User, I told my friends you had abs but they won't believe me!

>user, I told my friends you had abs but they won't believe me!
What would you do?

> flex a 'cep

Turn around and get the fuck out of there. The fuck am I showing my abs to young girls for? Fuck off you pdf file

4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7

You clearly have no idea what girls want

>pdf file

My sides are getting a workout

>survey room
>no tits anywhere
>360 and walk out
use better bait next time

This situation is dangerous. Put your hands on your hips and say "Not an option."

man Anita Sarkeesian is looking HOT

"How's this for a start?"

Then again I am autistic

yuck. britbait (including Irish slags) worst bait

that scnozz

>tfw when a young cousin is grinding on your dick and you don't know what to do

>Pdf file
Kek

flex a 'cep

is that lady flexing a 'cep? mirin

I have 3 nieces aged 7-8 and they always try to rip my shirt of or expose my stomach. I freaked out once when they tricked me into the basement and refused to let me leave until I played family with them. Eventually I left and they latched on to my legs refusing to let go. Eventually I just said fuck it and walked really hard until they let go. One of them was filming me with her new iphone while laughing. I am 21 years old I can't handle three 7 year old girls.

360 is a full circle. You'd turn back to them again. AHAHAHHAHAA I cant believe how stupid you meatheads are! And no one called him out yet! OMG being the most intelligent person on this board feels very good.

Hold my arms up in an X and say
>No deal

trying too hard

We may have picked up something from /TV/ lads.

>(15)
>pecs!
>solid

cum in her

>pdf file

Fuckin hell cunt, made me chuckle.
Treat yourself to a full calorie sip.

mirin that 'cep flexin

>pdf file

Tell her friends they're right, she's lying.

>pdf file

Have 3 of them climb on my back while i do push ups.

Shut up, kid. I'll buy you all pizza for your sleepover if you promise not to watch Frozen.

flexin' a cep to this pic