Anyone got some penis gains with bathmate here? i heard that jelq + bathmate can give you solid inch

anyone got some penis gains with bathmate here? i heard that jelq + bathmate can give you solid inch

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All those years on the internet, countless dick enlargement threads and posts, people talking about their gains and so on.
Not one, I repeat, not one convincing progress documented by pictures!

Keep ruin your dicks guys. Everyone who fails for this bullshit in the current year deserves it.

My gf doesn't even let me fuck her from behind anymore. She says it hurts and it feels like its coming out of the other side of her body. And I'm only 7.5". Why would I need more?

7'5 is big IMO
im only 6, i really want to reach 7

bathmate is for girth brah

its for both brah

this. I even hit her cervix when we are doing missionary. A lot of times it is unpleasant for her and asks me not to go all in.

are 7'5 as well?

shoo shoo gains goblin

*are you 7.5 as well?

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Bathmate is trash. There's no good reason why it would outperform simple air pumping (b..but my benis knows when the difference in pressure is caused by water and not air). In fact, I think the failure rate on bathmate is probably higher since it's so wildly inconvenient to use.

The absolute tried and tested best way to develop penis size is as follows;

Step 1, agressive jelqing. Follow DLD's 'Newbie Routine'. That involves jelqs and stretches. You can do it virtually anywhere, etc. You should use a suppliment for this. Trousersnakeoil.co is the best since it allows you to do more intense and more regular work outs (because it encourages healing) - BUT if you're not gonna do extra work outs its not really necessary.

Step 2.. if you are genuienly serious about this, you get a good traction device. Autoextender, etc., etc., are great. Here's the thing, again the failure rate on these is high because they are uncomfortable and impractical. However, if you use a VLC penis enlargement attachement (the absolute best method for securing the glans) you'll be golden.

Traction devices generally report 1 inch growth after 1000 hours. This is in established medical journals. Combine DLDs routine, trousersnakeoil and a traction device and you could gain an inch in as little as a couple of months.

Do you honestly think thousands of people lie about their dick getting bigger in closed communities on the internet ( like thundersplace ) for YEARS? and google thundersplace progress pics and you will get a ton

because they haven't been spoon fed to you, you mean, like everything else has to be

7.5-8 dependig on how turned on I am.

dld is a staunch believer in the bathmate being the best pump and only one worth using, in fact

sizegenetics is good, but its best when used for passive stretching ie when used after manual work or hanging to maintain the elongated state, and vlc is inconvenient because of the extra length making it cumbersome, you just have to learn how to wrap properly

learn more stuff before spouting off

It just looks like he lost weight and is pushing the ruler into his pelvis further.

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LoL, DLD is a fucking schill for whoever pays him. But his newbie routine is solid.

Learn more stuff? Kid, you don't know what you're talking about. VLC is absolute not inconvenient. It's far superior.... unless you've been cut. But there's other options there too.

wait is that what a 5.75 looks like?

Unless the guy is over 7 feet thats 4 inches at best

Also he looks soft in the first 2

he is flacid in the first 2

first 2 document flacid gain, 3 and 4 erect length

over at thundersplace you give your measurements as bone pressed length ( hence BPEL = bone pressed erect length) so you just press the ruler in the fat pouch above your dick.

his actual sice is obv quite a bit smaller

just checked, these things are like for 200 euros, like im not broke ass nigga but thats a lot conidering the fact that it is just some stupid pumping device

Not fully erect.
Erect and probably after taking off some bathmate or some other shit.
Also look how he stretches his dick to get more length compared to the first pic.

Third picture again not fully erect.
Last picture is never 5.75 and 5.5.
Pathetic.

Yes, they lie.
>photoshop pictures
>people calling them out get banned
>people damaging their dick and try to warn people get banned
>there are no studies documenting the progress, just forum posts
>the only studies that exist are some fucked up shit like wearing an extender for hours a day over six motnhs and at the end you gain maybe an inch
>you lose that inch faster than you lose your ability to gain erections, you need to continue that torture to keep those 'gains'
>if this shit works why are there people getting surgery? (which is a also a fucked up method that does not work, just increases your flaccid length not your erect length, only girth size)

most people, like me, just follow the newbie routine which conists of stretches and jelqs, In 4 months I gained 0.5 inch length and 1/4 inch girth which only took 15 mins 5 times a week.

What do they gain by "photoshopping" their dick to be bigger on some small closed internet communities? If you honestly think the numerous reports and pics in these forums are all lies you're honestly delusional and retarded.

I advice people to do is because its 100% free, doesn't need much time and everyone can do it.

People using pumps/extenders just want the easy way out without taking 15 mins of focused training every day

Let's guess how many scientists/researchers/doctors live with a small dick? Millions? Probably.

Don't you think they researched that shit? Tried it themselves? And if they are convinced it works would aim to get their findings published, get more research done on it?

No, you only find this shit in some online communities.
Calling me delusional and retarded. Stop shilling for your sites here.

Well I know it certainly has worked for me so I don't really care what you have to say, all I'm trying to do is help others who want to try it.

You can hardly call it shilling when all I offer is information to a routine where all you need is 15 minutes and your hands but whatever.

And yes if you discard thousands of reports where 89% of those said they had made gains, even if its completely self reported, you are in my eyes retarded to do so. You can look at the surveys done by pegym and thundersplace if you will, but it doesn't matter in the end since you will be fast to discard and just call it all bullshit anyways.

At the end of the day I'm much more happy with my dick now and will keep going

YOU ARE NOT HELPING OTHERS

This shit is dangerous and can ruin your dick. This is why I will continue to call you out.

And it is always pegym and thunderplace. Every fucking dick thread over the last months is shilling for those sites.

It can if you don't do it properly, then again so does lifting at the gym and you're not against that I assume.
You probably don't have any idea either how frequently permanent damage is done do you? Probably only read one guy on Veeky Forums say "doing dick exercises give you ED guys xd" and now have to warn anyone who wants to try it

And obviously we would mention the biggest forums where there is the most material on what to do and videos on how to perform any given exercise properly and how to reduce chances of injury

My dick hurts just from looking at that contraption

>.5" length
>.1/4" girth

Dude why waste your time for such a miniscule difference that no girl will even notice? Just be happy with what you have and stop pulling and squeezing it for an extra .Oooo1 inches that nobody cares about.

15 mins/day for 5 days a week is not much time and I just do it while being on the chans or watching videos where I wouldn't do anything productive anyway.
So I'm more than fine with what I gained so far and I know I couldve gained more if I focused more on it but Im not willing to invest that much into it myself

They do notice even the small changes.

Bullshit.
Lifting/fitness is researched. Constantly researched.
We know way more about it than playing around with your dick.

How the fuck do you know about the damage? In your own filterbubble posts that call you out are not allowed, you ban people. Why are you ignoring all the experts telling you it does not work, not even in theory, backed up by sciense and research papers.

People with small dicks are prone to fall for this dangerous shit. Some are desperate.
People do stupid shit with their body. Injecting synthol to look more muscular. Injecting some glue into their ass to have a bigger ass. Playing with their dicks and overstretching the nerves and tissues, cause scar tissue, destroying your tunica albuginea...

Get the fuck out of here with your shit.

I'm so glad you faggots post this thread every day. It's so hilarious to me that:

1) You have a small dick and actually admit it to other dudes as if we give a fuck.
2) You're so insecure about your tiny babydick that you'll do ANYTHING to make it even the tiniest bit bigger.

Thanks for the laughs, dicklets.

you must not have looked very hard butthead

yo-oure welcome...