ancient Egyptians and modern Egyptians. They are the same people, in the same way Mexicans are mostly Natives with some Spaniard thrown on top.

Most Ancient Egyptians were brown, probably Copts are the closest living heirs to the original Egyptians. Most of them had brown skin which is how most of their frescoes and paintings depict them, thoughin the south of Egypt you probably had more Nubian and Ethiopian phenotypes.

Well if you want to get technical the ancient Egyptians (Upper Egyptians mainly) and Nubians have been biologically the same since Pre-Dynastic times. Both populations would have closely resembled the populations seen in Sub Saharan East Africa (which is where most originally came from). Peer reviewed evidence proves that like the Nubians and modern groups from the Horn of Africa the original ancient Egyptians (Badarians) were "Negroid" in appearance

Hahaha those stupid fucking people who think Egyptians were birds! Everyone knows they were sub Saharan black

You know, /pol/ is wrong, but someone has to counter these we wuzzers

>the original ancient Egyptians (Badarians) were "Negroid"

WUZ

It's pathetic that it can't be discussed without shit tier race posting.

The Sahara has doubled in size.

>it used to be steppe

COMFY

I knew this shit would inevitably devolve into 'm-muh Egyptians were black / white', but seriously - I know most of you are just fagging around and trolling, but can we for once get rid of this black / white dichotomy?

>Egyptian thread starts out good
>gosh don’t you just hate how /pol/ ruins every Egyptian thread, anyway the Egyptians were all black sub Saharans

Mulatto or Brown Caucasian but definitely not white.

You don't even know what the environment is there.

>adult lines of thought
Codeword for "let me say some bullshit that will look poignant because trees in the desert doesn't make sense. So eerie how weather changes, guys."

Like there aren't turtle statues in the Gobi desert.

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this makes me hard, got any more?

meant to quote this guy