Today i got mired by a female i never met before for the first time. I started lifting during long sleeves season and have been at it for 5 months and no one has seen me shirtless yet and none of my friends even know i lift.
>at health check up for college >enter the room and there's a cute blond doctor girl >asks me some stuff about college while measuring my pulse and asking me some stuff >she's very nice and talkative >tells me to take my shirt off and sit on the bed so she can check my breathing >after she's done with that tells me to get up so she can check my spine >as im standing she asks "so which sport do you do? Because its pretty clear you're doing something" >tell her i dont do anything >she says "come on, you have to be doing something" >tell her i go to the gym but that i have the habbit of not telling anyone i go to the gym because it feels like im bragging and im doing it for no one but myself >she starts telling me how its not braging and its a positive thing that i care about my body >tells me how i look better than 95% of the other students she gets >feelsbrettygud >we talk a bit more and it was time for her to check my testicles >i pull down my pants and we talk some more while she fondles my nuts >im done and we say goodbye and she gives me a big warm smile >exit feeling like a million bucks
This was my first time getting mired by a girl and i gotta say i liked it.
Ryder Phillips
yeah, but are you still a virgin?
Hudson James
> 3rd year unifag > mom calls me for the first time in 2 years > i am too autistic to ever call her
Nolan Williams
yes... And im 21. I've had plenty of chances to fuck a girl and a lot of girls show interest in me because i have 7/10 face and apparently im funny, but im just so fucking insecure of myself that i cannot come to terms with the fact that some girl genuenly likes me and i end up not doing anything about it. I Know im a little beta bitch, but a few times when i was drunk i came very close to fucking but somehow never sealed the deal. As i said, im battling my own insecurities when it comes to women, since im a pussy.
Juan Campbell
Talk to your parents more man. There's so much shit in college that your parents can give you good advice on or at least be a good sounding board. No shame in realizing that your relationships are the greatest source of emotional strength you can ever draw on.
Hudson Jenkins
>doing squats for like the 2nd time >some middle aged woman is doing squats on the rack next to me >she's squatting with an empty bar >i load up my pathetic 200lbs because i cant really do more at this point >she gazes at me >i start squatting >she's in awe >finish my set >she says "wow, well done! I could never do that" >"haha t-thanks" i say, knowing my squat is shit
At least i outsquat a 40 yearold mom
Caleb Harris
>female nurse being friendly so it's not awkward as fuck because OP is staring at the ground >mirin
Hahahaha, this fucking board
Cooper Morales
"while your down there"
Christopher Bennett
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Cooper Thompson
>friend can't open bottle >i ask him to hand me the bottle >he and his gf laugh at me because he is buff and i'm a skinny little faggot >little did he know that i have the magic power of DEADLIFT GRIP >i open the bottle easily
